Rorschach and John McClane switch places

Everything that happened in their respective cinematic "lives" will happen to the opposite person, though not necessarily in the same manner, and they may very well be killed off early. In this case, Johns family is now Rorschachs foster family whom he regards as innocents. John doesn't wear a mask, but is considered a "superhero". Besides the battles, I want to hear what actually happens to them day to day, minute to minute. 😉

Rorschach would pwn Hans. I mean come on, he's better than McClane in everyway minus the luck factor. I don't see McClane doing well against Ozymandias.

McClane wouldn't be stupid enough to face Ozymandias in H2H, he would have waiting until Archimedes unfrozen and flown it up Ozymandias' ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane wouldn't be stupid enough to face Ozymandias in H2H

Undoubtably.

"Thats enough of this kung-fu shit" - John McClane

He beat all those he faced who were MA guys, despite what someone would used to maintain against the face of reason, logic, and most importantly, what happened in the movies.

That person said it in butthurt, irrelevant but angry retort to the pointing out that Riggs couldnt beat an impaled Jet li, and needed Roger Murtaugh to shoot him..

Fact is, though Ninja Chick had speed on McClane, he smashed her to f**k, knocking her unconcious, and he went about his day, having spared her vulnerable, unconcious ass.

She not knowing when to quit (lucky for the audience) kicked McClane through a window and went about trying to destroy the eastern seaboard, threatening Matthew in the process.

Knowing that taking his time could destroy New York, Washington etc
He grabbed an SUV and drove it into her ass, for that time, saving the day.

Rorschach solos the entire Nakatomi Plaza and strangles Gruber personally.

McClane dies horribly at the hands of Veidt.

Pretty much.

Veidt is not superhuman.

McClane is superhuman in endurance.

And with his luck, Veidt beats up on McClane and then McClane trips him and sends him out the window.

There is no evidence to suggest that Rorschash could have made that shot that the end of DH1.

(He matches otherwise, I would guess.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Veidt is not superhuman.

McClane is superhuman in endurance.

And with his luck, Veidt beats up on McClane and then McClane trips him and sends him out the window.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There is no evidence to suggest that Rorschash could have made that shot that the end of DH1.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Veidt is not superhuman.

McClane is superhuman in endurance.

And with his luck, Veidt beats up on McClane and then McClane trips him and sends him out the window.

There is no evidence to suggest that Rorschash could have made that shot that the end of DH1.

(He matches otherwise, I would guess.)

Which is why I said that Rorschach would strangle Gruber, instead of making the money shot that saved Holley.

Ah fair play. Missed that.

Rorschach would have died. He doesn't like to use guns. He would have tried to rush the Germans and gotten shot down.

McClane wouldn't have joined the Watchmen. He would have become an NYPD detective. As an NYPD detective he would have uncovered ozys intentions and secret plans and told Manhattan to get off his big blue ass and save the world and Big blue would have then complied.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Rorschach would have died. He would have tried to rush the Germans and gotten shot down.

Rorschach MAY have done what John did but ultimately lose when Hans pretended to be Bill Clay.

So basically your implying that McClane is smarter than Rorschach. The man trusts no one. 😐

It was more intuitive logic than anything. And Rorschachs moral code prevents him harming certain people. I was only half serious anyway. I don't ever see Walter with a gun though, which is a disadvantage if you don't have superhuman strength and durability or armor.

The man needs no firearm. We're talking about someone who's Bourne's rival when it comes to resourcefulness and turning any object into a weapon.

You could say that for McClane too.

I wouldn't quite put him on those two guys level but he's up there as is Bond.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
The man needs no firearm. We're talking about someone who's Bourne's rival when it comes to resourcefulness and turning any object into a weapon.

why is Bourne the end all when it comes to resourcefulness? 😂