Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Ms.Marvel55 pages

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
McClane is good, there is no disputing that, but that doesn't mean Batman is a wimp like people are making him out to be..

anyway, I have to get up early and go to work.. this is by far the best conversation I've had here on KMC in a while.. Good talking with you Ms. Marvel, I hope it continues in this thread and in others.. 🙂 😄

alright then bruce take it easy! stay safe! 😄

Originally posted by Utrigita
There wasn't alot of hallways in that skyscraper iirc from the movie 😛

Either way I agree, however I don't think that was the opening setting that Impendiment had in mind, even if Batman still has a chance of throwing himself backwards towards the door but that is a far shoot.

There were a lot.

Lots of tight ones.

Look at the floor plan on the computer at the beginning.

The PC game game uses environments from the movie and their hally goodness is there for all to see... 😛

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
and what are you a fanboy of?

It is you who should actually read the OP again and again.. where in the OP does it state that McClane starts to fire the moment he sees Batman .. it does not state that..

you assume McClane has the drop on Batman , but it fact that is not the case

I am a fanboy of neither if these guys, I am using movie feats.

Batman has never faced a crack shot like McClane armed with a ****ing SUBMACHINE GUN. Batman is fast, but he is not faster than a bullet. He faces idiots with handguns who have little or no training. It's simple math.

Where is it stated in the OP that Mac opens fire? Dude, you think he is gonna wait for Batman to run for cover? Jeez, man. He is gonna open up and shred the Batsuit before Batman takes two steps.

Man, I thought Rob and sadako were kings of the fanboy world, but I see we have an heir to the the throne.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Batman trips on his own cape as he tries in vain to avoid McClane's gunfire, falls backward down staircase breaking his neck in four places.

If not, McClane uses the detonators to trigger the C4 on the floor that Bats is on blow the shit out of boy-wonder-buggerer...?

Nah, Batman wont have time to trip, he will be too busy DYING.

No...too kind.... how could I or Robtard ever attempt to take your well earned crown...?

That aside though.
Welcome to the side of common sense, in this debate, RJ. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No...too kind.... how could I or Robtard ever attempt to take your well earned crown...?

That aside though.
Welcome to the side of common sense, in this debate, RJ. 😛

Pit the Bat against any guy who is close to Mac's level with a gun, and the Bat goes down. It's not a Mac thing, it's a training thing. Impediment REALLY ****ed up when he gave Mac two things: Nakatomi plaza, and a submachine gun, Ho- ho-ho.

Regardless. I like the new RJ.

The common sense and logics are music to the ears.
😛

Wait a second, you might wanna profile this....

McClane opens up on Batman with the HK, Batman ducks behind a desk. McClane runs outta ammo. Batman, seizing the advantage, emerges and runs at McClane.

McClane places his hands behind his head, says "OK man, I give up!!!"

Batman relaxes, seeing no weapon on McClane. He slows to a walk, pulling his Batcuffs from his utility belt, set to apprehend McClane.

The camera angle shifts to behind McClane. In the background we hear music, sleigh bells ringing. We see a Beretta 9mm taped between McClane's shoulder blades......Batman gets a few feet away, and................

McClane grabs the Beretta, shoots Bat in the head, twirls the Beretta, and says.............

"Happy Trails, Batdick."

😂 He wouldnt need the second shot in there either....

Powwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait a second, you might wanna profile this....

McClane opens up on Batman with the HK, Batman ducks behind a desk. McClane runs outta ammo. Batman, seizing the advantage, emerges and runs at McClane.

McClane places his hands behind his head, says "OK man, I give up!!!"

Batman relaxes, seeing no weapon on McClane. He slows to a walk, pulling his Batcuffs from his utility belt, set to apprehend McClane.

The camera angle shifts to behind McClane. In the background we hear music, sleigh bells ringing. We see a Beretta 9mm taped between McClane's shoulder blades......Batman gets a few feet away, and................

McClane grabs the Beretta, shoots Bat in the head, twirls the Beretta, and says.............

"Happy Trails, Batdick."

yea except that relaxation won't happen,and the slow walk will be bats running up to mcclane and feeding him his teeth to KO him

Mmmmmmmmmmhm....One shot, one kill, McClane drives away in the Batmobile.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
yea except that relaxation won't happen,and the slow walk will be bats running up to mcclane and feeding him his teeth to KO him

But..........bullet ridden corpses can't do that.

so now mcclane is bullseye.i don't think so

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mmmmmmmmmmhm....One shot, one kill, McClane drives away in the Batmobile.

And drives it up a helicoptor's or a Ninja chicks ass.

Seriously....How devastating would McClane in a Batmobile be...?

Jesus....

Originally posted by gobstakid777
so now mcclane is bullseye.i don't think so

He has demonstrated it on multiple occasions....so why not...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And drives it up a helicoptor's or a Ninja chicks ass.

Seriously....How devastating would McClane in a Batmobile be...?

Jesus....

what do u think dark knight would've been like if mcclane was the protagonist

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He has demonstrated it on multiple occasions....so why not...?

but bats has demonstrated the ability of lightning reflexs

Originally posted by gobstakid777
what do u think dark knight would've been like if mcclane was the protagonist
Everyone would have ended up dead.

Nah lightning really is much faster than that.

Lightning would stand a chance of catching a bullet.
Batman doesnt. Hes just a f**ked up human in a mask.

(EDIT: F**ked up corpse in a mask.)

Originally posted by gobstakid777
but bats has demonstrated the ability of lightning reflexs

it would have been a lot shorter.

Joker: You got a little fight in ya. I-i-i like that.

"Then youre gonna love me. Dickhead."

*jokers head explodes in a hail of bullets.*

McClane: Yippie kay yay muther****er.

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