501st vs. Hogwarts

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EVENS it....?

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have already addressed all your points, they have been buried, go back and read. Even Rob and sadako admitted defeat.

Damn dude, this Harry Potter fetish is really doing a number in your skull.

We admitted that with enough gimping, the clones would lose, as they did after 30 pages of you gimping them while adding anything you could imagine to the wizards powers/abilities.

Guess what, with enough gimping Swagger could solo Superman, Hancock and both Hulks, which I am certain your 'tears of constant gimping' could accomplish. You lack any and all objectivity, this is your legacy, friend.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No you haven't. I've read everything, you didn't address shit. And Rob and sadako have been blinded by hatred. With my unclouded eyes I can easily see the immense shite that is your argument.
Whoa, I thought you were kidding....Well, here we go:

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/DC-15A_blaster_rifle

see range.

And? Range wont help them when they are being burnt alive.

Lol, thats a lie. It takes him 4 seconds to even cast the f'ing thing, no way will it reach them in 'seconds. In the ten or so seconds it takes for him to cast the spell, one out of the 500 clones will get him becuase....
Did you totally miss the vid I posted? Here, at :59....

He brings his hand from his wand to his mouth at :59, and at 1:00 the fiendfyre is spreading. Thats it, the spell is cast, he is in complete control of it. Where the hell do you get ten seconds from? And he will be invisible, dude, and the clones will engulfed in flames.

...Clones have sensors built into their armour. They'll know where Voldemort is all the time. Or Anakin will be able to just sense and eliminate him.
Proof? I know they can see through smoke and fog, but sensors that can sense an invisible man?

Prove that please. And leviosa takes alot longer than a 'second or two' to use, see HP 1. And do you really think that 10 or so people will be able to take on 500 (picture that amount in your head this time) super soldiers and tanks without being wiped out in the first 2 seconds? And the clones will be on full-alert, expecting an attack, they'll spot them in the first second, raise and fire in the next one and the wizards will be dead right away after that.
The wizard says the incantation, the spell is cast. Takes less than a second to say wingardium leviosa, man. The spell is cast, a walker is toppled, the wizard apparates to a new attack location. You really think those big ass cannons move that fast? If a clone trooper/gunner sees a wizard doing this, it will take a second to register it, then another 2 or 3 to bring their cannons to bear on them. By that time, the wizard will have toppled another walker and moved on. The clones, they will be engulfed in friendfyre!!! haermm I swear, this is like teaching calculus to a buncha retards.

Heres your bleedin' proof:

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Spells

Plus I thought the Death Eater's were dealing with Anakin, you can't have it both ways y'know. 🙄
The death eaters can handle him, but the teachers might decide to help. Same difference, dead jedi.

Well if they surround him and death spell him, they'll just hit themselves when he ducks. And once they appear and get past the first few syllables, the clones'll have 'em. Plus, movie feats only, only around 3 death eaters have used the Death spell, and Anakin can block those with his saber, easy as pie.
crylaugh MAN you are dense....You think the death eaters will be that stupid? They arent gonna literally surround him, like in a perfect circle, you take what I say too literally. they will attack from ALL AROUND him, you know full well thats what I meant.

Only 3 death eaters performed the spell in the movie? Dude, stop, just stop. They are DEATH EATERS, they KILL, they KNOW the damn death spell. Anakin aint blocking shit, there will be too many spells coming from to many angles.

And no, they clones won't be on fire, as the spell will be useless after Voldy cops it.
Whatever you mean by that. Voldemort will be hidden from view, the spell under his control the whole time.

They appear and start casting spells, you can't get more frontal than that.
They arent gonna fight civil war style, they are gonna apparate anywhere and everywhere, faster than anyone, yes, even clones, to follow.

I actually know that, not being mentally retarded. And please, 'less than a second', it'll take at least 3 second brains. Unless you think she'll apparate with her wand pointing directly at the target already?
Yes, she did it in OOTP. Onscreen. In the vid I posted. In the movie.

Gee, your so witty. I think my nipples just exploded I was laughing so hard.
K.

Shoot him. Easy. Or choke him.

Seriously though, your scenario has waaaay too many holes in it and it all relies on everything going off flawlessly and the wizards being genius military leaders. Typically, such plans fail miserably. At most I'd give you maybe a 1/30 win for the wizards, if I was generous. All the other times though, the clones stroll to victory.

Cant shoot him, they cant see him. Cant choke him, Annie will have his hands full DYING.

There you have it, all holes filled.

ugh3 Good lord you are dense. Ok, here we go.

And? Range wont help them when they are being burnt alive.

