Pirates vs Ninjas (seriously)

Originally posted by Bardock42
How witty of you.

better than I could do...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I am, in a nutshell, imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen.

is that from your last will and testament?

Originally posted by Robtard
The 'X' should really be lower, ie right over the anus/groin area. That would have been witty for the designers.

the "rape me" look, if you will

Originally posted by inimalist

the "rape me" look, if you will

Any questions?

looks too consensual if you ask me

maybe if she was crying or something

Originally posted by inimalist
looks too consensual if you ask me

maybe if she was crying or something

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's what my freakishly oversized genitals would take care of.

Ha, no. While your testicles are humongous and awe inspiring; breathtaking even, your penis is unspectacular. Sorry, friend.

Hahaha! Bardock is on the roll.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ha, no. While your testicles are humongous and awe inspiring; breathtaking even, your penis is unspectacular. Sorry, friend.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Quiet you or I'll impale you with my dick from here.

Be considerate enough to wipe the feces off it first, okay?

Originally posted by Robtard
Be considerate enough to wipe the feces off it first, okay?

Okay. Back to pirates.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Okay. Back to pirates.

I'm sure there were instances were pirates got feces on their penises, they also beat ninjas in a fight, better tech and battle training.

Originally posted by Robtard
Any questions?

My sexy ninjas could kick your slutty ninjas ass.

This lady would RAAAAAPE your pirate.

We even have slutty ninjas:

Any questions?

There's even sexy video game kunoichis.

http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/images/17122-3-1210751221.jpg

1) That's a she-male

2) Love the pose; she's more Arabic than ninja. (I'd like her number, very nice body)

3) Samurai

4) That's a pirate or some sort of she-Sultan.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) That's a she-male

2) Love the pose; she's more Arabic than ninja. (I'd like her number, very nice body)

3) Samurai

4) That's a pirate or some sort of she-Sultan.

1. Female. Vagina pics.

2. Ninja to the max.

3. Dressed as a Kunoichi at a cosplay event.

4. Dressed in a Kunoichi cosplay outfit. It's fer sale.

You're probably basing your idea of a ninja on the American Ninja movies...because you're that old.

FAIL!

Dead or Alive is full of sexy ninjas...no sexy pirates though.

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. Female. Vagina pics.

2. Ninja to the max.

3. Dressed as a Kunoichi at a cosplay event.

4. Dressed in a Kunoichi cosplay outfit. It's fer sale.

You're probably basing your idea of a ninja on the American Ninja movies...because you're that old.

FAIL!

No, what I said. She-male, Arab, Samurai, Pirate/She-Sultan.

'Enter The Ninja' is a historical document, sir. You fail.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dead or Alive is full of sexy ninjas...no sexy pirates though.

Guilty Gear X has pirates 🙂

It could have been ass pirates vs ninjas.

Depends on the terrain, in open area, pirate wins due to his high arsenal of firearms, whereas a ninja would win in a closed quarters or a dark area, like a city at night.

Originally posted by inimalist
Guilty Gear X has pirates 🙂

So does One Piece.

😐

well,depends really
if it happens at sea where pirates were,the pirates would win
if on land here the ninjas were,the ninjas would win
stalemate