Harry Potter vs. Davy Jones

Originally posted by Robtard
It doesn't.

If you have a valid way for Potter to defeat Jones (who's immortal), now is the time to post it.

His ship has them..... with the Kracken as backup should they fail....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I kinda already did. But you guys keep saying Jones can use grenades, when he is never shown using one.

I dropped the grenade up the ass scenario and went with the clawed-hand up the ass one.

So, just accept that Potter is going down in this one.

Yeah! The clllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww...!!!

Originally posted by Robtard
I dropped the grenade up the ass scenario and went with the clawed-hand up the ass one.

So, just accept that Potter is going down in this one.

What makes you think Harry'll be wanting to sit on that broomstick once the Claw of Jones has destroyed his colon...?

Sure, cuz Harry will just bend over and allow that.

He'd have no choice once the grenades have blown his arms and legs off.

crylaugh Right. Expelliarmus, foo.

What the fu*k is THAT....? lolz

Expelliarmus. Harry's spell for disarming an opponent. Whatever Jones chooses to employ as a weapon, Harry can take it away any time he wishes.

Ahhhh. Will it stop a grenade going off or stop a hungry and maybe sexually frustrated Kracken from attacking/raping...?

It'll take that grenade away from Jones before he can use it. And the firebolt will keep Harry well away from the Kracken.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And again I retort with how is Jones gonna catch Harry when Harry is zooming around on his firebolt, far out of Jones and the Kracken's reach?

And again, I retort, can Harry stay away indefinitely, he's just a kid; he's going to tire from zipping about; casting his useless-on-Jones spells (see: immortal) and he's going to get hungry.

When that happens, he gets a clawed-hand up the ass.

Face it, Jones can defeat Potter, he has options. Potter can't defeat Jones, just temporarily avoid the claw up the chute.

Originally posted by Robtard
And again, I retort, can Harry stay away indefinitely, he's just a kid; he's going to tire from zipping about; casting his useless-on-Jones spells (see: immortal) and he's going to get hungry.

When that happens, he gets a clawed-hand up the ass.

Face it, Jones can defeat Potter, he has options. Potter can't defeat Jones, just temporarily avoid the claw up the chute.

So he becomes the next Jones, he wins.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I already said...Harry zooms about on his firebolt, accio's the heart, stabs it.

So he becomes the next Jones, he wins.

And I already said, how does Harry know about the heart and why would Jones have it on him? It's be like Superman carrying around kryptonite just for the hell of it.

He becomes Jones' next hand-puppet, yes.

And Kracken uses Potter as a willy warmer.

Harry stuns Jones, fly's him into orbit. Simple.

Stun, Firebolt and Levitation ftw.

What if Kracken/Jones breaks Harry's little wand...?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Harry stuns Jones, fly's him into orbit. Simple.

Stun, Firebolt and Levitation ftw.

When do we ever see Potter levitate something well beyond his line of sight? We don't.

I'd also question whether a stun would work on an immortal Jones who can take a sword through the gut and smile.