Prison time

Started by Kris Blaze7 pages
Kris Blaze Restricted

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Thor would die. he is used to high godly things and wealth. turning him into a human and putting him in prison would kill him

Thor is the most skilled fighter in Asgard. He's done nothing but fight, every day, ever since he was a kid.
Originally posted by darthgoober
Is Cap's SS serum negated?

To the same degree as it was before his death. He wasn't turned back into the ol' weakling, just toned down a notch.

darthgoober Senior Member

Originally posted by Starscream M
no...with serum, he's actually meta

Yeah he's actually meta, but he's technically "human". We don't know for sure whether or not they would have written him as depowered if he'd appeared in the comic, which is why I asked how he should be viewed in this fight.

Kris Blaze Restricted

Quick rundown on the prison. Actually sounds like it was stolen from OZ.

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Starscream M Senior Member

Re: Prison time

Originally posted by Kris Blaze

Thor - dies
Superman - dies
Luke Cage - survives
Kingpin - runs the prison
Captain America - survives
The Thing - dies
Black Adam - survives
Black Racer - ???
Moses Magnum - ???
Blade - survives
Bishop - ???
Black Panther - survives
Thunderball - ???
Mr Terrific - ???
Black Lightning - ???
Jakeem Thunder - ???
John Stewart - dies

Go!

valtiz Restricted

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Thor can fight fortunately.

The ones without any particular martial arts skill are the ones in danger.

wtf? dude are you seriously some kind of thor fanboy or what? seriously the guy cant fight for shit he just slag it out in ordenery fist fights and skillwise he is always outclassed and out fought by hercules in hand 2 hand , if thor lose his powers and he only use fist fights it wont take more then 3 prisoners to beat him up and rape him since thor only slug it out and thats a fact

Blanket Dead

Do we assume Thor is a solid brick at 500 pounds and thus, pretty much Kingpin with beautiful hair?

Anyway, Thor and Kingpin take turns on some good old fashioned rape

valtiz Restricted

Originally posted by Blanket
Do we assume Thor is a solid brick at 500 pounds and thus, pretty much Kingpin with beautiful hair?

Anyway, Thor and Kingpin take turns on some good old fashioned rape

being a 500 pound brick wont save him from getting stubbed in the back during lunch or when he sleeps or hell getting raped in the shower while 3 man holding you down , thor will get killed and even beat up it wont take more then 3 big thugs to take him down

Raptor22 Senior Member

Originally posted by valtiz
wtf? dude are you seriously some kind of thor fanboy or what? seriously the guy cant fight for shit he just slag it out in ordenery fist fights and skillwise he is always outclassed and out fought by hercules in hand 2 hand , if thor lose his powers and he only use fist fights it wont take more then 3 prisoners to beat him up and rape him since thor only slug it out and thats a fact
how is struggling with hercules in h2h a low showing? he is one of the most experienced and skilled fighters in marvel. he also fights dirty. so it takes 3 dudes to rape another dude. thats a odd fact to state and argue.

Blanket Dead

Originally posted by valtiz
being a 500 pound brick wont save him from getting stubbed in the back during lunch or when he sleeps or hell getting raped in the shower while 3 man holding you down , thor will get killed and even beat up it wont take more then 3 big thugs to take him down
If he's anywhere near as durable as Kingpin, or as strong, none of that is happening.

redhotrash Senior Member

Kingpin thrives here only partially because of his size and skill. He has a lot more going for him in this situation. Again Thor dies unless he and Cap are able to watch each other's back.

Starscream M Senior Member

Originally posted by redhotrash
Kingpin thrives here only partially because of his size and skill. He has a lot more going for him in this situation. Again Thor dies unless he and Cap are able to watch each other's back.
kingpin survives because of his brain, not his mass

Blanket Dead

Originally posted by redhotrash
Kingpin thrives here only partially because of his size and skill. He has a lot more going for him in this situation. Again Thor dies unless he and Cap are able to watch each other's back.
Thor is according to Marvel, 1 inch shorter and 190 pounds heavier... and Thor is highly skilled too.
So... size and skill helps Kingpin, but Thor dies?

valtiz Restricted
Originally posted by Blanket
Thor is according to Marvel, 1 inch shorter and 190 pounds heavier... and Thor is highly skilled too.
So... size and skill helps Kingpin, but Thor dies?

size and skills wont prevent from you getting stubbed and believe me there are inmates who might be even bigger then thor and havier... and 3 of those will murder him

redhotrash Senior Member

He missed the point.

Blanket Dead

Originally posted by valtiz
size and skills wont prevent from you getting stubbed and believe me there are inmates who might be even bigger then thor and havier... and 3 of those will murder him
I'm going by the thought of him being akin to Kingpin. IE, extremely dense, and strong.

Also, who the hell is going to be bigger and heavier than Thor?

Blanket Dead

Originally posted by redhotrash
He missed the point.
Tbh, Kingpin doesn't need more than anything besides his bulk/skills to run this prison against ordinary men.

Yes he has brains and manipulation skills going for him, but honestly? 😬
The guy was beating up Spider-Man, and can crush a human's head.

I'm of the opinion that he needs nothing else, and of the opinion that if Thor is anywhere near him, he won't either.

redhotrash Senior Member

This isnt a regular prison. Guys like the Absorbing Man and others do time here.

Blanket Dead

Originally posted by redhotrash
This isnt a regular prison. Guys like the Absorbing Man and others do time here.
Without powers.
While Absorbing Man may have been a great boxer, he still only has normal human strength while Kingpin is retardedly strong/durable/skilled.

You would have to get quite a few of them together to overcome him IMO. I mean, if a person like Batroc can excel here, then what would a guy like Kingpin do?

redhotrash Senior Member

Absorbing falls into that "muscle for hire" bit. And also guys like him might be dumb as a box of rocks on the outside, in prison they are like fish in water. Falls more under the "street smarts" portion. Which is why Thor gets shanked by day 3. People who are the man on the outside have the hardest time coping with prison life. Listen to "Captive honor" by megadeth for a musical example of this. Anyway, Kingpin's size and skill again isnt what gets him through. Hes a crime lord. These people regularly work for him. He hangs out with Bullseye and Crossbones. No one messes with him because he has the most muscle following him around, he has the right sense for it, and he can use intimidation better than anyone (threatening their families and such on the outside). Kingpin will essentially run this prison by the time he gets out.

Kris Blaze Restricted

People were even afraid of Kangaroo.

lmfao at people thinking Thor doesn't have any skill because he uses his hammer for hitting 😐

Originally posted by redhotrash
Absorbing falls into that "muscle for hire" bit. And also guys like him might be dumb as a box of rocks on the outside, in prison they are like fish in water. Falls more under the "street smarts" portion. Which is why Thor gets shanked by day 3. People who are the man on the outside have the hardest time coping with prison life. Listen to "Captive honor" by megadeth for a musical example of this. Anyway, Kingpin's size and skill again isnt what gets him through. Hes a crime lord. These people regularly work for him. He hangs out with Bullseye and Crossbones. No one messes with him because he has the most muscle following him around, he has the right sense for it, and he can use intimidation better than anyone (threatening their families and such on the outside). Kingpin will essentially run this prison by the time he gets out.

I'm sorry but, what?

Kingpin has a crime empire. Superman has the most powerful league on his back. Thor's got freaking hundreds of thousands of gods that'll go insane if he dies. The big bosses would not be so stupid as to order one of their guys to try and go after some of the biggest names in the book.