Griffin versus Nightcrawler.....

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.

Speed of sound at see level is 1125 ft/s. 5*1125 = 5625 feet.

5120 ft = 1 mile.

so...

1.09 miles.

AHA!

😆

Since you did your math wrong, that means I'm right, and NC can travel through the semi-open portals of Griffin.

See, NC wins the threadz, hands down.

Your forget one thing.

NC is jumping into and out of our entire universal fabric, holmes. 😄

Mwahahahaha...mwwwwhahahahahaaaaa.

Dude.

😆 😆 😆

RJ knows what's up. He knows I'm just being a dumbass for the sake of a laugh.

BUT....if you did your math right, that means NC has an even SMALLER jump radius. ✅ GOD that was great. I mucked up the math, but your correction made my post even more effective. 😄

Shit I just realized where I ****ed up crylaugh

Speed of sound is indeed 768 mph, and since the Blackbird travels at at least that fast (I doubled it, gave the Blackbird a generous estimate), I divided 60 into 768, but then I had a brain fart and forgot that I had just figured out the distance sound travels in a MINUTE, not a SECOND.......12.80 miles in a minute (or in this case, with the Blackbird going at least 1536 mph, that's 25.60 miles per minute), not a second. So..............BEWBZ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I did that shit in my head, on the fly, holmes, at work haermm I guess I didnt carry the zero or some shit.

I did all of that in my head too. The division and everything. ✅

(I didn't carry the decimal past the thousandths place...because I didn't think it would round up 9...which would round up the tenths place.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BUT....if you did your math right, that means NC has an even SMALLER jump radius. ✅ GOD that was great. I mucked up the math, but your correction made my post even more effective. 😄

😆

No no no...because you did that math wrong, it means you're wrong and I get to claim something absurd.

LET ME DOOOO IT! weep

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shit I just realized where I ****ed up crylaugh

Speed of sound is indeed 768 mph, and since the Blackbird travels at at least that fast (I doubled it, gave the Blackbird a generous estimate), I divided 60 into 768, but then I had a brain fart and forgot that I had just figured out the distance sound travels in a MINUTE, not a SECOND.......12.80 miles in a minute (or in this case, with the Blackbird going at least 1536 mph, that's 25.60 miles per minute), not a second. So..............BEWBZ.

Oh yeah, dude. I forgot all about you saying that those SS guys were in the hall, talking about bewbz. I lol'd at work. My coworkers looked at me like I was crazy.

I was on the PHONE too, AND texting, AND eating. Plus I was fighting off wild Indians who were trying to steal my shoes. Anne talked dirty to me thats what made me mess up haermm

Couple of morons you two are, and enough with the homoerotic flirting, you two should just meet (or should I say meat?) and get it out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Couple of morons you two are, and enough with the homoerotic flirting, you two should just meet (or should I say meat?) and get it out.

edit - My comment was not appropriate for PG-13, I don't think.

You...shutup you poopy head. There, that's the best I can come up with since the edit.

Originally posted by dadudemon
edit - My comment was not appropriate for PG-13, I don't think.

You...shutup you poopy head. There, that's the best I can come up with since the edit.

Where you telling me that you've finally had anal with your wife and it was the cat's pajamas? Cuz she's pretty damn hot; I'd hit that backdoor if I had it on tap, like you do.

Originally posted by Robtard
Couple of morons you two are, and enough with the homoerotic flirting, you two should just meet (or should I say meat?) and get it out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Where you telling me that you've finally had anal with your wife and it was the cat's pajamas? Cuz she's pretty damn hot; I'd hit that backdoor if I had it on tap, like you do.

No. It involved an artificial penis....something spikey...and something anal-like.

Anal prison leads to zee pewpy peenus.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No. It involved an artificial penis....something spikey...and something anal-like.

So a dildo, a pineapple and RJ. Interesting, I'll have to ponder it a bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Anal prison leads to zee pewpy peenus.

Well, if you're the receiver, it's common courtesy to poop beforehand, if you have that feeling, that loving feeling.

Then again, if I were in prison, I'd walk around with a loaded colon all day as a safety measure.

Never been to prison, Rob, but thanks for the heads up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never been to prison, Rob, but thanks for the heads up.

No problem, I'm just a pro-active guy and think way ahead about many a thing.

Picture yourself as some hardened prison anal-rapist, you go after one of the "fish" (new guys) and as you're about to penetrate his unwilling ass, he starts to shit all over the place. I figure you'd have to be German to still want to pound that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never been to prison, Rob, but thanks for the heads up.

Its just a matter of time, before the neighbour's cat finds the courage to stand up, hands you the proctology bill, and presses charges.

And you should get 30 years for your crimes against logic.

Originally posted by Robtard
No problem, I'm just a pro-active guy and think way ahead about many a thing.

Picture yourself as some hardened prison anal-rapist, you go after one of the "fish" (new guys) and as you're about to penetrate his unwilling ass, he starts to shit all over the place. I figure you'd have to be German to still want to pound that.