Omegle

this guy is instisting on talking about anal lube

You: hellooo
Stranger: Hello. I'm Edward Cullen.
You: I hate Twilight
You: holy shit
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I do too.
You: I've already met Criss Angel
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I like messing with people.
You: so hows it going
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I told one person I'm Isabella Swan and they bitched at me.
Stranger: lol
You: Hah
Stranger: So, how are you?
You: Fine
You: tired
Stranger: That sucks.
You: PRETTY MUCH
Stranger: It's a nice day today.
You: its shitty over here
You: where do you live, Brazil?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Hah
You: everyone from Brazil has been talking about how nice its been today, thats why I asked
Stranger: I live in the US.
You: oh me too
Stranger: Cool.
You: what state?
Stranger: Florida.
You: Vermont
Stranger: Cool.
You: Cool.
Stranger: I feel like telling more people I'm Edward Cullen. I like people's reactions.
Stranger: I'm gonna go now.
You: yeah, **** ya

Originally posted by Selphie
You: hellooo
Stranger: Hello. I'm Edward Cullen.
You: I hate Twilight
You: holy shit
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: I do too.
You: I've already met Criss Angel
Stranger: XD
Stranger: I like messing with people.
You: so hows it going
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: I told one person I'm Isabella Swan and they bitched at me.
Stranger: lol
You: Hah
Stranger: So, how are you?
You: Fine
You: tired
Stranger: That sucks.
You: PRETTY MUCH
Stranger: It's a nice day today.
You: its shitty over here
You: where do you live, Brazil?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Hah
You: everyone from Brazil has been talking about how nice its been today, thats why I asked
Stranger: I live in the US.
You: oh me too
Stranger: Cool.
You: what state?
Stranger: Florida.
You: Vermont
Stranger: Cool.
You: Cool.
Stranger: I feel like telling more people I'm Edward Cullen. I like people's reactions.
Stranger: I'm gonna go now.
You: yeah, **** ya

It's time to go vampire hunting it seems. mmm

Stranger: hi
You: WHAT THE FU-hi
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: WALSHY
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: WEEEEELSSSHIEEEE!
You: And then I was like, FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: wassup.
You: not much, watching pineapple express
You: you?
Stranger: hot a great deal
Stranger: oops
Stranger: not
Stranger: hahaha
You: are you coming on to me?
You: Mmmmm?
Stranger: would you like me to come on to you?
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmm?
You: oh FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get down on my knees
Stranger: unzip your pants
Stranger: open my mouth....
Stranger: and....
Stranger: ooops
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR PENIS
You: Hah, sweet
Stranger: THE WHOLE THING
Stranger: hehehe
You: I accidentally your penis?
You: first of all
You: that makes no sense
You: second of all
You: NO TENGO EL PENIS
Stranger: I ADVERBED YOUR NOUN
You: more like you FAILED
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: bob is that u?
Stranger: realli reali u?
You: Yep
Stranger: i missed u 🙁
You: It is
You: I'm dead
Stranger: awww so happy ive found u
Stranger: 🙁
You: This is a ghost
Stranger: but wow i cn talk 2 dead ppl im sooo cool
You: Yep yep
Stranger: but wait no one will belive me 🙁
You: Just copy and paste
Stranger: whats it like hows the family
You: They're shit
You: Honestly
You: ****ing pricks
Stranger: OMG copy n paste what a good idea
You: Didn't even show up to my funeral
Stranger: omg y did they kill u again?
Stranger: how rude i will nbeat them up for
Stranger: *you
You: I boned an 8 year old
You: Then killed her
Stranger: omg i cant belive i have found u fred!!!
You: So no one showed up
You: Bob
You: I'm bob
Stranger: no fred!
You: Oh
You: Yeah
You: Bob
Stranger: ur fred u said u was fred
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 😮 u lied 2 me how mean!
You: This is why I hated you when I was alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omg Axel, i love your conversations

Just made a new friend on that site, so wonderful

I laughed, pretty damn hard.

You: I find it quite humorous how most of these conversations turn into something sexual.
You: Quite entertaining.
Stranger: sucking nipples
You: Yes
Stranger: you like Germans boobs?
You: I know this lady who has....nevermind. lol
You: Depends on what you mean by German boobs? I've seen thousands of pairs. German ones are just as variable as anyone else's.
Stranger: has what
You: I was going to say buttaids.
Stranger: Well there are many *** stars germany
Stranger: and poland
You: I must say that I've only motorboated about half a dozen, though. I wish I would have motorboated many more bewbz.
You: oh.
You: Yeah, I don't do the porn thing very much.
Stranger: US where?
Stranger: state?
You: I've seen some..but...I don't do porn.
You: I am in...New Oregon.
You: I mean South Yorik.
You: York.,
You: Damn it.
You: I mean East Virginia.
Stranger: many places
You: Every place butt your place.
You: Unless you count your driveway as your place.
You: I'm bating in your driving.
You: 😐
Stranger: youre weird
You: Careful on your way out..you might slip on a "banana"
You: it's a brown banana.
You: DON"T ASK QUESTIONS!.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: http://www.petafoo.com/files/images/guinea%20pig.preview.jpg
Stranger: omggg
You: omg
Stranger: i luv gp's!!!!!
You: should I put that in my url
Stranger: yea
Stranger: 🙂
You: HAH
You: little fluff ball
You: is that yours?
Stranger: my mom said taht guinea pigs are angels waiting to get their wings
You: most likely
You: I haven't had one before though
You: only had a hamster, gerbil, and about 3 mice
Stranger: gerbil's are for the queers
Stranger: god hates gerbils
You: HAH
You: well I am part queer
Stranger: you need to talk to jesus 🙁
You: I already have
You: we shopped for shoes together
Stranger: THAT CHEATING B*TCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi. where are you from?
You: Saturn
You: You?
Stranger: cool. i'm from uranus
You: Cool
Stranger: m/f?
You: Female
You: you?
Stranger: ewwwww

Is it real people or a computer?

Real people.

real people

Nevermind I lost interest.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Uranus
You: You?
Stranger: Uranus
Stranger: *-*
You: -_-
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: =)
You: Cool
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17 and u?
You: 16
Stranger: nice
You: Want to have sex?
Stranger: wwwooooww
Stranger: of course
You: srsly
Stranger: but not here, what u think to have sex in msn?
Stranger: do u have??
You: Yep
Stranger: so add me
Stranger: [email protected]
You: I'll give you mine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ?
You: wait a sec, I have to my MSN >_<
You: *remember
You: I'll check my email right now
You: **********@hotmail.com
You: You can add me from there
You: I'll disconet and we can talk from msn
Stranger: ok

I ggave him my friends msn xP

This place could be a pedos play ground. uhuh

I tried it, it was a black guy making fun of me being white.

I started a conversation by saying, "SAY WHAAAT"

And the guy said, "n*ggers" and disconnected 😖

Some lady just said someone said he was going to cut her eyelids off, rip her eyes out, and sex her eye sockets.

Thundergoderu...was that you?

Edit...and they ended with "the game"

sounds familiar!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Some lady just said someone said he was going to cut her eyelids off, rip her eyes out, and sex her eye sockets.

Thundergoderu...was that you?

Edit...and they ended with "the game"

sounds familiar!