Kain vs Kratos and Ganondorf

Started by Burning thought10 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
/Headdesk, he teleports through out the entire series, play a Zelda game. He teleports in the original 8bit LoZ, in aLttP, in ages and seasons, he teleports in WW, TP, ect. He's been teleporting since the eighties.

Stop making up baseless theories and downplaying a character you hate just because you can't get over the idea Kain is not infact the over-hyped mass of fallacies you portray him as. You've spent nine pages down playing how badly Kain gets stomped, and none of your claims have even made any sense.

You've claimed Ganon can't teleport. He has done since the eighties. You've claimed Ganon cannot call down Twilight, he GAVE Zant that power. You've claimed Ganon has no TK/TK-like-abilities, when he's exhibited these in many games as well, and can affect spiritual beings. You've claimed he can't do that in the face of a video contradicting you. You've claimed Ganon can't take souls, when in WW it's stated he can, and in TP, he can reduce an entire dimension, minus Link, to nothing but helpless souls incapable of even perciving him. You've claimed he's not durable, in the face of him surviving a thousand+ tonner stabbing him in the face with his own kryptonite/him survivng two castles being busted with him inside.

Need I go on? Your arguments are invalid, flawed, fallacious, and just down-right dumb.

Stop ranting and make a valid argument for once please.

And your assuming Ares has never played Zelda? he seemed confident in finding proof of teleportation in those vids, something youve yet to show...

lol, baseless theories? this would not be as funny if it had not come from you....I portray him as what his games portray him as, nothing more or less.

No I have spent 9 pages trying to get you to realise Ganon is weak by real feats, certainly those shown and is too slow and not resistent enough to stop most of any of Kains powers or attacks. Youve spent 9 pages speculating and guessing and calling me foolish for not accepting your random statements.....

Ive not seen him teleport..youve not provided evidence so no wonder thats what I would claim.

Proof? Ganon gave Zant power true, but that particulour power? proof...

Video contradicts nothing apart from the idea Kain would be defeated by anything shown within it.

Not him, Zant and thats through useing twilight....from another realm which would have to exist on the same plane...and show me WW statement of him taking souls.

1000+ ton is your fanfiction, few agree with it and hes defeated by Links sword many times, maybe even killed in TP. Two castles? false, Tp is speculation and regardless of that he is in a non default form and in the other one hes at the top of the castle, not inside....

No my arguments are flawless, its just too crystal clear for you to debate against, which is why you have to result to ranting and can never find your own evidence, other people have to do it for you all the time it seems 🙄

Is there an actual ignore feature on this forum? I need to never see BT post ever again. It's just too stupid.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Is there an actual ignore feature on this forum? I need to never see BT post ever again. It's just too stupid.

There is, but ignoring someone on a forum is stupid and defeats the whole purpose.

I think there is indeed an ignore function, it would be nice not to have a gang of children and fanboys blundering into a thread and spamming speculation and fan fiction in a real debate, if you want to do that I am sure theres a Zelda forum for you.

There is, but ignoring someone on a forum is stupid and defeats the whole purpose.
If what BT has can spread, Idon't want it. He's either the worst troll ever, or honestly believes Kain can win this thread. I'm ignoring him for the sake of real debate, with people with real arguments, and not fanfiction about Kain recreating the big bang.

I'm supposed to be ignoring you, but that would be 17 on your childish count.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If what BT has can spread, Idon't want it. He's either the worst troll ever, or honestly believes Kain can win this thread. I'm ignoring him for the sake of real debate, with people with real arguments, and not fanfiction about Kain recreating the big bang.

Thats sort of what I just said to you only replace reacreating big bang with "zomg 1000 ton link!"

I'm supposed to be ignoring you, but that would be 17 on your childish count.
Lol, he called us childish again..? haermm

Not surprising really is it....

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol, he called us childish again..? haermm

Yeah, there was a mention of the word children. But who cares what he thinks? His concept of everything is twisted.

Yeah, there was a mention of the word children. But who cares what he thinks? His concept of everything is twisted.
Soo, Ganon wins? Does anyone actually have a good argument against this?

I don't think there were. Ganon pretty much shitstomps Kain in every way possible.

Kool.. /thread.

^ Agree.

Now back to the serious stuff:

Kain uses slow time, teleports next to both opponents and drains them of blood, then physically manhandles Ganon with Kratos' strength and stuffs him into the God of wars groin, end of thread.

Originally posted by M4ge
^ Agree.

Hey another new guy. Welcome to the forums.

Thanks for the greeting. I'll try to look around from time to time.

You're welcome. 🙂