501st vs. Hogwarts

Started by WO Polaski60 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]Funny, eh? Someone else posts 100 meters, I quote them, and I am the ******* 🙄

i never said which blaster. 😬 gtfo yo.

Moot point anyway. So the clones attack from 10 k out, Dumbles and the other wizards who can half apparate can fly around and target the ground the clones are on, or target the DC-15's, portus them, and bye bye clones. The clones could attack from half a world away, still wouldnt make a difference.

as soon as the wizards apparate within 500 feet they get killed instantly. QED.

and to turn something into a port key you have to have line-of-site of it. humans can only see a couple of miles. as soon as theyre in range to target a gun theyll be shot.

next question please. 🙂

Originally posted by WO Polaski
Are you stupid?
Nope, I wasnt the one who posted 100 meters, thank Polaski for that.

no mention of dementors either. how about that.
Am I using dementors in my current argument?

its not instantaneous if it needs to be cast first.
The wizard selects an object, says portus, it is a portkey. Less than a second, practically instantaneous.

why would they be doing that if the clones are already inside the school attacking them? theyre out running around being idiots while the clones are already inside the school killing students. intresting. why do you bring up dumb stuff?
So the clones are INSIDE the school ow and the wizards are unaware? Dude, why dont you just have the first years fight then? Its a sneak attack?

Originally posted by WO Polaski
i never said which blaster. 😬 gtfo yo.

as soon as the wizards apparate within 500 feet they get killed instantly. QED.

and to turn something into a port key you have to have line-of-site of it. humans can only see a couple of miles. as soon as theyre in range to target a gun theyll be shot.

next question please. 🙂

That question is, how is it that you were overly smug and douchey, venomously asserting someone elses quote as law without actually looking into it..? Cause thats just silly.

And a further question: How did you not know the shit you quoted was wildly inaccurate in spite of your self proclaimed SW fanboyism..?

Buy the time of the wizards being aware, it'll be too late.
Remember that the AT ATs are equipped with heavier/longer range weapons even that the ones on the wiki page.

Lots and lots of dead little hogssies as Gollum would probably say..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nope, I wasnt the one who posted 100 meters, thank Polaski for that.

lol. already smashed this.

Am I using dementors in my current argument?

nope. im just noting how funny it is that you stressed so hard to use dementors last night and now that you realize that theyre worthless you drop them.

The wizard selects an object, says portus, it is a portkey. Less than a second, practically instantaneous.

you mean the wizard has to be aware that its there, focus on it, then cast the spell. hell be killed before then.

So the clones are INSIDE the school ow and the wizards are unaware? Dude, why dont you just have the first years fight then? Its a sneak attack? [/B]

according to the thread starter the clones have attacked the school. theyre not on their way to attack the school. that means theyre already there. the wizards dont have prep so no they dont know the clones are attacking them until the clones open fire on them.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
i never said which blaster. 😬 gtfo yo.
So new weaponry has been brought in, big deal, see below.

as soon as the wizards apparate within 500 feet they get killed instantly. QED.

and to turn something into a port key you have to have line-of-site of it. humans can only see a couple of miles. as soon as theyre in range to target a gun theyll be shot.

next question please. 🙂

Geez......Apparation means the wizards are invisible. They can apparate into range, portus an object, or even a large mass of ground, and be gone before the clones target them. No way the clones will see the wizards when they apparate, target them, and fire before the wizard is gone. That would take, well, Jedi reflexes.

Dumbles can apparate over them, portus the ground they stand on, and BAM, 50 troopers gone in an instant.

And if the clones know where Hogwarts is, surely it's fair to have the wizards know where the clones are attacking from, innit? "Accio blasters", badabing badaboom, unarmed clones.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]So new weaponry has been brought in, big deal, see below.

new weaponry? who said anything about new weaponry? why do you make dumb statements?

Geez......Apparation means the wizards are invisible.

no it doesnt it just makes them teleport.

They can apparate into range, portus an object, or even a large mass of ground, and be gone before the clones target them. No way the clones will see the wizards when they apparate, target them, and fire before the wizard is gone. That would take, well, Jedi reflexes.

first of the wizards will have to see the clones to know were they are since they dont have radar. once theyre close enough to see them theyll be in range meaning theyll get shot and killed instantly.

