Mickey the Pikey versus John McClane...

Originally posted by quanchi112
You stated you weren't seriously arguing throughout this thread. I want to hear you say McClane loses since you strongly implied it. Does he lose ?

WTF is wrong with you? Most intended victims lose in spite threads; that's the very point of a spite-thread, to have the desired character lose. Figured that was obvious to all.

Look, I'll make one just for you. McClane Vs God. Guess who loses?

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF is wrong with you? Most intended victims lose in spite threads; that's the very point of a spite-thread, to have the desired character lose. Figured that was obvious to all.

Look, I'll make one just for you. McClane Vs God. Guess who loses?

Originally posted by quanchi112
I wouldn't put Pikey up there with an omnipotent but I guess you would. I kinda feel this is the second thread McClane has lost today.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sure, purposely ignore what I said.

So much whining.

Anyway, I created a "Dr. Manhattan vs. McClane" thread.

Scrapped it when I realized that McClane swigs on Felix Felicis all day long.

McClane loses. All the fighting skills in the world won't save him from a one-hit KO from Mickey. One lightning quick jab is all Mickey needs to permanently incapacitate John.

Throw in that Mickey can take a huge beating and I don't see how McClane can win.

Sweet, RJ is indeed back. Thought the rumors were false.

I don't see how what he said was retarded. Theres no need to assume he's RJ from it.

This was settled ages ago. It was another winnage for McClane...due to his never having been knocked out ever, massive damage soak and the fact that Mickey never fought anyone of that McCalibre.

Mickey wins over McClane in competitions involving selling dogs and pegs though.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't see how what he said was retarded. Theres no need to assume he's RJ from it.

I was making a joke to lighten the mood. Easy, fella. Easy.

Unless of course you were making a joke in kind then groovy.

Originally posted by Robtard

Mickey owns. No matter how good John McClane is, he'll get hit at least once before he can wear down Mickey. And one hit is all Mickey needs to permanently incapacitate him.

Add in how durable Mickey is to beatings and it's even more one-sided.

That remains to be seen against McDurability.

However, we have seen that Mickey can be knocked out and damaged..

Honestly. If Mickey was as hard as the threadstarter and the other Pitt-ites would maintain, he'd have McClane'd Bricktop and his boys single handedly (single handedly is already implied in the term 'McClaned' - Granted)

bump

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
due to his never having been knocked out ever, massive damage soak and the fact that Mickey never fought anyone of that McCalibre.

brad pitt is far more handsome than bruce willis

therefore mickey wins

Mickey rapes. Hard.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmm

McClane has an insta-knockout car-colliding-with-meat hamper sounding hook capability that travels like lightning now, (faster than Mickey) and is completely impervious to being knocked unconcious..even with repeated batterings to the temples and jaw with heavy ass machine gun butts.

Mickey is shown to be able to be rendered unconcious.

McClane wins, but buys a dog.

Oh my........Someone has a gullet full of McSemen.....