Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Rogue Jedi55 pages

No minimal size requirements for Rebel pilots it seems?

dont talk that way about jek!

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hes a hero!

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Loved his demise in Family Guy's Blue Harvest...

Heres a new theme for the thread.

"Nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah, nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah... heeaaaaaaaaaaad shottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Heres a new theme for the thread.

"Nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah, nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah... heeaaaaaaaaaaad shottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt."

Yes, headshot with a batarang.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Heres a new theme for the thread.

"Nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah, nahnah nahnah nahnah nahnah... heeaaaaaaaaaaad shottttttttttttttttttttttttttttt."

haermm

Originally posted by Placidity
Yes, headshot with a batarang.

Yes. It IS possible that Batman's Batarang would Batarang Batman by way of defect due to McClane's luck.

But McClane will just shoot him in the face repeatedly.

Holy batcorpse with lead it it!

IN it haermm

See...? I dont even have to bother typing correctly anymore...!
The truth is apparent, no matter its spelling. 😛

shit is still going? That's bullshit.

This is supposed to be a fight. Like a VERSUS thread. If team Pro McClane's logic is applied throughout, then it comes down to little more than whoever shoots their gun first wins.

Why are you gimping Batman so he doesn't have time to avoid gunfire? He does that all the time in Begins, and we have applied that. He's disarmed henchmen from afar, he's even taken out groups simultaneously in seconds.

the batsuit protects against gunfire - it's apparent in both films, and actually stated verbatim.

This McClane argument is absolute bogus. The claiming that he has "mad skills" with guns has been said over and over, and amounts to belittling Batman's credit with taking out gunmen by saying "Oh they weren't as good as McClane"

What are some of McClane's accuracy feats? What makes him the most skilled gunmen? If you can't apply things like that, then the whole thing is forfeit, and amounts to little more than you saying "Nah Ah!" over and over.

You bitties.

McClane will be able to fire his HK faster than Batman can draw a Batarang, all he has to do is squeeze.

Bullets travel faster than Batarangs.

Simple math.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane will be able to fire his HK faster than Batman can draw a Batarang, all he has to do is squeeze.

Bullets travel faster than Batarangs.

Simple math.

That's prob why Batman will get some cover.

Originally posted by Quincy
That's prob why Batman will get some cover.

So McClane will see where he takes cover, wait for him to pop his head out, and headshot him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So McClane will see where he takes cover, wait for him to pop his head out, and headshot him.

Oh you are SO lame.

You're so right here. I mean, Batman has never disappeared before. He never just vanishes when people lose sight of him. Never ever. Not once. I'm pretty sure he's never even taken out a guy with a gun. He definitely hasn't taken out a whole squad in seconds. Nor does his reaction time higher than McClane's. He'll totally take a peek. He doesn't have gadgets galore that will help him escape, including an incapacitating screeching noise that will take 2 seconds to utilize.

nah nah. No way. Just some guy with a gun has Batman outclassed. Totally awecraz

Originally posted by Quincy
Oh you are SO lame.

You're so right here. I mean, Batman has never disappeared before. He never just vanishes when people lose sight of him. Never ever. Not once. I'm pretty sure he's never even taken out a guy with a gun. He definitely hasn't taken out a whole squad in seconds. Nor does his reaction time higher than McClane's. He'll totally take a peek. He doesn't have gadgets galore that will help him escape, including an incapacitating screeching noise that will take 2 seconds to utilize.

nah nah. No way. Just some guy with a gun has Batman outclassed. Totally awecraz

McClane can still pull the trigger if Batman employs his screeching device.

Doesn't matter really, Batman will never reach cover, McClane will shoot him down first. Why?

I'll tell you why.

McClane is either going to assume Batman is a terrorist and unload on him right away, or....

McClane will recognize Batman, flash his badge, earn Batmans trust, THEN shoot him down. 😄

You call it lame, I call it reality.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane can still pull the trigger if Batman employs his screeching device.

Doesn't matter really, Batman will never reach cover, McClane will shoot him down first. Why?

No man. No he won't. Do you know what the word "Incapacitate" means? teacher

And why would you say that? Why would Batman not reach cover? He's done it over and over and over again. So WHY would you say he couldn't?

Hmmm, Batman took out whole SWAT teams (with non-lethal force - much harder I might add) that were trying to KILL him.

Originally posted by Placidity
Hmmm, Batman took out whole SWAT teams (with non-lethal force - much harder I might add) that were trying to KILL him.
Tell me, how did these fights play out? I mean where was the SWAT team at the beginning of the battle, where was Batman, etc? And he did have his sonar thing, right?

Originally posted by Quincy
No man. No he won't. Do you know what the word "Incapacitate" means? teacher

And why would you say that? Why would Batman not reach cover? He's done it over and over and over again. So WHY would you say he couldn't?

He wouldn't reach cover because McClane is gonna open up on him as soon as he sees him.

See, this is why I try to keep from using "stories" in my threads, It's better to have them fighting form the get go, none of this "What is that" or "Holy shit."