Rorschach and John McClane switch places

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
QFT

How many times has this been disproved and the clowns still come up with "she beat McClane" nonsense.

Yes. I think its a cry for help, with those people.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correction: He kicked her ass, ie he actually knocked her out. He got into SUV because he needed to get back up there to save the computer-boy ASAP. Really, just shows how resourceful McClane is.

90% of the time I am just bustin your chops about that. Mac beat her, just like Riggs beat Travis. Different methods, but they still won in the end.

Fair enough. 😉

On that note......Riggs never lost a fight 😱

McClane didnt....and somehow he lost less fights that Riggs new 'zero'.

Anyway. Riggs is just a movie character played by Mel Gibson in McClane's world.

And McClane beats the f*** out of Gibson for sure. 😖hifty:

Two different worlds, homey, one ruled by Mac, the other by Riggs.

Riggs pwned a guy with a surfboard ✅

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well.

There you go.

Rorscash couldnt beat him.

No shame in McClane not being able to beat him either.

But McClane is more lucky than Rorschash.
And since McClane would have realised the point of not telling the world about what had transpired, he wouldnt have been destroyed by Manhattan. 🙂

Mac Wins! Woot!

cigar Myeh, I was just arguing the "McClane vs Ozymandias" thing. This whole situation seems whacked out to me.

Ozy > McClane

To hell with Rorschach

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Two different worlds, homey, one ruled by Mac, the other by Riggs.

Riggs pwned a guy with a surfboard ✅

Well McClane owns both as I just proved..

Dial 555-McClane in LW world, McClane turns up.
Dial 555-Riggstaugh in the DH world, and Mel Gibson and Danny glover turn up.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well McClane owns both as I just proved..

Dial 555-McClane in LW world, McClane turns up.
Dial 555-Riggstaugh in the DH world, and Mel Gibson and Danny glover turn up.

Its ok. McClane gets directions sometimes.

You dont see me mentioning Rigg's help from Alfred and his little friends, the hooker, the hamburger salesman etc...

McClane never really had effective backing of his whole police unit until DH3.

Would Mac have lived in DH 1 if it wasnt for Al? Nope.

Would Mac have gotten the job done without the repairman in DH2? Nope.

Would Mac have got the job done without Zeus in DH3? Nope.

Would Mac have known where to find the bad guy in DH4 without Farrell and the Wizard? Nope.

Yes. It could have been any other cop and the result would have been the same.

No maybe not there,cause ofthe radio thing.... but Marvin was a plotdevice. Thats all.

Well that doesnt matter.
McClane's luck was why the situation involved Zeus. So thats alright.

You ignore the paradox in your statement. Without Farrell being there, Mac would be out arresting some other scumbag that day, clipping his toenails, beering.... anything...instead of being assigned to Matthew. So he'd have been fine. 🙂

Riggs need Murtaugh all the time like a strange manbaby that needed his bottom wiped.

The answer you seek is no on all four counts.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dunno. Night owl gave him a beating, and Night owl is human.

Veidt just stood there is in order to satisfy Nite Owl. And considering he showed no pain other than skin-based, he wasn't even really hurt.

But physically he was hurt. The bruises showed that.

I'm having a really, really hard time seeing how McClane winning makes even an ounce of sense. Superhumanity doesn't even matter. The fact is that Ozymandias can catch bullets, take out two super strong and skilled people(both tough enough to fight hard core prisoners and the like), has almost unmissable accuracy(taking someone of the Comedian's calibre to dodge), and strength that's almost of, being contradictory, superhuman(throwing 200 pound men at least 10 to 20 feet away).

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But physically he was hurt. The bruises showed that.

Wrong. His bruises showed that his skin was damaged. There was nothing to show that he was hurt. He showed no pain.

There is more evidence through the damage done, that there would have been pain, rather than not.

Your sig and avvy are cool btw.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I'm having a really, really hard time seeing how McClane winning makes even an ounce of sense. Superhumanity doesn't even matter. The fact is that Ozymandias can catch bullets, take out two super strong and skilled people(both tough enough to fight hard core prisoners and the like), has almost unmissable accuracy(taking someone of the Comedian's calibre to dodge), and strength that's almost of, being contradictory, superhuman(throwing 200 pound men at least 10 to 20 feet away).

All he has to do is endure the beating.

And Im pretty sure he can do that. 🙂