Mickey the Pikey versus Mike Tyson.....

Started by Rogue Jedi9 pages

Dude, stop. Stop talking. Mickey throws a punch that Tyson can only dream of. Screen feats prove this. If you deny it, you're trolling.

Ummmmm nope. And no Im not trolling.

Disagree with me and youre trolling. 😉

Wow, you sound just like a little parrot.

"Wow you sound just like a little parrot."

McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane.

Would break Tyson's bull-neck and send the Picky screaming/jabbering down an elevator shaft.

Nah, he'd fulfill your Ivory-Ebony-Ivory homo erotic wet dream though, going down quicker than a 5 dollar Vegas hooker on Halloween.

You and your constant homoerotic-fantasies, RJ...
...this isnt Harry Potter or Martin Riggs, you know....

Its McClane!

(Or Tyson in this)

So whatyour saying is, that Tyson definitely wont be able to steam in fast, with lateral upper body bobbing making Mickey miss like he made ever other fu**er he fought back then...?

Thats crazytalk.

Especially given Mickey's propensity for trying to bide his time, absorbing punishment, waiting for his opportunity.

'Cause that, against 1985-86 Tyson would be suicide.

Bide his time? Dude, he did that AND KO'd dudes right away.And his damage soak is far more than Tyson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuL0GlBgVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v0vl6iTlC4&feature=related

Mind you, these are proffesional fighters he's fighting, not back-alley ruffs and out-of-conditioning large/fat men.

Yeah, I am familiar with Tyson's career. Mickey was a bareknuckle boxing CHAMPION, dude, which means he fought more than the ruffs you speak of.

And the fact remains that he broke a mans neck with a single punch, ONE punch, AND that his damage soak far exceeds Tyson's.

The punch he KO'd the last guy with, in the final fight? (The one where Mickey was beaten worse Rocky Balboa, BTW. He took a bare fist to his body and face for at least ten rounds, elbows and was even kicked several times as he was being counted out), It was an uppercut. Tyson comes in there like a bulldog, head lowered, BAM, Mickey uppercuts him.

Originally posted by Robtard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nuL0GlBgVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v0vl6iTlC4&feature=related

Mind you, these are proffesional fighters he's fighting, not back-alley ruffs and out-of-conditioning large/fat men.

Screen feats only, please. I was quite clear that this is movie Tyson, not real life Tyson. Remember the MVF golden rule.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Screen feats only, please. I was quite clear that this is movie Tyson, not real life Tyson. Remember the MVF golden rule.

Movie was based on Tyson's real life. This is why it's a shit idea to make a thread based on a real person; who's still living. It's not Tyson's fault Michael Jai White is 20-times slower than him.

Tyson wins, he's a pro and was a complete animal. He would roll-up on the Pikey like a Mac truck, bobbing like a filipeno hooker on a cock and throw a four hit combo ending with an uppercut quicker than your boy could react. This was Tyson in his prime.

Pickey would probably beat Michael Jai White.

Originally posted by Robtard
Movie was based on Tyson's real life. This is why it's a shit idea to make a thread based on a real person; who's still living. It's not Tyson's fault Michael Jai White is 20-times slower than him.

Tyson wins, he's a pro and was a complete animal. He would roll-up on the Pikey like a Mac truck, bobbing like a filipeno hooker on a cock and throw a four hit combo ending with an uppercut quicker than your boy could react. This was Tyson in his prime.

Pickey would probably beat Michael Jai White.

Like I said, real life Tyson has no bearing here. Screen feats.

Come on, you can do it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like I said, real life Tyson has no bearing here. Screen feats.

Come on, you can do it.

I already answered that in the last sentence. Reading, you can do it.

OK then, leave real life Tyson out of this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK then, leave real life Tyson out of this.

Because he'd flatten some amateur street brawler, that is Mickey.

Too bad there's no room for that debate here. Follow MVF rules, be a man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too bad there's no room for that debate here. Follow MVF rules, be a man.

Again, can you read? I have.

OK then, glad we agree.