It's the amazing low low low Ush thread!

Oh, and thanks, Tex...

strange

2000 years for the first 11 years- very depressing!

I'll just correct that... 2000 WORDS for the first 11 years.

Yep, that's pretty depressing all right. I think I could come up with more than that about last Tuesday.

well It does sound pretty light maybe you have just forgotten a lot? 🙂

Simply, none of that point is really worth commenting about. Not unless I was a celebrity and had a mad-fact hungry public.

Oh, but you do... 😉

u could add some of your thoughts to your memories. or just make up a load of believable crap. or both. most people reading ur book probably won't know u that well, anywho. im sorry ur depressed. u seriously need to get out and DO something active, instead of sitting in ur misery!!!

ok sorry, that didnt come out the way i wanted it to. im just trying to help. u have to get up and be happy, or u'll never get over ur illness. enjoy every day for what it gives you, not what u necessarily want it to give you. (example: u cant get mad because u dont receive a million dollars from some old aunt u never met. but u can be happy because the weather is nice and u found $10 on the street. )

hope u feel better soon!!!

btw, have a

HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Err... I think th job is MEANT to be progression...

And the bio isn't for publication, you know. it is just a project! So I have no need to embellish it!

Hug was nice, though...

Your mad-fact hungry public wants to know 😆

I'm better now....it's ok Ush...;I'm back to happy:-)

prozac do the trick

You could always sell your body to get some money Ush?

Might get sixpence.

And Tex! Your original pic went! Bah, no happiness for me!#

Well, nice to hear that, Julie.

Whats that old joke.........

Bloke sends his wife out onto the street to make some money cause they're pretty poor.

She comes back and he asks, "how much did you make then?", to which she replies, "£28.10".

"28.10!.......who gave you 10p?", he questions.

"They all did", she replies.

Ba-dum boom!

If you are willing to do charity work to stop me having to get a job, Mech, you could always go out onto the street for me...

And the ladies would be queuing round the block! 😄

Frankly, Mech, I cannot see the downside to this plan.

I get my jollies and you get the cash, it a plan without flaws. 😄