Batman vs. John McClane

Started by dadudemon55 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
DDM. 😛

Just watch the DVD. Its not hard.

Just put the shiny discy thing into the DVD player, press play, and watch what is on your TV screen.

Go on. Its a doddle.

I don't own the movie.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't own the movie.

But you probably own High School Musical, figures. Jerk.

Originally posted by Robtard
But you probably own High School Musical, figures. Jerk.

I do not. I have Netflix, so I don't have to own over 12,000 titles, including the highschool musicals, which are available on the instant watch list. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
I do not. I have Netflix, so I don't have to own over 12,000 titles, including the highschool musicals, which are available on the instant watch list. 😐

Reported. Ridiculous overuse of that smilie.

Originally posted by Robtard
Reported. Ridiculous overuse of that smilie.

You have Netflix, and therefore, access to the same damn movies. 😐

I know this cause you've stated a coupole of times, that I've seen, that you updated your netflix.

Edit - See, I'm not lying:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/search.php?action=showresults&q=netflix+userid%3A73571

Originally posted by Robtard
But you probably own High School Musical, figures. Jerk.

😛

DDM,

How anyone with testicles can not own a copy of Die Hard is beyond me. Must be that instead of testicles, you have ovaries.

Yet you totally LOOK like a dude.

Man you so had me fooled.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😛

DDM,

How anyone with testicles can not own a copy of Die Hard is beyond me. Must be that instead of testicles, you have ovaries.

Yet you totally LOOK like a dude.

Man you so had me fooled.

I don't own it because I can't watch a marginal movie more than once. On top of that, I don't have time to watch marginal movies when your mom has me occupied most of the time.

And, no, tengo juevos.

Fortunately my internetz shields and mood are too high to respond to your cheap insult, Ovarianboy.

Being is you is the crime and being you most certainly must be greater than any punishment I could inflict on you.
Since my mom passed a couple of years ago, that must have been YOUR Mom you were fingering. 😐

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fortunately my internetz shields and mood are too high to respond to your cheap insult, Ovarianboy.

No, I have anti-internetz missiles. There's no hope for you, even with Obi Wan Kenobi's help.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Being is you is the crime and being you most certainly must be greater than any punishment I could inflict on you.

Nah. Just take me on a long car trip and that's the thing I hate the most. And, I like being me. awesome

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Since my mom passed a couple of years ago, that must have been YOUR Mom you were fingering. 😐

See, I forgot your mum was dead. What I said is now just wickedly gross. 😘

And you adding fingers into the mix is worse. 😘

Its in your head..

Do us a favour though and just ignore me from now on, ok...?
You have zero class.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its your head..

Yuck. I hope you don't mean what I think you do.

Back on topic.

McClane's durability.

Name more durability feats for McClane from other movies. I know we can only use the first, but I'd like to know more. I've seen 2 and a half die hard movies total, but only 1 completely.

Heeeeeeere on the range I belong, driiiiiiiiifting along with the tumbling....tumbleweeeeeeeeeeds.

Surviving:

Being shot twice.

Massive bloodloss whilst near soloing a whole building of terrorists.

Falling and slamming into various hard surfaces from various heights and angles in the first movie alone...
(like whn he slammed into the side of that building after jumping from its roof with a hose tied round his waist that probably would have broken ribs in lesser men when the inertia jerk came when the hose finished its run...

Epic durabilty displayed in H2h allthrough his movies...

Surviving train wrecks like in DH3

Most of DH4.0

I think I once posted here that Mac shoots batman, Batmans suit stops the bullets. Mac walks over as Batman is writhing in pain, and BLAM BLAM, two in his heart, BLAM, one in his computer.

Buh bye Batman.

Gotta go with the Bat.

Batman got the absolute mess gimped out of him in this thread. Not one of the best, Imp 🙁

Yet, it went on for 50+ pages.

Why was this revived,anyway?

Just poking the bear it seems

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think I once posted here that Mac shoots batman, Batmans suit stops the bullets. Mac walks over as Batman is writhing in pain, and BLAM BLAM, two in his heart, BLAM, one in his computer.

Buh bye Batman.

John McClane stands virtually No Chance to take down Bale Batman (and Im a HUGE Die Hard fan).