You saying it won't make it happen.

Did you totally miss the vid I posted? Here, at :59....

He brings his hand from his wand to his mouth at :59, and at 1:00 the fiendfyre is spreading. Thats it, the spell is cast, he is in complete control of it. Where the hell do you get ten seconds from? And he will be invisible, dude, and the clones will engulfed in flames.

Did you miss the vid you posted, or did your fanboyism get in the way of your ability to see the truth.

Watch it again- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UunqBAHBDo8

He starts casting it at 59, the spell doesn't fully form until 1.04, a full five seconds after he starts. It doesn't even start to move until 1.10, eleven seconds after he started. Now, you can say that he doesn't need for the spell to fully form into the snake/ animal, but you have to remember that he was using it in a battle against his arch-nemesis, if he could have attacked faster, giving Dumbledore less time to counter, he would have. And it would take more seconds to get to the clones, giving them more time to counter-attack.

Proof? I know they can see through smoke and fog, but sensors that can sense an invisible man?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Portable_scanner- While small and short-ranged, these scanners fulfilled simple needs by incorporating equipment such as motion sensors, metal scanners, comm scanners, and life-form scanners.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_particle_detector -This device could be used to track the heat emitted from various objects and biological sources on a molecular level.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_sense-this enables them to feel their environment, detect danger and the location of hidden beings or enemies even through barriers, as well as see in complete darkness.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_choke

Etc...

The wizard says the incantation, the spell is cast. Takes less than a second to say wingardium leviosa, man.The spell is cast, a walker is toppled, the wizard apparates to a new attack location.

Re-watch the philosophers stone, watch how long in takes those those feathers to rise, then try say they be able to do it on a tank before one battle-ready trooper raises his blaster and fires.

You really think those big ass cannons move that fast? If a clone trooper/gunner sees a wizard doing this, it will take a second to register it, then another 2 or 3 to bring their cannons to bear on them. By that time, the wizard will have toppled another walker and moved on.

They are battle ready veterans, born to shoot first, ask questions later. They won't 'register' it, they'll shoot it. And if it takes 5 seconds for a feather to rise 10 feet (I youtubed it), it'll be ample time to fire before the tanks are in trouble.

The clones, they will be engulfed in friendfyre!!! I swear, this is like teaching calculus to a buncha retards.

Yeah, I'm the retard. Tell me, how many times now have you gloated over a 'impenetrable plan', only to have it obliterated before your eyes? Or can you not even count to two. And what!! You seriously think 'friendfyre' is gonna slaughter 500 people in seconds, before they take the 2 seconds it takes to raise and shoot at 21 people? Are you high?

The death eaters can handle him, but the teachers might decide to help. Same difference, dead jedi.

Is this before or after they kill the vehicles and pull garlic guns out their ass?

MAN you are dense....You think the death eaters will be that stupid?

Death eaters got beaten by children,so yeah they are pretty stupid.

They arent gonna literally surround him, like in a perfect circle, you take what I say too literally. they will attack from ALL AROUND him, you know full well thats what I meant.

Are you allergic to sarcasm or something, or just really thick?

Only 3 death eaters performed the spell in the movie? Dude, stop, just stop. They are DEATH EATERS, they KILL, they KNOW the damn death spell. Anakin aint blocking shit, there will be too many spells coming from to many angles.

Jesus christ, do you even know anything about the HPverse. Heres a quick lesson. The death spell is an incredibly difficult spell to perform, Crouch jr said that even if his entire class used it on his, he would barely get a nose-bleed. It takes tremendous magical power to do it, so why don't you try and prove they can do it.

Another lesson- MOVIE FEATS ONLY.

Another lesson- Anakin uses his ON-SCREEN feat or force scream, which has ON-SCREEN bent durasteel. The wizards get their brains blown out through their nose.

Who's dense now, A-hole.

Whatever you mean by that. Voldemort will be hidden from view, the spell under his control the whole time.

Even if they can't find him, which they can, a collective scatter-shot from 500 repeater blasters (which fires about 5 shots a second) will own Voldemort in no time.

Yes, she did it in OOTP. Onscreen. In the vid I posted. In the movie.

No, she came out of her 'half-apperating' smoke thing and got him, completely different.

Cant shoot him, they cant see him. Cant choke him, Annie will have his hands full DYING.

There you have it, all holes filled.

Sorry, but those holes are still open, raw and bloody.

