Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Sadako of Girth55 pages

Sorry man that doesnt fly.

McClane has endured way more than a knock to the head a relatively slow moving object that probably weighs less than a pound.

Whereas no human on earth had taken 30 bullets to the head and lived.

Pretty simple math, really.

thank you quincy...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sorry man that doesnt fly.

McClane has endured way more than a knock to the head a relatively slow moving object that probably weighs less than a pound.

Whereas no human on earth had taken 30 bullets to the head and lived.

Pretty simple math, really.

but it does fly... Batman has also endured pain and has gotten back up.. what doesn't fly is the bullets to the head theory... None of you McClane people have supplied any evidence that states that Batman will just stand there.. he will use his surroundings to his advantage and attack which HAS been shown on screen.. YOU CANNOT JUST SIT THERE AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND DENY WHAT BATMAN HAS DONE...

Even if he moves, he cant outspeed bullets. Sorry. Its true.

And his manueverability is compromised by his more immobile, armoured suit.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead shot.

Even in the slow moving BB suit, he still had the ability to dodge the human eye and outfight several ninjas at once. John has dodged gunfire before, why not Wayne?

Even if he moves, he cant outspeed bullets. Sorry. Its true.

And his manueverability is compromised by his more immobile, armoured suit.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead shot.

What the douce!!? 🤨

Batman has a fawking Helmet! There was even a scene were they highlighted that his helmet would be made durable. He has fawkin' bullet-proof armour. Bomb's. A grenade-launcher (kinda). He will take to the shadows and **** McClane up bigtime. Mega-stomp.

Originally posted by Nephthys
What the douce!!? 🤨

Batman has a fawking Helmet! There was even a scene were they highlighted that his helmet would be made durable. He has fawkin' bullet-proof armour. Bomb's. A grenade-launcher (kinda). He will take to the shadows and **** McClane up bigtime. Mega-stomp.

that is what people fail to understand.. the armor he wears protects him from anything... even if, and that is a huge IF McClane gets off a shot to the face the bullet will just bounce off

Originally posted by Nephthys
What the douce!!? 🤨

Batman has a fawking Helmet! There was even a scene were they highlighted that his helmet would be made durable. He has fawkin' bullet-proof armour. Bomb's. A grenade-launcher (kinda). He will take to the shadows and **** McClane up bigtime. Mega-stomp.

I recall Fox saying the armour will protect, except from a direct (or straight) shot. Meaning it isn't 100% proof.

The Helmet taking a baseball bat is far different than a bullet.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
that is what people fail to understand.. the armor he wears protects him from anything... even if, and that is a huge IF McClane gets off a shot to the face the bullet will just bounce off

LoL, no.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, no.

lol yes

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, no.
I think he was actually serious with that shit 😂

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
lol yes

LOL NO x infinity plus one.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL NO x infinity plus one.
😂

Originally posted by Robtard
I recall Fox saying the armour will protect, except from a direct (or straight) shot. Meaning it isn't 100% proof.

The Helmet taking a baseball bat is far different than a bullet.

yeah, but he also survived a free fall from a sky scraper that ended with him in the center of a car with the girl in his lap. Yeah...,dude definitely gots McClane beat here. He's the goddamn Batman man.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL NO x infinity plus one.

That's still infinity, you mathematics newb! 😠 😠 😠

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Even in the slow moving BB suit, he still had the ability to dodge the human eye and outfight several ninjas at once. John has dodged gunfire before, why not Wayne?

There is no reason. All Batman needs to do is take a corner. That's how mcClane dodges bullets. Corners always magically appear for heroes in movies, so yeah, both heroes get an equal amount of corners. Batman, pound for pound RUINS mcClane. They are not even in the same league here. McClane is a cop, BAtman is a Superhero. He actively pursues the situations that mcClane get stuck in, every night. Unlike McClane, however, Batman puts himself in McClane scenarios with more insane enemies, who have even more goons with even bigger weapons on a nightly basis. He does all of this without EVER using a gun. So yeah, i think that one slightly annoyed new york Cop is going to be nothing more than childs play for this dark knight 😮‍💨

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's still infinity, you mathematics newb! 😠 😠 😠

Your appropriately mock rage belies the understanding that I already knew that, of course. And rightly so.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
There is no reason. All Batman needs to do is take a corner. That's how mcClane dodges bullets. Corners always magically appear for heroes in movies, so yeah, both heroes get an equal amount of corners. Batman, pound for pound RUINS mcClane. They are not even in the same league here. McClane is a cop, BAtman is a Superhero. He actively pursues the situations that mcClane get stuck in, every night. Unlike McClane, however, Batman puts himself in McClane scenarios with more insane enemies, who have even more goons with even bigger weapons on a nightly basis. He does all of this without EVER using a gun. So yeah, i think that one slightly annoyed new york Cop is going to be nothing more than childs play for this dark knight 😮‍💨
Batman is constantly in situations with guys who cant shoot for shit. he is flesh and blood, just like Mac.

You put an MP5 in Mac's hands, yes, he is in the same league as Batman and then some.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
that is what people fail to understand.. the armor he wears protects him from anything... even if, and that is a huge IF McClane gets off a shot to the face the bullet will just bounce off
Batman has scars on his back!!!! haermm How'd he get the scars? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Protects him from everything my ass crylaugh

The bullet will bounce off his face? crylaugh Batman has adamantium cheekbones ZOMG!!!! haermm

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
There is no reason. All Batman needs to do is take a corner. That's how mcClane dodges bullets. Corners always magically appear for heroes in movies, so yeah, both heroes get an equal amount of corners. Batman, pound for pound RUINS mcClane. They are not even in the same league here. McClane is a cop, BAtman is a Superhero. He actively pursues the situations that mcClane get stuck in, every night. Unlike McClane, however, Batman puts himself in McClane scenarios with more insane enemies, who have even more goons with even bigger weapons on a nightly basis. He does all of this without EVER using a gun. So yeah, i think that one slightly annoyed new york Cop is going to be nothing more than childs play for this dark knight 😮‍💨

great post

Nah, it's total shit. Batman will never make it to said corner, he'll go down quicker than a two dollar crack ho, Chopped in half by McClanes HK.

Also total shit saying Batman faces much more difficult enemies.

So yeah, it's a shit post.

But hey, it's all good yeah?