Captain Planet vs Superman

Started by Master Court7 pages

People are overdoing Captain Planet's weakness a bit here.

You can't just smack him with common litter. Not even a bag of week old sh*t should hurt him.

It has to be something that is detrimental to nature. A bag of sh*t can be fertilizer. A plastic cup is not really detrimental itself. And a majority of raw sewage is what; sh*t, urine, probably sanitary products like ass wipes, the occasional blood soaked underwear and used condoms, and a metric f*ck ton of rain and tap water. Not just any bucket of sewage would do the trick. It'd have be a prime choice selection from an industrial area or the like.

And a big question, what would Captain Planet be doing while Superman is grabbing a toxic water filled Super Soaker™ ? Giving the high hard one to Gaia? He could chase Superman down and drag his ass into the ocean. All that natural ocean water would work wonders. Suppose Captain Planet takes the fight to the Antarctic? The cleanest water in the world. Or if Captain Planet takes the fight to ultra high altitude. The hazardous material Superman has becomes frozen and useless, while Captain Planet remains completely charged by the Sun. Everyone's been busy talking about Superman and the bucket of sh*t play, they forgot that the entire f*cking planet can revitalize Captain Planet instantly. Hell, Captain Planet could just make it rain like Hell - like f*cking 'Nam - before the fight, and then he's covered.

We have a guy who is the physical manifestation of Earth who is empowered BY the Earth AND the Sun and is completely invulnerable and immortal when in good condition, versus a mortal who is merely powered by the Sun alone and was actually beaten to death by brute force.

Captain Planet's power source : Earth and the Sun
Superman's power source : Just the Sun

Now I don't know if Superman necessarily loses, but it'd be far from easy. I guaranty you, win or lose, the prick will know he's been in a fight. And that's IF he wins.

cap drowns supes with a hurricane of puns

Or just by facing away and mesmerizing him by swaying his luxurious mullet from side to side. Superman gets close and POW, gets his teeth knocked out.

Originally posted by carver9
I always wanted to know who'll win a fight between captain planet and supes without the toxic waste issue.

With captain planets weakness I give this to supes 7/10. Hell supes could literally beat cap to death with a garbage truck and kill him.

Without the weakness I give the to captain planet 8/10. He's as physically durable as Superman. He's just as strong as superman. Has some amazing speed feats and he's much more powerful than supes.

If I had a choice between powers it would be cap any day of the weak, the guy could do anything on a high level but his weakness and his happy attitude makes him a terrible character.

Use the evil captain planet this would be a shit stomp in his favor.

What are some of Caps best strength and durability feats?

Originally posted by Ouallada
And in other cases Flash simply runs slower because not all showings are created equal, unless what you are arguing for is a state where all showings must be of a singular, fixed level. That is ludicrous.

GL constructs can on one day hold Superman-level beings, and on another day can broken by the same beings. That showcases variations in showings, just not necessarily caused by contradictions.

Flash most likely has no speed limit. Thus he chooses what speed he wants to run at. He hardly ever runs at his full speed because he chooses to.

So when you see flash moving fast don't assume he is using all of his might.

Originally posted by Master Court
People are overdoing Captain Planet's weakness a bit here.

You can't just smack him with common litter. Not even a bag of week old sh*t should hurt him.

It has to be something that is detrimental to nature. A bag of sh*t can be fertilizer. A plastic cup is not really detrimental itself. And a majority of raw sewage is what; sh*t, urine, probably sanitary products like ass wipes, the occasional blood soaked underwear and used condoms, and a metric f*ck ton of rain and tap water. Not just any bucket of sewage would do the trick. It'd have be a prime choice selection from an industrial area or the like.

And a big question, what would Captain Planet be doing while Superman is grabbing a toxic water filled Super Soaker™ ? Giving the high hard one to Gaia? He could chase Superman down and drag his ass into the ocean. All that natural ocean water would work wonders. Suppose Captain Planet takes the fight to the Antarctic? The cleanest water in the world. Or if Captain Planet takes the fight to ultra high altitude. The hazardous material Superman has becomes frozen and useless, while Captain Planet remains completely charged by the Sun. Everyone's been busy talking about Superman and the bucket of sh*t play, they forgot that the entire f*cking planet can revitalize Captain Planet instantly. Hell, Captain Planet could just make it rain like Hell - like f*cking 'Nam - before the fight, and then he's covered.

