The Vampire Diaries

Started by starlock28 pages

My friend lives next door, so i can get the dvd's back in minutes. But there is no way i can believe this is better than True Blood. Not that i think True Blood is a great show, however i liked the gore and the fact it tends to make fun of itself, something i can never see V.D doing. The lead actress makes me cringe, and i know for a fact she will play the evil vampire chick she looks like, and that i do not want to see. Some day i will watch the whole first season, but not anytime soon.

VD is better than TB in every way.

Originally posted by Mindset
VD is better than TB in every way.

lol, not by a long shot, but to each his own.

Gore and nudity are 2 things V.D can never ever be better at, so sorry if i can no longer take your opinion on matters seriously.

Originally posted by starlock
lol, not by a long shot, but to each his own.

Gore and nudity are 2 things V.D can never ever be better at, so sorry if i can no longer take your opinion on matters seriously.

I've seen both shows in their entirety, you saw 9 episodes out of ~70? VD is better.

In VD they rip people's hearts out, guy gets his head punched off, people get their heads cut off, etc. But yea, they don't have nudity, but if you're watching a show for nudity I'd rather go to brazzers.

Caroline is a horrible vampire.

Originally posted by starlock

Gore and nudity are 2 things V.D can never ever be better at

And since when do those things define a good show?

Nudity makes it worse.

Originally posted by Mindset
Caroline is a horrible vampire.

How does she keeps getting caught is beyond me. One thing is certain on the premiere, Elena is still annoying!

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
How does she keeps getting caught is beyond me. One thing is certain on the premiere, Elena is still annoying!
Haha, exactly.

It's like she wants to be kidnapped.

Elena will always be annoying, I've come to accept that.

They really should always just listen to Damon.

decent season premiere, i wanted more from what i saw

How did Elena even get out?

Originally posted by Mindset
How did Elena even get out?

If I were to make up a theory, I would say they didn't put vervain into Elena's system. When she turned she was strong enough to break out.

Or

The vervain was wearing off Rebekah, and she broke out.

Or

Later Stefan checked the guard's body and found the keys.

Or

Stefan turned into a crow like Damon did in Season 1, an ability that mysteriously never appeared again.

Or

Elena's door was never locked in the first place, and she never checked till after she turned.

Or

Elena used the power of true love to overcome her situation.

Or

Stefan used his brain and thought, "hang on, the back wall is simply made of wood, I can kick through it"

Or

They rang Chloe at CTU and asked her to "open up a few sockets" for them. She replied "okay I'm already on it, you don't have to yell".

Or

The writers thought, this show is mainly watched by girls so they aren't going to ask questions.

Or

Rebekah got up and exclaimed in a medieval accent, "I am over 1000 years old! I am stronger than all of you combined! How long did you think I would watch your little drama? You can have your true love, I will go cry to my brother! Again!" And then she super speeded out of there (through the back door).

My question is, what is with Klaus' bluff about killing Tyler?

What kind of dimwit is going to buy into that?

For the first time Jeremy says something smart, like "he is bluffing, he needs a witch to jump into another body". At this point the group should have said, "Oh yea, nearly had us Klaus, better luck next time".

But no, Klaus simply offers "how do you know I don't have one, or ten!?"

Really? Maybe if he said, how do you know I don't have one, that might be a little more believable. But when someone says I have "one or ten", it sounds a little silly, like a little kid telling fibs.

Oh, that really stumped the group. Maybe if he had a witch that could help him jump bodies, he wouldn't even need to be there asking Bonnie to do it? Or maybe, even if he did have a witch, the witch would need to be present, and if he ripped his own heart out right then without some hocus pocus, he'd die?

Anyway, on a serious note. I really don't like the way Klaus was brought back so casually. It really undermines the epicness of last season's final episodes.

I think the show needs a new direction. They need to kill off everyone except Klaus, Elijah and Katherine. Katherine gets back with Elijah, and they fight Klaus and his werewolf/hybrids, while the humans are trying to kill them all. Maybe have some Werewolf originals as well. I'll let them keep Bonnie since her magic is good for plots.

Originally posted by Placidity
Rebekah got up and exclaimed in a medieval accent, "I am over 1000 years old! I am stronger than all of you combined! How long did you think I would watch your little drama? You can have your true love, I will go cry to my brother! Again!" And then she super speeded out of there (through the back door).

Rebekah possessed by the meandering spirit of Russell Edgington?

Yes please.

Originally posted by Placidity
They need to kill off everyone except Klaus, Elijah and Katherine.

Yes.

They certainly need to cull the herd. I'd keep Damon, Stefan, and Caroline. Also bring back Stefan's blonde mentor whose name eludes me.

Damon is the best part about this show.

Really, most of the problems occur from them not letting Damon do what he wants, or listening to him.

Originally posted by Mindset
Damon is the best part about this show.

No.

Originally posted by Mindset
Really, most of the problems occur from them not letting Damon do what he wants, or listening to him.

Nah.

Damon's an emotionally shallow and impetuous retard whose sole talent is raping and wiggling his eyebrows, not to mention the fact that he feeds on angst more than blood.

Plus, he's a wimp. Elijah is, without question, the best part about this show.

He's cooler, smarter, stronger, and generally better than Damon in every conceivable way.

And I bet his dick is bigger too.

Reads Twilight.

Watches True Blood.

Watches Vampire Diaries.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Originally posted by The_Tempest
No.

Nah.

Damon's an emotionally shallow and impetuous retard whose sole talent is raping and wiggling his eyebrows, not to mention the fact that he feeds on angst more than blood.

Plus, he's a wimp. Elijah is, without question, the best part about this show.

He's cooler, smarter, stronger, and generally better than Damon in every conceivable way.

And I bet his dick is bigger too.

Sorry if I gave off the impression I was giving an opinion, those are facts.

Originally posted by Mindset
Sorry if I gave off the impression I was giving an opinion, those are facts.

Nonsense. My facts trump your facts all day, any day.

Except for the comment about Elijah's penis vis a vis Damon's, since I wouldn't know.

I don't think of guys like that.

I'm not gay.

Really

You only gave opinions, I gave facts.

You are extremely gay.