Pirates vs Ninjas (seriously)

This might have been posted already, but I thought I'd go ahead and post it myself anyway 😛 I'm sorry for the lack of seriousness in my post:

Originally posted by gobstakid777
well,depends really
if it happens at sea where pirates were,the pirates would win
if on land here the ninjas were,the ninjas would win
stalemate

Originally posted by dadudemon

This lady would RAAAAAPE your pirate.

She looks more like a Samurai chick.

There weren't any female samurai.
Samurai typically wore armor.
She's too white to be a samurai.

Fact: Tom Cruise was a samurai

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
There weren't any female samurai.
Samurai typically wore armor.
She's too white to be a samurai.

Beatrix Kiddo might object to your comments.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
There weren't any female samurai.

There was.

Originally posted by Robtard
There was.

Nu-uh!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Nu-uh!

Truth be told, you're technically correct from a linguistics standpoint, as the word Samurai is masculine. But there were female variants of the Samurai class.

One Piece

Originally posted by dadudemon
Since a ninja is all about NOT having direct combat, then they would win in almost any real world scenario.

The only direct combat I can think of is the surprise attack on the Iga stronghold.

Since when do Pirates travel far inland and attack a stronghold?

Certainly would.

Ninja's had all sorts of projectiles (which did not include throwing stars.) Guns were definitely around when Ninjas were around...so why would a ninja still be around if guns totally nulled ninjas? You do know that Japan was using guns much sooner than the Europeans, right?

The number 1 Pirate of all time Bart did. He sack the city and burn it into the ground.

Also caught a War ship. And was even more fear than Black Beard.

Depends on "Which" pirate or which ninja imo.

Ninjas could catch arrows, blind with black eggs and break someones neck without alerting a mouse .

Pirates,were fighting for years , were used to ambushes and pillaging, had single to double shot guns.

Pirates are pwned if the ninja doesnt run out of the bushes yelling and shooting
I also agree with joker, it depends on what pirate vs what ninja

If it was Chuck Norris Vs Blackbeard , Chuck norris wins

/thread

And Norris is a pussy.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis

/thread

And Norris is a pussy.

River from firefly, an intuitive genius has to do with ninjas and pirates? 😂

Deffinitively pirates

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
River from firefly, an intuitive genius has to do with ninjas and pirates? 😂

She's clearly a space ninja and in the movie she beats up space pirates with space karate.

your typical pirate crew are an unorganized undisciplined rabble.
Your typical ninja convent is neither.

The ninja's take this easy based on their discipline and adaptability, if the fight goes badly for them no doubts they will change something to play to their strengths and the pirates weakness.

I can't see a bunch of drink sodden buccaneers managing the same effort.

lol no.

False, typical pirate crews were highly trained men, on par with soldiers.

Pirates of the Caribbean has created a new wave of ignorance that can be felt reverberating through the cosmos. 🙁

damn yoo0o0o0 disney!

i fear for Marvel.