Harry Potter vs. Davy Jones

Originally posted by Robtard
Not at all.

I arbitrarily decided to go with Sadako's question and just say Jones has access to old-school grenades, like the ones the fat greasy undead-pirate used in the first film.

But if you're going to cry about it, Jones shoves his claw-hand up Potter's ass instead; kills him that way.

Yep that was grenade like enough for me...

You wouldnt want one going off on your ballbag. ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry and Jones face off. Harry Acio's his firebolt, goes to the air, Accio's the heart chest, Alohomora's it, stabs the bleeding thing with his wand.

Bless you?

Why would Jones be lugging around his heart, when he knows it's his weakness?

So he can shield it when his grenades go off..?

Originally posted by Robtard
Bless you?

Why would Jones be lugging around his heart, when he knows it's his weakness?

Thread sucks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And why would Harry kill Jones knowing that he would take his place, as Jaeh pointed out?

Thread sucks.

Why would Harry know about the legal bindings of the curse?

It does suck balls, that we can agree one.

Harry loses here, he's a prepubescent boy with a wand vs a mutated fish-man who's immortal. Just a matter of time.

Personally, I go with a grenade up Harry's ass or the claw up it, if you're going to be a stickler about the former and the rules. Either way, Harry anally-dies, which is fitting for such a shitty character.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why would Harry know about the legal bindings of the curse?

It does suck balls, that we can agree one.

Harry loses here, he's a prepubescent boy with a wand vs a mutated fish-man who's immortal. Just a matter of time.

Personally, I go with a grenade up Harry's ass or the claw up it, if you're going to be a stickler about the former and the rules. Either way, Harry anally-dies, which is fitting for such a shitty character.

Hell throw the grenade descretely down the back of Harry's hooded cape....sit back and crack open a can of stella and wait...

No grenades.

Prove he cant use them the equipment is there..

Doesnt matter, he isnt shown using them.

Well spiderman never trained with Jedi, but you never minded that thread...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Is Jones ever shown personally using a grenade? No. therefore he cant use one here. And how is Jones gonna catch Harry if Harry is airborne on his firebolt?

Can Potter stay airborne forever? Don't think so, he's just a boy. So in time, given that Jones is immortal, he's going to shove his clawed hand up his ass and end it that way.

Jones can also summon the Kraken, that's one of his feats. Potter doesn't have a chance here, Jones does.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well spiderman never trained with Jedi, but you never minded that thread...

And HP DID take on a dragon in Goblet of Fire.

Good one with the Kracken. Totally forgot about that.

If the Kracken is summoned, will Jones be able to get in a few of those incapacitating claw2ass strikes...?

Cause Potter needs to die in pain.

A dragon aint shit next to the Kracken.

Originally posted by Robtard
Can Potter stay airborne forever? Don't think so, he's just a boy. So in time, given that Jones is immortal, he's going to shove his clawed hand up his ass and end it that way.

Jones can also summon the Kraken, that's one of his feats. Potter doesn't have a chance here, Jones does.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Be serious, Harry can stay airborne for as long as he likes. Well out of reach of Jones and the Kracken.

He's going to get hungry and tired in time, he just a boy.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's going to get hungry and tired in time, he just a boy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Obi Wan can no longer help him.......sound familiar?

It doesn't.

If you have a valid way for Potter to defeat Jones (who's immortal), now is the time to post it.

True that.

Also: Technically speaking the phrase was correct.

Obiwan cannot help him.