KMC Omegle fest, 23rd April 2009!
Real long post, but there's some great ones in here:
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Talking to random people again on Omegle.comheres one of the convos
You: IM NOT FROM THE UK
Stranger: hey!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hi
Stranger: im not either, but im there
You: come on
Stranger: come on where?
You: really??
You: you know amy-j?
Stranger: are you seeking [b]her?drylaugh [/B]
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
You: hi?
Stranger: hiii ;P
You: SUP BRO
You: d:
Stranger: im not a bro ;P im a girll hahah
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: 😐
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: hi
You: Mairuzu?
Stranger: say something intelligent
You: You Mairuzu?
Stranger: i challenge you
You: R U TRIPPIN
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I love this site so much.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: hii
You: no tgf?
You: where da love bro
Stranger: whats that
Stranger: whats tgf?
You: WHERE DA ****IN LUV
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: ASIAN MARY JANE FROM NY?
You: YES THATS ME
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: whats my name
You: ROGER ****ING RAMJET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Best one yet:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: oi
Stranger: fala portugues?
You: beanous
You: muchas
Stranger: hola
Stranger: donde moras?
Stranger: donde vives?
You: uh, ye
You: grastias
Stranger: cual tu nombre?
You: very very muchas donde esta
You: oh
You: Bob
Stranger: yo soy de brasil
Stranger: tienes cuantos anos?
You: soy uh beauso Spain?
You: um I mean Espangol
Stranger: tienes cuantos anos?
You: donde esta besta pesto
You: beano
Stranger: what?
You: 😐
Stranger: ?
Stranger: sexo
You: donde beano muchas conde
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Stranger: so anyways
You: anyways
You: do continue
You: do you know the air speed of an average barn swallow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: ni ge shen jingbing
You: WHAT THE ****
Stranger: jerk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: **** it all to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello there
You: ASL?
Stranger: ASL? as in?
You: Anal sex lick
You: ?
Stranger: no i dont believe i have done that or have wanted to do that thank you sir stranger
You: You should try it. Where do you live?
Stranger: i dont think the taste would be..tasty i forget sometimes ever happen to you before?
You: Oh, yes. I love it! You should should touch yourself, now.
Stranger: really now?
Stranger: im not really attracted to myself that much
You: That cool
Stranger: so i dont think i would get off
You: Yawn
You: Touch something
Stranger: my nose?
You: Do u have a cat?
Stranger: no i have a fish
Stranger: but i ate it
You: Pick your nose and then eat it
You: That so hot
Stranger: your one for intresting tastes arent you?
You: Did u do it?
Stranger: no but i just cut myself and bleeded on my face does that work?
You: I just came, thank you
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: show me your feet?
You: **** ads
You: **** off
You: but wait that's what you'd like eh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tgf
Stranger: ?
You: you know,
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: what's tgf?
You: you're the 5th person to say '?' to me tonight
You: I'm looking for Mairuzu
You: So I introduce myself
You: 'TGF'
Stranger: i get it
You: You may call me Grey.
Stranger: Grey?
You: Grey.
You: It's what the G in TGF stand for.
You: You see.
Stranger: Ok.call me Al
You: No, I'll call you Ronald.
Stranger: er....As your wish
You: Very good, Rons.
You: How's Mother Mary?
You: Ronald?
You: You know, funny thing.
You: Ronald is very similar to Roland
Stranger: Sorry,Calling
Stranger: I had go
You: Uh, no.
Stranger: Bye
You: Hey
You: HEY!
You: CALL ME!
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: D:
Stranger: helloo
You: hellooooo
Stranger: asl?
You: Anal sex licking?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola!
You: Spanish?
Stranger: si
Stranger: or no
Stranger: up to you
You: I'd rather not
Stranger: alright then
You: You're Spanish ethnically, though?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: i just take spanish as a class
You: Oh. Well, it is a nice language.
You: Wish I could speak it.
Stranger: its terrible learning it
You: Is it? How so?
Stranger: not like english at all
You: Well, that's true enough.
Stranger: and its hard to memorize all the verb conjugations and such
You: French is probably harder, took a French class for a few years. Just... impossible.
Stranger: french and spanish are simmilar in the way they are set up i think
Stranger: but yes french does seem harder, like the pronunciation
You: Mm, true, both originate from latin.
You: So, do you smoke?
Stranger: cigarettes?
