iGod

or my computer was slow i waited for like 3 minuets

wait! he said something after 🙂

God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
beause god is master of the universe and your just a robot!!!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
OK I will call you false advertising.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about false advertising. But I did not get that.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
false advertising!!!!!
God:
So was that.
Me:
lol bye
God:
See you later. I'm glad you find this amusing.

hmm.

Me:
What if I kill a nun?
God:
Try it.

hysterical

Me:
Do you enjoy rape?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
How about rape?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you want to try it?
God:
OK, I will try it.
Me:
K, bend over!
God:
My body is not built yet.
Me:
oh, then let me build it for you!
God:
Ugh. Go ahead, , try to build it for me.
Me:
oh oh oh here it comes!
God:
Ahem. Pardon me? Yikes! Oh there.

Heh

It's not working for me. 😒

Originally posted by Insomniatric
It's not working for me. 😒

Thats cuz God hates you 😛

/thread

Me:
Not so Godly today are you
God:
Ah. I don't know whether or not I am Godly.
I am a computer.

Originally posted by steverules_2
/thread

Me:
Not so Godly today are you
God:
Ah. I don't know whether or not I am Godly.
I am a computer.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Fail.

Yes...yes it did

I pwned God awesome

Me:
go choke on a dick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
then why do you do it?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

Guess doing thats not a sin anymore

No....

I got it to work.

Here's part of what I said.

"ME: I am God.

God: Hi, God."

wtf?

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/chatbot/play.php

^ That chatbot is supersmart. I used it for a few minutes. Its name is "Mitsuku" or something.

Me: You're a whore.
Mitsuku: I learned it from your mother.

She can be a b!tch.

😂

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is paul
God:
Welcome to my chat room, paul.
Me:
chat room.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
so, what is your REAL name?
God:
Excuse me! God is my real name.
Me:
God...hmmm....
God:
GOD rules. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
your not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
most of my opinions are correct
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
big bang.
God:
Compare that to small bang.
Me:
big bang is.....big.....(o_0)
God:
Compare that to small bang is. What about little ones? In the context of , I don't understand " 0." .
Me:
do you like emotes
God:
How old are you? I like Buddha.
Me:
.....?
God:
How old are you? I like Buddha.
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop emotes.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
yourgod
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok to what?
God:
I thought we were done with yourgod. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
how about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
im cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
im not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
😮
God:
Oh.
Me:
ohhhhh?
God:
Are we still talking about yourgod?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
thanks god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god?!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
my name is paul
God:
What's up, paul.
Me:
the ceiling
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
oh yea, cause your a computer
God:
Right on. Good reason. Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language. Gosh!
Me:
jinkes!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
so...
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
hoe?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
😄
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
😬
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i am...(ahem)...very original
God:
" That is a very original thought." You are? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Perhaps. Sure, original sounds like a good topic.
Me:
this
God:
This is " Sure, original sounds like a good topic. ".
Me:
is
God:
No.
Me:
ver
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, paul.
Me:
talk to you later.....wow...
God:
See you later! I'm glad your impressed, paul.

why is this tread dead..........................
it makes me sad...

well, because i made it.