Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Rogue Jedi55 pages

Originally posted by Kaibs
How many of those fools had the luck McClane has, and not to mention John isnt a horrible shot like those noobs were. Bats has no knowledge of the buildings blueprints he cant just cut the lights like he did in Japan. He's thrown in there, it didnt say he had prep or anything.
Exactly. McClane is a deadeye shot, and is in his element here.

Batman always faces guys who cant shoot for shit.

Batman hears the click of the submachine gun, takes out lights, finds McClane, one shots him and tells him no more Die Hard films

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Batman hears the click of the submachine gun, takes out lights, finds McClane, one shots him and tells him no more Die Hard films

Exactly what I'm trying to say

2 possible ways this fight will go
john will either be ko'ed or ,if he pisses bats off with one of his one-liners, he will be choking on fragments of his skull

How could John even see Bats? He's one of the stealthiest characters in fiction.

yea, he'll pull a jim gordon on john while he's shooting and then as i said, john will be choking on skull fragments

Batman wins.

This is the reason I hate Batman, he is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated.

Read the OP, you knobjobbers:

John sees Batman and doesn't know what the f*ck to think.

McClane is gonna shoot first and ask questions later.

Batman sees John and thinks he is one of the terrorists.

It will be too late for the Bat, McClane will have seen him and unloaded on him. The new Batsuit is "More vulnerable to gunfire, DURH."

John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie.

Again, he will have already shot Bat!!! Damn, you think McClane is gonna say "Hey, I an gonna WALK OVER to this guy and shoot him!!!" NO.....He is gonna open up full auto and shred Batman in seconds.

Batman dies quickly and painfully here, deal with it.

Do you honestly think Bruce will let someone with a hand cannon just stand there and shoot at him? Bats is stealthier than John is, there is no question about this.

Do you honestly think McClane is gonna stand there with his thumb up his ass? He is gonna see Batman, assume he is a terrorist, and open fire right away.

Read the OP.

Depends on where exactly this is located. If he is on the upper floor where McClane killed one of the twins, possibly. A big maybe, because Batman has the sticky bomb gun. And he has better aim. Anywhere else and stealth works for him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is the reason I hate Batman, he is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated.

Granted, Batman does have quite his share of fanboys, but John McClane really isn’t that much better in this department, particularly because of his really cool catch phrases and ungodly luck, thereby saying he wins in some insanely nonsense way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
John sees Batman and doesn't know what the f*ck to think.

[b]McClane is gonna shoot first and ask questions later.

Batman sees John and thinks he is one of the terrorists.

It will be too late for the Bat, McClane will have seen him and unloaded on him. The new Batsuit is "More vulnerable to gunfire, DURH."[/B]

IMO Impediment needs to clarify this. Does McClane actually see Batman first ? Or is he just listing it first? How far apart are they when they see each other? And quite frankly, Batman would have to be literally “blind as a bat” to not see a man aiming a gun at his head ready to fire when the latter isn’t AT LEAST undercover or something.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[b]Again, he will have already shot Bat!!! Damn, you think McClane is gonna say "Hey, I an gonna WALK OVER to this guy and shoot him!!!" NO.....He is gonna open up full auto and shred Batman in seconds.[/B]

And you think Batman is just going to stand there with a stupid look on his face while McClane gets to gun him down? No, judging by the way he disappears mid-conversation with Gordon, Batman’s stealth and agility should not be underestimated. Of course McClane is going to shoot as soon as he sees, but that doesn't mean Batman won't dodge as soon as he sees.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Batman dies quickly and painfully here, deal with it.

Oh, come on, so much for being Gotham’s Knight if a single bullet is enough to put him out. I don't think it'll be a COMPLETE curbstomp either way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is the reason I hate Batman, he is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated.
Uhh, the only one overrated here is McClane. The fact that you think McClane can contend with Batman proves this.

I DO NOT NEED TO READ THE OP , i have already and....

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Batman hears the click of the submachine gun, takes out lights, finds McClane, one shots him and tells him no more Die Hard films

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I DO NOT NEED TO READ THE OP , i have already and....
What's that word I'm looking for..........Delusional.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Uhh, the only one overrated here is McClane. The fact that you think McClane can contend with Batman proves this.

Batman can dodge bullets from a deadeye shot like Mac? haermm The batsuit is vulnerable to machine gun fire due to the seperation of the plates, man. Mac is gonna open up and unload an entire clip on Batman in 2 to 3 seconds, he won't miss, several WILL go through Bat's armor, they will bit deep and vicious. Bat bleeds out.

Batman is just a man. He bleeds and can be hurt just like you and I. Mac will make him bleed, will make him hurt.

Originally posted by DarkNemesis

IMO Impediment needs to clarify this. Does McClane actually see Batman first ? Or is he just listing it first? How far apart are they when they see each other? And quite frankly, Batman would have to be literally “blind as a bat” to not see a man aiming a gun at his head ready to fire when the latter isn’t AT LEAST undercover or something.

Yes, clarification is in order. And I am betting it'll be changed so that Batman is doing his ninja thing, using stealth before Mac even sees him.

If thats the case, then the thread is one sided in Batman's favor.

If the thread is as it states in the OP, then it is one sided for McClane.

No way Mac hesitates when he sees Batman. He is gonna assume Batman is a terrorist, and unload an entire clip of hot lead before Batman can duck for cover.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What's that word I'm looking for..........Delusional.

don't think so and name calling is not good either...

Second just because Bruce Willis err McClane is capable of shooting Batman doesn't mean a damn thing.. Batman is NOT gonna just stay there and let McClane shoot him

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I DO NOT NEED TO READ THE OP , i have already and....

you honestly think he can move faster then a bullet can leave a chamber?

hahaha even comic book batman isnt that fast outside of his usual PIS riddled self.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
don't think so and name calling is not good either...

Second just because Bruce Willis err McClane is capable of shooting Batman doesn't mean a damn thing.. Batman is NOT gonna just stay there and let McClane shoot him

Name calling? I am merely commenting on your insane theory that Batman had Daredevil like senses.

They "see" each other. This implies Batman is standing in the open. Mac aint gonna ask questions, he is gonna unleash a full clip of 9mm auto fire on him.

Batman has never, not once, faced a gunman even close to McClane's skill.