Dumbles can apparate over them, portus the ground they stand on, and BAM, 50 troopers gone in an instant.

hell be killed once he apparates over them.

And if the clones know where Hogwarts is, surely it's fair to have the wizards know where the clones are attacking from, innit? "Accio blasters", badabing badaboom, unarmed clones.

why do you keep bring up "fair"? life isnt fair. vs. threads dont have to be fair. stop trying to make things balanced and fair. according to the thread starter the clones know where hogwarts is and have already arrived at the school and attacked it. the end.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
That question is, how is it that you were overly smug and douchey, venomously asserting someone elses quote as law without actually looking into it..? Cause thats just silly.

And a further question: How did you not know the shit you quoted was wildly inaccurate in spite of your self proclaimed SW fanboyism..?

Buy the time of the wizards being aware, it'll be too late.
Remember that the AT ATs are equipped with heavier/longer range weapons even that the ones on the wiki page.

Lots and lots of dead little hogssies as Gollum would probably say..

Hey, if someone else make a claim about weaponry, I am gonna take their word for it, unless it sounds outrageous. I knew it was accurate for the weapons he was talking about, not DC 15's.

So the wizard are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs as the clones attack? Heres the opening post:

Originally posted by Luminatus

Darth Anakin and his legion of Clonetroopers launch an attack on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Does Anakin get to sharpen his lightsaber on more kiddies?

Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Hmmmm....You do know that in order for Voldy and his death eaters to be there at hogwarts, they will have had to have known in advance about the battle, right? What would Voldy and the death eaters be doing at Hogwarts? They are there to help defend the castle. This implies PREP TIME. It takes time for Voldy to convince Dumbledore to let him help, more time to get to the castle, dude, they would have WAY more than enough time to lay portkeys all over the forest, even as far out as two or three miles.

The clones would never get within firing range of Hogwarts.

facepalm2

The Clones'll be in multiple locations.

Thats all the Hogwarts know. Thats all they'll need to know before being slaughtered.

Also, Hogwarts, presumably isnt just a big box like warehouse.
No wizard will have line of sight with all troopers.
Advantage troopers.

All they will know is that the place is swarming with Troopers all around and that people are being blasted to charred oblivion all around.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Hmmmm....You do know that in order for Voldy and his death eaters to be there at hogwarts, they will have had to have known in advance about the battle, right? What would Voldy and the death eaters be doing at Hogwarts? They are there to help defend the castle. This implies PREP TIME. It takes time for Voldy to convince Dumbledore to let him help, more time to get to the castle, dude, they would have WAY more than enough time to lay portkeys all over the forest, even as far out as two or three miles.

all that implies is that voldy and his death eaters are sitting in hogwarts twiddling their thumbs as well with no knowledge of whats about to happen.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, if someone else make a claim about weaponry, I am gonna take their word for it, unless it sounds outrageous.

So the wizard are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs as the clones attack?

Well it WAS outrageous.

No. Their thumbs'll be blasted off, most likely.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
new weaponry? who said anything about new weaponry? why do you make dumb statements?

You did, here.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
i never said which blaster. 😬 gtfo yo.

no it doesnt it just makes them teleport.

Invisible from point A to point B I mean, my bad.

first of the wizards will have to see the clones to know were they are since they dont have radar. once theyre close enough to see them theyll be in range meaning theyll get shot and killed instantly.

Originally posted by Luminatus

Darth Anakin and his legion of Clonetroopers launch an attack on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Does Anakin get to sharpen his lightsaber on more kiddies?

Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Hmmmm....You do know that in order for Voldy and his death eaters to be there at hogwarts, they will have had to have known in advance about the battle, right? What would Voldy and the death eaters be doing at Hogwarts? They are there to help defend the castle. This implies PREP TIME. It takes time for Voldy to convince Dumbledore to let him help, more time to get to the castle, dude, they would have WAY more than enough time to lay portkeys all over the forest, even as far out as two or three miles.

The clones would never get within firing range of Hogwarts.

hell be killed once he apparates over them.
So the clones will know where he is gonna apparate? I didnt know they have precog.

why do you keep bring up "fair"? life isnt fair. vs. threads dont have to be fair. stop trying to make things balanced and fair. according to the thread starter the clones know where hogwarts is and have already arrived at the school and attacked it. the end.
Not having the opponents on even ground implies a spite thread.