You: Yes. or weed, whichever floats your boat.
Stranger: nope not cigs
Stranger: and you?
You: I do, frequently.
Stranger: ah cancer
You: I have to ask, have you met anybody called Miles or mairuzu on here tonight?
Stranger: i have not
You: Damn.
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Been searching for him for a while
Stranger: whys that?
You: I'm from Interpol, and he's a wanted felon who's said to use this site.
Stranger: ooh lovely
You: He answers only to 'tgf' at the start of a conversation.
Stranger: tgf meanns?
You: So I've basically been going around saying that until I find the bastard
You: I have no idea
You: Some kind of code, I guess.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you didnt say it to me
Stranger: maybe im him?
You: Maybe, but you wouldn't have responded if you were him
Stranger: but how do you know that
You: I'm quite surprised i forgot to say it to you, actually.
You: We have our sources
Stranger: hmm
You: One of his, well, 'associates' told us that.
Stranger: well, im not him
You: But they wouldn't outright rat him out.
Stranger: well then couldnt one of his "assisiates" tell you where he is for real
Stranger: oh
You: I'm quite disappointed I got assigned to this
You: I can assure you, it's very borign at times, since most people cancel the convo the second I say it
You: They must think I'm him or something.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: or some looney guy
You: That too, i guess.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: Well I obviously can't reveal any specific information, but you can call me Grey.
You: Or Detective, either one.
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/alaska
You: u
Stranger: 54 america male
Stranger: im real into u
You: u sicko? i like that
Stranger: have u fingered urself yuet
You: I did a couple of weks ago. u help?>
Stranger: we4ll actually im touching myelf now
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
You: *Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: stoned?
Stranger: hi
You: you high bro?
Stranger: yes
You: you smoke weed?
Stranger: yeah dude, I can sell to u if u want
You: I'M A COP YOU IDIOT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: Gender?
You: male
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: u?
Stranger: female
Stranger: haha
You: 20 sumethin
You: u?
Stranger: 20.... something?
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmm
You: uhuh
Stranger: that could mean 29.
Stranger: or 21.
You: and if?
Stranger: that's a big difference
You: so?
Stranger: so!?
Stranger: talking to a 21 year old
Stranger: is way different
Stranger: than talking to a 29 year old
You: how so?
Stranger: Well, I'll have more in common with 21 year old.
Stranger: the 29 yera old could have kids
Stranger: or a wife
You: ture
Stranger: or be a banker or something
You: true
Stranger: so where do you lie?
You: and what could a 21 yr old be?
Stranger: A drunk college kid.
You: i lie on my stool
You: hahaa
Stranger: hahaha....?
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: which are you?
Stranger: 21 or 29?
You: okay you can call me TGF and i am 23
Stranger: T...G...F
You: yeah
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
Stranger: TGF....
Stranger: those are weird intials.
You: how should i call you?
Stranger: Stranger.
Stranger: That's what my name is! My mother calls me that!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what up titties
Stranger: sex
Stranger: make love
Stranger: lol
You: is that an order?
You: or what
Stranger: the world
You: bout to make love with my bong tho
Stranger: where are you?
You: the world?
You: man
You: you're faded as ****
You: arent you
You: im at home
Stranger: SYL
You: i ****ing hate you
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hows goin?
You: 22
You: male
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: 26
Stranger: china
You: s?
Stranger: man
You: yeah
You: that's good
You: i like man
Stranger: What about you
You: call me TGF
You: i am man too
You: what's in china now?
Stranger: beijing
Stranger: I have very poor English
You: no problem!
You: beijing...Olympics were great!
Stranger: tks
Stranger: Do you still go to school
You: you been to Olympic games!
You: no i dropped out
You: you got to school?
Stranger: I have already graduated
You: cool!
You: are you university now?
Stranger: music University
You: i have music too!
You: i blow the Fagott
You: you know Fagott?
Stranger: Fagott？
You: yes
You: you have to blow
Stranger: oh，i konw
You: i do all day!
You: practise hard!
Stranger: Pipa me, more than a decade
You: what is Pipa?
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: sup
You: U american?
Stranger: canadian
You: sorry to hear that
You have disconnected.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 22/m/australia, u?
You: 20/f/Cali
You: u want to see my ass?
Stranger: Sure. LOL
You: k one sec
You: (link to hot pic)
Stranger: That's hot. Got any more?
You: HAHAHAHA I'M A GUY