Batman vs. John McClane

There, Rob. I did it. Eat my ass.

Batman (Bale) infiltrates the Nakatomi Plaza trying to save everyone from Gruber's gang. John sees Batman and doesn't know what the f*ck to think. Batman sees John and thinks he is one of the terrorists. John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie.

Batman has all of his standard equipment and armor. Duh.

This the H&K94 model:

Bat goes down. Mac drops him with a head shot.

batman assrapes mcclane and then throws him down an elevator shaft

Seasoned ass kicking cop advancing on Batman with a full auto submachine gun? Dude, get real. Batman eats a lead salad.

He has armor, you know. And he's very versatile. I'm sure he could, very much like John did, tuck and roll to find cover in a skyscraper full of obstacles.

And John can do the same. Bat pokes his head out, BLAM, indo story.

I think Batman would be smarter than that, Johnny boy. I mean, c'mon.

He's gotta close the gap, get up close and personal to take McClane down. Not gonna happen.

Batman would lose to: McClane, Riggs, Swagger, Mills, Leon, Ghost Dog, hell, even Murtaugh.

I seriously think that you are not giving Batman due credit. I mean, Murtaugh?

Despite Robtard's self-induced McClane fanboyism, he will not commit himself to an indefensible position.

Having said that, it should be noted that Batman makes a habit at taking out multiple armed men sans any guns of his own.

Bats sees mcclane.

Bats vanishes from mcclanes sight.

Bats come behind mcclane and pwns him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Seasoned ass kicking cop advancing on Batman with a full auto submachine gun? Dude, get real. Batman eats a lead salad.

he gets by on pure luck.and bats will make sure his luck runs out

While John McClane is one bad mutha f*cka, I have to agree, he is, as Gobsta said, one of cinema's luckiest characters.

Originally posted by Impediment
While John McClane is one bad mutha f*cka, I have to agree, he is, as Gobsta said, one of cinema's luckiest characters.

And resourceful.

bats is even more resourceful.and he can pull off all of mcclanes feats w/o needing luck,cause he has skill

However if he has his current bat armor hes no longer fully bulletproof because he wanted mobility remember? And a submachine gun will carve his ass up.

Originally posted by Kaibs
However if he has his current bat armor hes no longer fully bulletproof because he wanted mobility remember? And a submachine gun will carve his ass up.

how much people has bats faced w/ machine guns
bats will pull sumthin like he did in batman begins,
john will confront the terrorists and just as the fight is about to begin,the lights go off,and bats starts pickin them off raptor-style

but seriously,couldn't bats just throw a batarnag at john and in the seconds john is tending to his hand,bats runs up and punches him in the face

How many of those fools had the luck McClane has, and not to mention John isnt a horrible shot like those noobs were. Bats has no knowledge of the buildings blueprints he cant just cut the lights like he did in Japan. He's thrown in there, it didnt say he had prep or anything.

like i said.batarangto the hand.split second later sumthin of this variety will happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tXEEZE0rqM
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