Again, read this:

Originally posted by Luminatus

Darth Anakin and his legion of Clonetroopers launch an attack on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Does Anakin get to sharpen his lightsaber on more kiddies?

Just for fun, the Death Eaters and Voldy are helping to defend the castle.

Hmmmm....You do know that in order for Voldy and his death eaters to be there at hogwarts, they will have had to have known in advance about the battle, right? What would Voldy and the death eaters be doing at Hogwarts? They are there to help defend the castle. This implies PREP TIME. It takes time for Voldy to convince Dumbledore to let him help, more time to get to the castle, dude, they would have WAY more than enough time to lay portkeys all over the forest, even as far out as two or three miles.

The clones would never get within firing range of Hogwarts.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
all that implies is that voldy and his death eaters are sitting in hogwarts twiddling their thumbs as well with no knowledge of whats about to happen.
And why would they be sitting in the nest of their sworn enemies? Use some common sense, man.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well it WAS outrageous.

No. Their thumbs'll be blasted off, most likely.

McClane isnt in this battle. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Not having the opponents on even ground implies a spite thread.

Yet you are the biggest gimper since Gimpy Joe Gimperson III from Gimpington, Gimp county first gimped his first victims that fateful summer in 1930gimp..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yet you are the biggest gimper since Gimpy Joe Gimperson III from Gimpington, Gimp county first gimped his first victims that fateful summer in 1930gimp..
OK.

Okay, so I stopped reading about midway into page 9, so if someone else has come up with something, I apologize for stomping on your toes.

RJ, you want a scenario to counter the portkeys? Okay, here's a scenario:

Anakin and the 501st reach the treeline to the Forbidden Forest. Ani sends a few troops ahead to scout. The troopers move forward, leaning against the trees for cover. The minute they do, they disappear.

Anakin: "...Raze the forest."

Now tell me, if 501st just turn every possible portkey item into ash, what good will it do as a defense?

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I'm speechless.

Okay a couple things.

1. Yes the clones adnd Vader know where Hogwarts is. I know very much about the concealing spells. That and the whole anti-tech field Hermione mentions in Book 4 are not in play here. They aren't in play at all in the films anyway IIRC.

2. No magical creatures. I purposefully left things like Dementors and Giants out of this because they're kinda wanky.

3. Appirition must have a limit. Otherwise it's a no limits falllacy. Plus, just for fun, in Book 7 Voldemort has to fly to get to a spot so he's close enough to appirate back to Malfoy Manor.

Finally, being a fan of Harry Potter is just fine. Even if the films do suck balls, the books ar egood.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You did, here.

er... no I didnt. i said i never specified which blaster. all soldiers have a primary weapon and a secondary weapon, the primary usually being a rifle with their secondary a pistol. clones are no different rhey have two guns. 😬

So the clones will know where he is gonna apparate? I didnt know they have precog.

theyre not gonna know where but my point is that he is visible and in range as soon as the wizard lays eyes on the clones. my ultimate point is that as soon as the wizard sees the clones hell be shot.

Not having the opponents on even ground implies a spite thread.

no it doesnt.

And why would they be sitting in the nest of their sworn enemies? Use some common sense, man.

why would darth vader and obiwan team up in an obi-wan and darth vader vs. the terminator thread when vader hates obi-wan? why would spiderman and the green oglbin team up? its a [b]verse thread. verse threas are ooc they dont follow the characters story lines and personalities.

Originally posted by Luminatus
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I'm speechless.

Okay a couple things.

1. Yes the clones adnd Vader know where Hogwarts is. I know very much about the concealing spells. That and the whole anti-tech field Hermione mentions in Book 4 are not in play here. They aren't in play at all in the films anyway IIRC.

2. No magical creatures. I purposefully left things like Dementors and Giants out of this because they're kinda wanky.

3. Appirition must have a limit. Otherwise it's a no limits falllacy. Plus, just for fun, in Book 7 Voldemort has to fly to get to a spot so he's close enough to appirate back to Malfoy Manor.

Finally, being a fan of Harry Potter is just fine. Even if the films do suck balls, the books ar egood.

thank you.