God Commands You To Kill Gays

Started by Darth Jello12 pages

true, but it is popularly depicted as a solely homosexual act in mass media.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
true, but it is popularly depicted as a solely homosexual act in mass media.

I don't get that impression.

people associate the term sodomy with anal sex and call gay men sodomites. Even in less pejorative terms, it is assumed that "gay sex" involves anal even though it often doesn't and many aren't into it. At the same time, some surveys show that more than half of all heterosexual couples routinely engage in some degree of ass play.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
people associate the term sodomy with anal sex and call gay men sodomites. Even in less pejorative terms, it is assumed that "gay sex" involves anal even though it often doesn't and many aren't into it. At the same time, some surveys show that more than half of all heterosexual couples routinely engage in some degree of ass play.

No, I think that's only you.

HOMOBPHOBE HOMOPHOBE!!!

Let's get 'im!

Originally posted by Darth Jello
people associate the term sodomy with anal sex and call gay men sodomites. Even in less pejorative terms, it is assumed that "gay sex" involves anal even though it often doesn't and many aren't into it. At the same time, some surveys show that more than half of all heterosexual couples routinely engage in some degree of ass play.

You know an awful lot about how gay guys have sex.

Well, I've got gay friends and I listen to Smodcast. Malcolm Ingraham is very informative.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well, I've got gay friends

Isn't that like the first thing someone who doesn't have gay friends says?

😛

Originally posted by ~The Wickerman~
Isn't that like the first thing someone who doesn't have gay friends says?

😛

Maybe.

I was thinking that that's what a gay dude says when he's in denial.

If I were gay, I'd have more options and an easier time finding a date.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
If I were gay, I'd have more options and an easier time finding a date.

Actually I think guys are 49% of the population so you'd have fewer options.

Yeah, lesbians have 51%...not to mention being bi sexual for girls is far more acceptable than for guys...and the numbers are against you.

If you knew the Denver bar scene, you'd know what I meant

Originally posted by Darth Jello
If you knew the Denver bar scene, you'd know what I meant

So...

1. You know their mating habits.

2. Know intimate details on how they form relationships.

3. Know where they specifically hang out.

But, you're not gay?

I don't know of very many clubs in my area, much less the gay ones.

It case you were wondering: It's okay to be gay.

of course it's ok to be gay. And I know intimate details about how gay people form relationships because its pretty much the same way straight people form relationships. The difference is that every gay person I've ever met (who is comfortable with his or her sexuality) has way more confidence than most straight people I've met, myself included. I think it has more to do with gender familiarity.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
And I know intimate details about how gay people form relationships because its pretty much the same way straight people form relationships.

Thaaaaat's neither what you nor I were talking about. 😐

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The difference is that every gay person I've ever met (who is comfortable with his or her sexuality) has way more confidence than most straight people I've met, myself included. I think it has more to do with gender familiarity.

Nah.

There's really shy gay people, too. You're pretending to be ingnorant now beacuse I'm on to you.

AHA!

Originally posted by Darth Jello
of course it's ok to be gay. And I know intimate details about how gay people form relationships because its pretty much the same way straight people form relationships. The difference is that every gay person I've ever met (who is comfortable with his or her sexuality) has way more confidence than most straight people I've met, myself included. I think it has more to do with gender familiarity.

Pretty much anyone who advertises their sexuality is liable to at least seem comfortable with it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
So...

1. You know their mating habits.

2. Know intimate details on how they form relationships.

3. Know where they specifically hang out.

But, you're not gay?

I don't know of very many clubs in my area, much less the gay ones.

It case you were wondering: It's okay to be gay.

Strange, I could've sworn Darth Jello admitted he was gay in a different thread.

No, it is not okay to be gay and here are the main reasons: It's disgusting and no way would I wanna be on a hit list made by a mad preacher boy.

Do you know what else is disgusting? Eating eel. That is so gross! It also undermines the conventional fish economy. How are good traditional fishermen supposed to compete with these perverts!? They're ruining the sanctity of the ancient art of fishing!

Also: Every gay person everywhere is a pedophile. 😐
Statistics can't lie.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
No, it is not okay to be gay and here are the main reasons: It's disgusting and no way would I wanna be on a hit list made by a mad preacher boy.

In that case I hope you don't poop.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Strange, I could've sworn Darth Jello admitted he was gay in a different thread.

No, it is not okay to be gay and here are the main reasons: It's disgusting and no way would I wanna be on a hit list made by a mad preacher boy.

So are you admitting that you have a personality disorder or is this your five year old version of launching a personal attack?

I've shared plenty of stuff about my personal life and I've been fairly frank, candid and honest about stuff so I have no idea where you would come to the conclusion that I am gay, specifically because I remember posting a long, emo-ish gut spill about a really bad break up with a girl a little over a year ago.