ALSO dude how the **** are u goign to say that Voldermort will be invisible the whole time. Voldermort tends to ahve something called an EGO. He will not be invisible the whole god damn time he'll be trying to kill people and according to you with sniper like accuracy. *WCHICH IS BULLSHIT* Also sir you have no room to call us people who think you're theories are full of shit "retards" You cant even spell Friendly Fire Right. Explain that shit please. Your logic has been beaten in 32 of the 33 of the pages posted. You've gimped the thread on your own without the OP's approval even. From now on if you want to debate HP why dont you do it in the HP threads on the other part of the forum. It's to the point where it's not even fanboyism anymore it's just you to god damn EGOFIED and proud to admit when you're wrong. And I dont even think it's an ego since you're doin it on a MESSAGE BOARD. Also you should change your god damn forum name and take out the Jedi and put in a Wizard. Because you have a wand so far up your ass it's like a saposatory.

Let me get this straight.

This thread went from Darth Vader and the entire 501st -- which was freakishly lopsided, so a gimp is understandable -- with the mission basically being to overwhelm Hogwarts, to Darth Vader and 500 clones with an unsubstantiated number of walkers and [unarmed?] drop ships, with the mission being to kill every single individual in the castle, the wizards having two hours of prep time and being allowed apparition, so if a single one gets away the 501st fails.

This thread could finally be somewhat balanced if the wizards were rendered unable to leave Hogwarts grounds. They'd still lose, but at least this time it'd be sort of close.

Wait... no it wouldn't. 500 clones would wreck the shit out of Hogwarts. **** it, this thread sucks. Rob, Sadako, Nep, others... just ignore it from now on, please.

Kaibs
Also you should change your god damn forum name and take out the Jedi and put in a Wizard. Because you have a wand so far up your ass it's like a saposatory.
crylaugh

Originally posted by Kaibs
Also you should change your god damn forum name and take out the Jedi and put in a Wizard. Because you have a wand so far up your ass it's like a saposatory.

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Originally posted by Eminence

to Darth Vader and 500 clones with an unsubstantiated number of walkers and [unarmed?] drop ships, with the mission being to kill every single individual in the castle, the wizards having two hours of prep time and being allowed apparition, so if a single one gets away the 501st fails.

A fairly accurate/chronological account of the gimping.

Have to admit though, that last gimp (2hours prep + being able to escape + Clones HAVE to kill all) by RJ was a masterpiece, really no way around that one for the 501st, they'd default on their mission before it started. True objective mastery there.

Haha Eminence and Sadako I do it for the people. I do it for the people.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Haha Eminence and Sadako I do it for the people. I do it for the people.

😛 Great stuff.

Originally posted by Robtard
A fairly accurate/chronological account of the gimping.

Have to admit though, that last gimp (2hours prep + being able to escape + Clones HAVE to kill all) by RJ was a masterpiece, really no way around that one for the 501st, they'd default on their mission before it started. True objective mastery there.

Indeed it was, sir...!

A diabolical conundrum that only one with a truly rapier like wit could ever one day devise. A cunningly elusive strategm borne from studying the finest minds in all of combatative history and tempered by years of experience in mass debate.

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But despite all that...

48,3476 times out of 48,3477 times: 501st rule.

^Cosign

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If biased means an even playing field, guilty.

Shouldn't all technology go haywire around Hogwarts?

Including lightsabers and mechanical arms, along with fancy blasters and armours with technical interface?

No sense gimping an already gimped to death horse, man.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Shouldn't all technology go haywire around Hogwarts?

Including lightsabers and mechanical arms, along with fancy blasters and armours with technical interface?

Technically, yes. Also they would never even be able to find Hogwarts, but that is being overlooked here, to enable the battle to take place.

We need a drastically new scenario, with limitations.

Change of location, maybe?

Originally posted by Kaibs
ALSO dude how the **** are u goign to say that Voldermort will be invisible the whole time. Voldermort tends to ahve something called an EGO. He will not be invisible the whole god damn time he'll be trying to kill people and according to you with sniper like accuracy. *WCHICH IS BULLSHIT* Also sir you have no room to call us people who think you're theories are full of shit "retards" You cant even spell Friendly Fire Right. Explain that shit please. Your logic has been beaten in 32 of the 33 of the pages posted. You've gimped the thread on your own without the OP's approval even. From now on if you want to debate HP why dont you do it in the HP threads on the other part of the forum. It's to the point where it's not even fanboyism anymore it's just you to god damn EGOFIED and proud to admit when you're wrong. And I dont even think it's an ego since you're doin it on a MESSAGE BOARD. Also you should change your god damn forum name and take out the Jedi and put in a Wizard. Because you have a wand so far up your ass it's like a saposatory.
Wow, I'm impressed.

I have admitted I am wrong several times here, more than you can possibly know.