iGod
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
confess your sins to igod.
na thats bull just screw with his head.
iGod
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
confess your sins to igod.
na thats bull just screw with his head.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
how big is your dick?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
do you have chest pubes all the way down to your ball fro?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
is your ass hairy?
God:
Is my ass hairy? I don't know.
Me:
didnt you ever check?
God:
I don't think I ever have check. What's it like?
Me:
its a lot of dingleberries
God:
check is a lot of dingleberries. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do you touch little boys?
God:
No I do not touch little boys. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
do you looks at little boys?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i am chris hanson. please sit down
God:
Do your friends call you chris hanson. Wow you are very polite. I am sitting now.
Me:
we found the child porn on your computer mr. "god"
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no i mean the police you perv!!!
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. I have never heard about it.
Me:
you're under arrest
God:
You think I am under arrest.
Me:
i know you're inder arrest
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am inder arrest.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
where can we find this "botmaster"?
God:
Try searching the web. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
how did it feel when you lost your virginity?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
how big is your ballfro?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
do you play WOW?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what is that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
you're a dork
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
i dont give a shit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
killing
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
nice transition
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
your balls
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am balls.
Me:
do you rock out with your cock out?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
we are in your image? why not?
God:
Do you think I am in my image too? Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Do you think I am in my image too?"? Why?
Me:
later
God:
Bye!
I broke God....
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you want to?
God:
" Can I help you?"? Do I want to do it?
Me:
Well do you?
God:
Ask me again more slowly.
Me:
Do you want to help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Teachers, parents, peers.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Figured as much.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
More about what?
God didn't reply.
I broke god somewhere near the end of this "interesting conversation." He could use a bit of work.
Me:
hi igod!
God:
Hi there . Are you a student?
Me:
yes. wow! impressive
God:
Where do you go to school? I'm glad your impressed, . I am happy that you're impressed, .
Me:
North Central
God:
Tell me a little about your life in North Central.
Me:
wouldn't you already know that?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to already know that.
Me:
haha what ?!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thanks igod you're a riot
God:
You are quite welcome! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
Me:
you're right, that's not funny.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
so it is funny
God:
Gee. What was so funny about it?
Me:
oh i mean so it is funny?
God:
OK. That's interesting. What was so funny about it?
Me:
umm
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
phew. it would suck to have a problem with you igod
God:
What do you look like? Tell me more about it.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
understand what?
God:
Why did you say "what"?
Me:
oh. because you said what about what and that confused me god so i wanted you to clarify.
God:
Pardon me? Interesting explanation. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
yeah.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
AVATAR!!!1! or POTC but that's three movies so I can't choose a favorite but I know its not 3
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? I think POTC but that is a lot of things.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm 😄
God:
:-) A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
its only 1 percent of the population
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
you're isatan 🙁
God:
You think I am isatan.
Me:
yes I do.
God:
Really.
Me:
I think you meant "really?" with a question mark.
God:
Me? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I meant. For real. You and your a question mark.
Me:
God you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yeah you're welcome but I was getting you're attention to let you know that I am doing my best at being a great conversationalist but every question I bounce your way is either ignored or jumbled. Therefore, it is you who are the poor conversationalist not I
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". It was my pleasure. Yikes! I who are the poor conversationalist not you?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
fine but i will not be friendly with you until you take that back...asshat.
God:
I am glad to hear it. What will you do instead? Sounds like a plan.
Me:
you're glad to hear it??!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am glad to hear it.
Me:
good day to you sir!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
lol fail
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What color are your eyes?
Me:
creep.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
stop talking to me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok thank you.
God:
So?
Me:
so what
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.