Harry Potter vs. Davy Jones

Started by Nephthys7 pages

B-But, He's da Chozen One!!! His peni-wand is unbreakable!

😂

And his book unstealable/burnable/otherwise indestructible..?

When I played Devil's Advocate for Potter, I didn't think it would lead to this. XD

In any case, I'll respond for Jones this time:

In regards to Harry using his Firebolt to stay out of reach, he would have to make sure that stays clear of the entire ship. If he tries to hover anywhere near the vicinity of the Flying Dutchman Jones will be able to phase out and just blast him with a pistol, which Jones would most certainly have access to.

As far as dealing with the Kraken, each of those tentacles are much longer, and a lot more reactive, than the Hungarian's horned tail, and Harry got tagged by that (at least in the book. I'm not a fan of the movies so I didn't watch). When all those tentacles rear up at once, Harry's gonna have to do some majorly fancy flying if he doesn't want to get grabbed. Even one sucker on any part of him and he's going down.

Jones phases through the Dutchman behind Harry, clamps that massive claw on Harry's wand, and proceeds with the surprise buttsecks.

Excellent work, Xanatos. 🙂

Take THAT, Potter....!

Originally posted by XanatosForever
When I played Devil's Advocate for Potter, I didn't think it would lead to this. XD

In any case, I'll respond for Jones this time:

In regards to Harry using his Firebolt to stay out of reach, he would have to make sure that stays clear of the entire ship. If he tries to hover anywhere near the vicinity of the Flying Dutchman Jones will be able to phase out and just blast him with a pistol, which Jones would most certainly have access to.

As far as dealing with the Kraken, each of those tentacles are much longer, and a lot more reactive, than the Hungarian's horned tail, and Harry got tagged by that (at least in the book. I'm not a fan of the movies so I didn't watch). When all those tentacles rear up at once, Harry's gonna have to do some majorly fancy flying if he doesn't want to get grabbed. Even one sucker on any part of him and he's going down.

Jones phases through the Dutchman behind Harry, clamps that massive claw on Harry's wand, and proceeds with the surprise buttsecks.

And how long are those tentacles exactly? Are they long enough to reach in to the clouds? Cuz you do know that Harry can fly at least that high, and at speeds which the Kracken, slow as it is, will not be able to follow. AND far faster than Jones will be able to track and shoot. He isnt just gonna sit there and hover, you know. And Petrificus otallus will render the Kracken immobile, you know.

Stunning spells or the Cruciatus Curse, Engorgio, Tarantellegra, Wingardium leviosa, these will work on Jones. Whats Jones gonna do when Harry waves his wand and says Petrificus Totallus? Cant fight if you cant move.

RJ,

1) I find it 'shit in my shorts' scary how you know all the names of those HP spells/nonsense.

2) You have yet to prove how Potter wins against an immortal, freezing him for some time and blasting him a bit while flying around like a fairy isn't winning, if he can't take Jones out, he can't win.

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ, I find it 'shit in my shorts' scary how you know all the names of those HP spells/nonsense.

LOL Damned straight.

Thats some creeeeeepy voodoo magic, shamoaaaan.

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ,

1) I find it 'shit in my shorts' scary how you know all the names of those HP spells/nonsense.

2) You have yet to prove how Potter wins against an immortal, freezing him for some time and blasting him a bit while flying around like a fairy isn't winning, if he can't take Jones out, he can't win.

I looked them up haermm

Didnt I already say, several times, how Harry would win? But you keep ignoring it.

"Looked them up"....."in your vast Potter book collection while you dressed up in your adult cape and 'wand'", you mean...

Very suspect, if you ask me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I looked them up haermm

Didnt I already say, several times, how Harry would win? But you keep ignoring it.

I hope so.

Well, besides "stun" and blasting him with spells that can't kill him (see:immortal), I don't understand any of that HP gibberish.

Does Harry have a spell that can bring him down, permanently?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Looked them up"....."in your vast Potter book collection while you dressed up in your adult cape and 'wand'", you mean...

Very suspect, if you ask me.

Just had the mental of RJ doing that, LOL.

Originally posted by Robtard
I hope so.

Well, besides "stun" and blasting him with spells that can't kill him (see:immortal), I don't understand any of that HP gibberish.

Does Harry have a spell that can bring him down, permanently?

Nope.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nope.

Then as I said, he can't win here, he can only delay a clawed-hand up his ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then as I said, he can't win here, he can only delay a clawed-hand up his ass.
His spells will keep Jones incapacitated until he accio's the heart and stabs it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
His spells will keep Jones incapacitated until he accio's the heart and stabs it.

and I repeat, how in the lubeless butt**** will Potter know about the heart? I doubt Jones is going to tell him while he's held with a spell.

"Say, young laddie, only way to kill me is to stab my heart, which is in a chest, buried on some remote island." Na.

Originally posted by Robtard
Just had the mental of RJ doing that, LOL.

Then I apologise for the subsequent mentally scarring... 😛

Originally posted by Robtard
and I repeat, how in the lubeless butt**** will Potter know about the heart? I doubt Jones is going to tell him while he's held with a spell.

"Say, young laddie, only way to kill me is to stab my heart, which is in a chest, buried on some remote island." Na.

Aren't versus threads made assuming the combatants know about each other? I assumed this one was no different. Thread starter never specified. If Harry doesnt know about the heart, then he has no chance, who would? Stabbing the heart is the only way to kill Jones, it's a no brainer that Harry would know this and know it's location.

Also, Jones's heart wasnt always buried, it was actually on the Dutchman, but you knew that I bet.

Then to me, it would seem that you are basically saying:
Who gets there first: Which would be Jones and his malicious bottom feeding hand, getting in there to scrape Potter's barnacles, before Potter can even get to the island (Which Kracken, naturally would be defending, as Jones would know of Potter's strategy.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then to me, it would seem that you are basically saying:
Who gets there first: Which would be Jones and his malicious bottom feeding hand, getting in there to scrape Potter's barnacles, before Potter can even get to the island (Which Kracken, naturally would be defending, as Jones would know of Potter's strategy.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Also, Jones's heart wasnt always buried, it was actually on the Dutchman, but you knew that I bet.

Hed still have to find the dutchman, and then the Kracken would be defending THAT if the heart was there....