Omegle

Started by dadudemon8 pages

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You: hi
Stranger: HI!
You: who is this?
You: This is julie
You: From the US..of course
Stranger: Prince
You: From where?
Stranger: From Finland 🙂
You: Oh.
You: I thought it was Bel Air
You: Well, you know my gender..and I guess you're male.
You: What else is there to talk about.
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm 22.
You: you?
Stranger: 21
You: cool
You: Done with college?
You: I'm still not done
Stranger: done.
You: Good job.
You: My major is psychology
You: what was yours?
Stranger: We have bit different systems in finland
You: Really?
Stranger: with our "college"
You: So what was the focus
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: sry
You: poop?
Stranger: bye
You: don't forget
You: bounce up and down on your chair.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haermm That was me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm That was me.

I mean...for serious?

I just got rick rolled by a KMC member.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I just got rick rolled by a KMC member.
I did that a month or so ago.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I mean...for serious?
dude no crylaugh

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
I did that a month or so ago.

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haermm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Nermie army member?
You: Hai
You: no terrorist from pakistan
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Taliban commando FTW haermm

Stranger: where you from
You: buttsex?
Stranger: nope im alright
You: from your house
You: in your closet
Stranger: oh cool. me too
You: do you hear the fapping sounds?
Stranger: your not scaring me
Stranger: where u from dood
You: I wrap all my presents with fapping paper...that's why they are crusty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Carol from Brazil is a bit eager

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur wierd
You: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

You: Wait.......
Stranger: lol am waiting
You: Processing......
Stranger: how much longer till we can speeeeeek?
You: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency.
Stranger: fanks
Stranger: now can we talk?
You: Thank you.
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: silly
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: for saving me
You: We will have law enforcement processing you asap.
You: Thank You
Stranger: processing me?
Stranger: like meat?
Stranger: why do you want to kill me?
Stranger: 🙁
You: You ever have your shit pushed in?
Stranger: depends in what context
Stranger: hehe
You: like as pound me in the ass, prison.
Stranger: have i ever been raped in prison?
Stranger: ive never been to prison lool
Stranger: why?
You: You will be in less than 20 minutes, sir,
Stranger: lol no i wont
Stranger: how can i?
Stranger: youre making it up
You: We have idenified your IPS address, sir.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you could of asked?
Stranger: lol i dont bite
You: Have a nice night with Bubba.
Stranger: whos bubba?
You: He loves white people
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: and black people
You: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: Anal/sex/lick?
You: ?
Stranger: all 🙂
Stranger: ssshhhh
Stranger: hehehe
You: oh sorry, Age/Sex/language
Stranger: you shouldnt be asking me these things
You: Why not?
Stranger: because its ruuude
You: How old are u?
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: and pleae say you are male
You: U first
You: No u first
Stranger: 17 female obviously english
Stranger: u?
You: Oh no
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm 18 and male
Stranger: lol where u from?
You: US
You: u?
Stranger: awwwww
Stranger: uk
You: Piggle Humsy much?
Stranger: what?
You: Just reachin
You: around
You: U do cyber?
Stranger: ? what dya mean?
You: Talk dirty
You: u want example?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lol
You: I want to lick ur pussy until u spell and scream our Lords name in vain and in XXX.
Stranger: 😮
You: O ya
Stranger: omg r u sure you can do this stuff on here?
Stranger: shall i try?
You: Sure
Stranger: im putting my mouth round
Stranger: your long hard tinky
Stranger: sticking my fingers in my flaps and
Stranger: NAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u ****in wierdo
Stranger: grow the **** up and get a real girl
You: You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
Stranger: hahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: ih
Stranger: that's cute
Stranger: are you
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: yeah

...WIN.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Stranger: where you from
You: buttsex?
Stranger: nope im alright
You: from your house
You: in your closet
Stranger: oh cool. me too
You: do you hear the fapping sounds?
Stranger: your not scaring me
Stranger: where u from dood
You: I wrap all my presents with fapping paper...that's why they are crusty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

laughcry crylaugh

got paired up with some douche from holland, told him i smoked weed

and i kept telling him all sorts of things, he just kept saying yea me too!

yeah me too!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: Hiiiiiiiii
Stranger: u smoke weed>
You: Hell yeah !
You: Got some black moroccan though at the mo.
Stranger: i smoke tuns of dope
Stranger: war u from
You: where u from ?
Stranger: canada
You: is there good dope there?
Stranger: hell ya,
Stranger: we got it all
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: i?
You: where u from?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: war u from?
You: Is it cool there?
You: GERMANY
Stranger: ya, its pritty cold, we have like 4 feet of snow
You: we had 6,000,000 pairs of jewish feet here, but we burnt them
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: suppppppppp
Stranger: lol jews
You: so where u from??
Stranger: canada
Stranger: u from germany
Stranger: my dads from thare
You: how did you guess???
You: oh ; i forgot
Stranger: u have 6,000,000 pairs of jewish feet but u burnd them
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wtf? 😂

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Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you're on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
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