We have a guy who is the physical manifestation of Earth who is empowered BY the Earth AND the Sun and is completely invulnerable and immortal when in good condition, versus a mortal who is merely powered by the Sun alone and was actually beaten to death by brute force.

Captain Planet's power source : Earth and the Sun
Superman's power source : Just the Sun

Now I don't know if Superman necessarily loses, but it'd be far from easy. I guaranty you, win or lose, the prick will know he's been in a fight. And that's IF he wins.

Why would Superman throw a piece of litter on him when he can throw some of the most toxic stuff on Earth on him in a millisecond?
Superman is far faster than Captain Planet featwise. He can do things in a picosecond.

And Superman's main energy source is not the Sun. The Sun's energy only opens up a doorway to his main source.

this debate is getin good

Originally posted by h1a8
What are some of Caps best strength and durability feats?

Captains best durability feat is swimming in a volcanoe without too much trouble and tanking the force of a nuclear core. The others is him fighting his identical which has his immense strength and stood up to him without too much trouble.

His speed feat is the time the entire planet was infected and he flew around the entire planet and fixed it before the planetiers got through with there sentence.

His power, well, he has so much of that that its kind of hard to explain.

His best strength feat is him picking up a nuclear planet, a building, and tossing it from earth to the sun. That feat alone puts him above superman in strength or his equal, however you want to put it.

tossing a nuclear plant in the sun in no way puts him anywhere near sups strength level. fighting a clone isnt really impressive in my opinion because u cant really gage anything since their exactly the same. if the clone had a power up it would be different. but the speed feat is impressive.

Originally posted by Raptor22
tossing a nuclear plant in the sun in no way puts him anywhere near sups strength level. fighting a clone isnt really impressive in my opinion because u cant really gage anything since their exactly the same. if the clone had a power up it would be different. but the speed feat is impressive.

What is Superman greatest strength feat? I think throwing something that is thousands of tons 8 light years away is a huge strength feat.

tossing a nuclear plant in the sun in no way puts him anywhere near sups strength level. fighting a clone isnt really impressive in my opinion because u cant really gage anything since their exactly the same. if the clone had a power up it would be different. but the speed feat is impressive.

I think throwing something that is thousands of tons 8 light years away is a huge strength feat

So... is Sun 8 light years away?

Originally posted by Raptor22
tossing a nuclear plant in the sun in no way puts him anywhere near sups strength level. fighting a clone isnt really impressive in my opinion because u cant really gage anything since their exactly the same. if the clone had a power up it would be different. but the speed feat is impressive.

What is supermans best strength feat?

Originally posted by Raptor22
tossing a nuclear plant in the sun in no way puts him anywhere near sups strength level. fighting a clone isnt really impressive in my opinion because u cant really gage anything since their exactly the same. if the clone had a power up it would be different. but the speed feat is impressive.

Well considering the sun is over 91 million miles away. That should be very equal to Supes

Lets face it Capt. Planet is more of a "toon force" character kind of like pre crisis supes. You the WTF kind of feats.

sorry dont know why that posted twice. supes has pushed the moon, held a mini black hole in his hand, and moved the planet with the help of mm and ww.

Book, Megaddon, Arm wrestling gods, etc.,

Originally posted by Raptor22
sorry dont know why that posted twice. supes has pushed the moon, held a mini black hole in his hand, and moved the planet with the help of mm and ww.

I said strength feat, not pulling and tugging.

The black hole feat wasnt a display of strength, that was more of durability feat.

Show me superman picking something up and tossing it or show me superman lifting something that would throw cap feat out of the window.

Originally posted by carver9
I said strength feat, not pulling and tugging.

You mean a lifting feat?

Originally posted by carver9
The black hole feat wasnt a display of strength, that was more of durability feat.

What?

I can't believe this is still on, no disrespect to Captain Planet but Supes way above him