Master Court
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Bear with me for a minute...
Originally posted by h1a8
Batman, Captain America, Spider-man have all left after images plenty of times. Doesn't mean they were moving at light speed.
True enough. However, showing fast movements in a single panel of a comic is one thing. They have to show where the guy started and where he ended up, and they do it in one panel to emphasize a speedy gesture. But seeing someone move fast in animation is another matter. You actually see the movement, the speed, and the glowing after image. With animation, there's a LOT less speculation involved with gauging feats. He didn't just leave a faint or dotted outline. He glows and his after image tears away to his new position with the sound of an energy surge. Ok, they didn't SAY it was lightspeed, so I guess there's absolutely no f*cking way to win this one. I'll drop it.
Originally posted by h1a8
Good thinking here. Now this is how you debate. But the problem here is that these two are not necessarily fighting on Superman's Earth, where kryptonite exists. They could be fighting on Captain Planet's Earth or even our own's, where kryptonite doesn't exist. Plus I told you that Cap can't probe minds but reads them as one is thinking. Superman isn't even thinking about any kryptonite in this fight.
Uh, this is not a very good argument. They "might not be on a planet with kryptonite"? Well, then I should say Superman most definitely wins, if he goes straight for the weakness exploitation. And then, what's the point of this at all? As every planet in the miserable omniverse is polluted, Captain Planet's weakness is in abundant supply. Whereas Superman's "might not be here"? That's the same as givin' them both guns but only giving Supes the ammo.
Originally posted by h1a8 Kryptonite argument is covered above. Superman wins.
Yeah, if there's no kryptonite. But, really, in the battle of weaknesses, like I said before, a small chunk of kryptonite works far more effectively on Superman than toxic waste does on Captain Planet. Superman is weakened for several moments after exposure. Captain Planet perks right up. In overall weakness exploitability - that is method of exposure, quantity required for effect, extent of effect, and recovery time - Superman loses.
Originally posted by h1a8
Cap doesn't have the reflexes or speed to change into air before Superman can attack him. And changing into air to avoid a punch requires experience. Just because one can do it doesn't mean that they will. CIS plays a role too. Cap never has changed into air to avoid a punch. He didn't even do this to avoid all the waste that was dumped on him throughout the years. So it is far fetched that he would do so. He usually changes to air to do offensively things. [/B]
This is weird. You don't need experience to dodge. It's a natural thing to avoid attack, and Captain Planet is smart, often enough strategic in the use of his powers, and is a master of his powers. He knows he can do it. Just because he hasn't, doesn't mean he can't. And it's possible it wouldn't even work to avoid toxic waste. Besides that, he's never fought anybody that could physically challenge him anyway, so he's never had to turn into air. And as far as CIS is concerned; whenever faced with a kryptonite wielding badguy, Superman has ample opportunity to use his powers to counter/disarm/avoid before succumbing to exposure, but rarely, if ever, does a f*cking thing about it. Instead, nine times out of ten he does his "I'm melting! I'm melting!" act.
I got a better versus. How about on a planet rich in energy for both but with no weaknesses? A real fight.
Finally, I know this has more or less been settled, not to mention I never said Cap wins in the first place - indeed, I was one of the first to say Superman shoves some kind of toxic thing up Captain Planet's ass or something like that, and I'm merely saying it would be FAR from an easy fight for Supes - but I can't let it drop without people explaining to me what the f*ck is with the all the palm-face bullsh*t. At some point did Batman ditch the kryptonite? Or are they assuming Batman's defenses can stop Captain Planet? Because, obviously, my "snag the kryptonite" play assumes they're in current DC Earth, or a mesh of Captain Planet's Earth and DC Earth.
I could kill myself now and be happy if only someone would spell it out to me in small, cute, words, what it is, exactly, about the "Batman has kryptonite" thing that merited such a f*cking anal pile-driving. And I stress again, CUTE words. Like what I use. And then we can move on to the grander scheme of things; time-share in the afterlife!