Mickey the Pikey versus Mike Tyson.....

I dont mind being called Susan.

If it sticks, that's fine. But everyone is going to call you Peepants now. Like, that's a serious thing.

RJ is now Peepants

Actually RJ, Susan was YOUR first name in many debates before, according to me, so hereby.........

*Dubs RJ "Susan Peepants" with royal sword*

(well I SAY "Royal sword".........but we all knew I meant "dogturd".)

Sure why not, I know that people like you need shit like that.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure why not, I know that people like you need shit like that.

People like YOU need shit like that. Hence the dubbing..... 😛

Good to see your being a good sport about it though.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
People like YOU need shit like that. Hence the dubbing..... 😛

Good to see your being a good sport about it though.

Well, it is Christmas after all. 😉

Tyson brings Mickey the gift of horrific injury and KO.

Real life Tyson with Cus around prolly. Older Tyson and movie Tyson gets beat down, curbstomped, American X style.

Well old age Mickey gets kicked off of his zimmerframe and kerbstomped by Prime angry Tyson......annnnnd yourrrrr point is...? (Besides the obvious age-gimping attempt)

The discussion is about IN PRIME condition.
ERGO: Tyson fills his rape quota for the day.

Nah, the question is about movie Tyson. Movie Tyson goes down hard.

Not 'Nah', im afraid.... the correct answer was...."yep".

You cannot prove that Mickey wins, or even that it is likely. 🙂

I dont have to prove it, his feats do. One punch neck breaking trumps Tysons power all day every day. The beating he took in his last fight trumps the beating took at the hands of Douglas all day every day. To deny this is stupidity at its finest.

You dont know too many of the many variables in that neck breaking.

The condition of the man's neck before the break, how well an old, unfit unlicensed boxer trains in strengthening his neck.
Tysons used to roll around on top of his head buliding his neck, supporting his whole body with it as a part of training.

Rest assured that old guy in Snatch, was not training like this or physically anything like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB6L9a3Gybs&feature=PlayList&p=157300D59EE5C3CB&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2
Deaths occurr in the ring all the time by accident, or by sloppy prep/sloppy defense/not seeing something coming.

Look at how many KOs Tyson scored that were clean and he stopped when the KO came. The object is not to break a mans neck in the ring, but If Tyson wanted to, he could Im sure. Still accidents do happen and deaths and paralyses are real factors in boxing.
Youd be surprised at how easy it can be to break your neck, even by accident regularly, never mind in a fight against another human being trained to punch with force.

And force aside, Mickey wont getting past that level of speed, defense and counters of Tyson's to deliver his one impressive shot, in all likelihood.

Oh yeah, "If Tyson WANTED to he could" crylaugh

Speculator, we deal in facts here, boyee.

You dispute that he stopped at KOs, when on the streets he could have finished him...? Cause that would be "full retard".

And facts say that your boy is chinny, underwieght, slower than Peak Tyson, and lacks the combinations, wallop and most importantly, defense. And guess what happened to everyone else fitting that bill.

Watch the Marvis Frazier fight, fight to see what Mickey is to expect from Tyson, and will be powerless to resist.. 🙂

And heres a version of "wheres waldo" you might be able to win:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You dispute that he stopped at KOs, when on the streets he could have finished him...? Cause that would be "full retard".

And facts say that your boy is chinny, underwieght, slower than Peak Tyson, and lacks the combinations, wallop and most importantly, defense. And guess what happened to everyone else fitting that bill.

Watch the Marvis Frazier fight, fight to see what Mickey is to expect from Tyson, and will be powerless to resist.. 🙂

Mickey would certainly have lost to Douglas that night too.

And also, whos talking about Late past prime Tyson...?

Its in their Prime. PRIIIIIIME. lol
Pay close attention, number 10.

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"prime (prm)
adj.
1. First in excellence, quality, or value. See Usage Note at perfect.
2. First in degree or rank; chief. See Synonyms at chief.
3. First or early in time, order, or sequence; original.
4. Of the highest U.S. government grade of meat.
5. Mathematics Of, relating to, or being a prime number.
n.
1. The earliest hours of the day; dawn.
2. The first season of the year; spring.
3. The age of ideal physical perfection and intellectual vigor.
4. The period or phase of ideal or peak condition. See Synonyms at bloom1.
5. The first position of thrust and parry in fencing.
6. A mark () appended above and to the right of a character, especially:
a. One used to distinguish different values of the same variable in a mathematical expression.
b. One used to represent a unit of measurement, such as feet or minutes in latitude and longitude.
7. also Prime Ecclesiastical
a. The second of the seven canonical hours. No longer in liturgical use.
b. The time appointed for this service, the first hour of the day or 6 a.m.
8. Mathematics A prime number.
9. A prime rate.
10. See primitive."

Read the OP:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Two scenarios:

Scenario one: Regulated boxing match, 10 rounds.

Scenario two: Bare knuckled boxing match, no set number of rounds, to the KO.

Also, state an opinion on an outcome using two versions of Tyson:

1: Younger Tyson, when Cus was still around.

2: Older, ear biting Tyson.

NOW....Before the masses vote Tyson in a curbstomp, please remember Mickey's screen feats.