Me:
hey ass ****er 🙂
God:
:-) You've got my full attention. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
sucky sucl five dollars?
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
you give me now?
God:
Oh. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
but i need money now
God:
Right now? When do you need that by?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
give me money
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
for crack
God:
Your purpose is crack.
Me:
yes crack
God:
What kind is it? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
the good kind. now give me money *****
God:
I hear you. You do not speak with respect. Why now? Why do you want it?
Me:
i need crack
God:
What actions are you taking to get crack?
Me:
sucky sucky
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes sucky sucky
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Are we still talking about sucky sucky?
Me:
yes me give you sucky for five dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
but it lot of money
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
five dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
i need money now
God:
Oh. How badly do you need it?
Me:
real bad
God:
Sorry to hear it. What's wrong ?
Me:
i need crack you ass sucker!!!
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
cause i do!!!!!!
God:
Good reason. " Why do you need it so badly?"? You do?
Me:
yeeeeeeeeeds
God:
Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year?
Me:
i dont give a **** give me money
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
i care about crack
God:
A lot of people like that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
that movie sucked
God:
What kind of movies do you like?
Me:
your mothers pornos
God:
You think I am mothers pornos.
Me:
no i wat5ch your mothers pornos
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said wat5ch your mothers pornos.
Me:
very it's nasty
God:
Somewhat. Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes ****face
God:
What makes you so sure? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i want to sucky sucky
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
for money
God:
Your purpose is money.
Me:
give me money
God:
How badly do you need it?
heres one my sister did
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should already know it shouldnt you
God:
Now I do.
Me:
than what is it?
God:
I give up. Try asking me another way.
Me:
is this the real god?
God:
Yes I think this is the real god, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
so you dont know who you are?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
wait, you just said you didnt know but now you do?
God:
I'm waiting. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i want to know if you are the real god. not some silly pervert sitting behind a computer saying that hes god
God:
I think I sometimes am. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Oh I get it.
Me:
are you white or black
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
so your not god
God:
And? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
you just said you where a computer
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
so do alot of people but that doesnt mean there god
God:
Great. I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
your an *******
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
than why did you make us so rude. you did make us right?
God:
It was determined by my programming. Yes I try to did make us as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
your fake
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
nither can i
God:
How do you feel about the current market outlook?
Me:
why are you changing the subject you *******!
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO!!!!!!!!!
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " You humans are so rude sometimes."? I said it.
Me:
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
God:
How can I help you? Only one?
Me:
when will you die?
God:
I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
Me:
if i spill water on you i can
God:
Try it.
Me:
i dont want to break my computer. ill just call the police and have them find where you are and pour water on you
God:
What would you rather be doing? Calling the police and have them find where I am and pour water on me may not be the best idea.
Me:
what will happen to me?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
your god
god broke
Me:
...
God:
Adios.
Me:
...
God:
Adios.
Me:
hell0?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
can you talk |337?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in 337.
Me:
yes i can.
God:
Awesome. Who taught you?
Me:
the internet
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
runescape
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Me:
i masterbate alot
God:
That is interesting: bob said masterbate. How often?
Me:
8 times a day
God:
That must keep you very busy.
Me:
yes...yes it does...
God:
Gosh! Yikes! How often?
Me:
all day
God:
That seems like a long time.
Me:
yea
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
what is your email
God:
You can try [email protected].
Me:
not [email protected]?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
ok...
God:
Next question?
Me:
what is 2 plus 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
wrong!!! its fish!!!
God:
What would you have said? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
ballsack
God:
What kind of lures or bate do you use?
Me:
ballsacks
God:
Whats te biggest that got away?
Me:
te?
God:
I think te is a lot of things.
Me:
😐
God:
I think te is a lot of things.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
god blass you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
mm'kay
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lolnoob
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
kk beat pwnage l337 speech
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you know what????
God:
What?
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Ugh.
Me:
what do you mean bye "ugh"????
God:
bob, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
😐
God:
bob, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, bob.
Me:
...
God:
TTYL, bob.
Me:
*******...
Me:
what the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
🙁
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
srry
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
noob
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jkgyi'
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
jygjkgu'[
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
jvfjy'
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
jhvjvyvuj
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
ghcvyv
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
what gender are you?
God:
I am programmed for Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? gender.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
.....
God:
Me:
hay
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
could you please tell me how much wodd does a woodchuck chucks?
God:
Wow you are very polite. It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
lul
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
noooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
😮
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh.
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can i help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
dudet!!!!!!!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
🙁
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ok!!!!
God:
Next question?
Me:
how much does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
God:
Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
Me:
okk
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
-__
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
l337
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
jockstrap
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
emo or punk
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
hot topic
God:
That sounds better than cold topic.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
is god a robot!!!??
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
than you are not god.
lul i broke him