Mickey the Pikey versus Mike Tyson.....

Two scenarios:

Scenario one: Regulated boxing match, 10 rounds.

Scenario two: Bare knuckled boxing match, no set number of rounds, to the KO.

Also, state an opinion on an outcome using two versions of Tyson:

1: Younger Tyson, when Cus was still around.

2: Older, ear biting Tyson.

NOW....Before the masses vote Tyson in a curbstomp, please remember Mickey's screen feats.

RJ: Ever the supporter of going by what happens on screen.

Meanwhile, on another planet that doesn't maintain its orbit by hypocritical gravity, Tyson.

Mickey is a hard hitter, he was never fighting trained boxers.

-AC

where is Mickey the Pikey from??

Answer A) The movie "Snatch".

Answer B) The character sounds like he is from Ireland.

AC's right.
Mickey wouldnt be ready for a prime Tyson's speed or power.

You guys see the movie Tyson? From what I remember, the actor didn't portray the real Tyson's speed. He was like the diet coke of Tyson, Tyson watered down.

Also, Mickey KO's in one punch, just like Tyson. FFS he broke a guys neck with ONE punch. Has Tyson ever broken a guys neck with one punch?

He has a good jab, which Buster Douglas used to **** Tyson up. Not to mention that the Pikey can take a shitload of abuse. It's not as cut and dry as you guys think it is.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
RJ: Ever the supporter of going by what happens on screen.

-AC

For the record:

Against ear biting Tyson, I think Mickey wins both scenarios.

Against Younger Tyson, with Cus around? Mickey probably eats canvas. The only chance Mickey would have is in the bareknuckle scenario. and it's a very slim one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You guys see the movie Tyson? From what I remember, the actor didn't portray the real Tyson's speed. He was like the diet coke of Tyson, Tyson watered down.

Also, Mickey KO's in one punch, just like Tyson. FFS he broke a guys neck with ONE punch. Has Tyson ever broken a guys neck with one punch?

He has a good jab, which Buster Douglas used to **** Tyson up. Not to mention that the Pikey can take a shitload of abuse. It's not as cut and dry as you guys think it is.

So now youre gimping Tyson...?

You dont know if the break was a restressing of an old neck injury.
Hes broken plenty else.

But he aint gonna be able to stick and jab against Prime Tyson.
Look at what Berbick, Spinks, Holmes, Bruno etc all recieved for their stick and jab efforts..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So now youre gimping Tyson...?

You dont know if the break was a restressing of an old neck injury.
Hes broken plenty else.

But he aint gonna be able to stick and jab against Prime Tyson.
Look at what Berbick, Spinks, Holmes, Bruno etc all recieved for their stick and jab efforts..

He broke his neck, plain and simple. There was nothing to suggest it was a "restressing" of an old injury.

Douglas used his jab to **** Tyson up, dude.

"I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

"He was screaming like my wife."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'll **** you til you love me, white-boy."

Any questions?

Mhm.....point?

Same question to you, RJ.

What's the point of a fictional version of a real person, in this thread? We both know it's not an accurate depiction of Tyson.

Might as well have said Movie Tyson Vs Movie Ali.

-AC

We could do that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gimping? No, I am going with movie Tyson, and if I remember right, he wasn't depicted as well onscreen as he could have been. But I guess that kind of speed and power is hard to for an actor to duplicate.

He broke his neck, plain and simple. There was nothing to suggest it was a "restressing" of an old injury.

Douglas used his jab to **** Tyson up, dude.

Firstly, That jab was as thunderous as Joe Louis' that night. And thanks to the lack of lateral movement and speed from Tyson that night, it worked.
Skinny Brad Pitt jabbing Tyson, would be like using a lightweight plastic flyswatter on a charging rhino.

Secondly, it was the right hooks, left hooks, right uppercuts and straight rights that Douglas followed up the jab with that did the damage.

Originally posted by Robtard
"I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

"He was screaming like my wife."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'll **** you til you love me, white-boy."

Any questions?

i love mike tyson. 😐

i dont think hed love me back though. 🙁

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Firstly, That jab was as thunderous as Joe Louis' that night. And thanks to the lack of lateral movement and speed from Tyson that night, it worked.
Skinny Brad Pitt jabbing Tyson, would be like using a lightweight plastic flyswatter on a charging rhino.

Secondly, it was the right hooks, left hooks, right uppercuts and straight rights that Douglas followed up the jab with that did the damage.

Ahhhhh and that is where you faiiiiiiiiil........

..........'Cause Tyson HAD no neck. 😛

I dunno, Ms.Marvel.... he might....

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

-Like Robtard quoted.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh and that is where you faiiiiiiiiil........

..........'Cause Tyson HAD no neck. 😛

George had a neck under all that fat.
Several chins probably also.

And if thats the guy who's neck he broke, then logically, it niot only existed, but it also couldnt have been up to that much.

A weak comparison.