War and Link vs Kratos, Bayonetta and Dante

Started by Burning thought60 pages

So by the sounds of it, the sword is certainly relevant. ignoring the sword would make the amount of resistance on Dante flawed and false.

Yeah flawed like measuring things in game 😛

Well everything in our calculations are flawed to a degree. Theres no human being on Earth that we can compare to that has the strength in their arms to lift thousands of tonnes therefore we dont actually know the ramifications. Calculating things mass per mass is all well and good but the environment, angle, arc and probably a hundred other factors would slip us up.

For example me and paste need to find another way of finding out how to measure how much PIS is on the edge of a blade. Because when using kains statistics with the number paste gave me, the edge of the reaver could impact with 1.8 megatons of force lol.....

All you need to know for blades is that it takes 7.9lbs to stab a human, times that by the difference between the targets durability and a humans and thats how much force is needed.

over 3 949 tonnes of PSI to damage Dante with a sword according to your calculation.

actually this may be wrong, he can only take about 500 tonnes of PSI from a blunt force

Not sure how you would gauge "durability"

All you need to know for blades is that it takes 7.9lbs to stab a human, times that by the difference between the targets durability and a humans and thats how much force is needed.
I'd endorse this for simplicity's sake. It'd make a good conversion tool.

Also, what level of damage? Simple cut? Or limb severage?

I assume it just takes 7.9 pounds to pierce the skin of a human being?

Surely you would also need how much PIS it takes generally even over blunt force to pierce a human?

Oh and btw 7.9 is a sharp blade but these fictional uber swords may need less.

Thats to get the blade to cause a fatality. More force obviously needed to cut an arm off but its defiantly at fatality levels.

So if Dantes blunt PSI survival is exceeding 500 tonnes, it would take how much PSI to take him down? 63 tonnes?

500 shock tons needs 90 sword tons.

But all this psi is useless due to swords, god ive taken in more maths then a druggie takes in crack.

Well yes, PSI does mess it up. Can you show me your full calculations please? to get 90?

*gets back on this math high* -coughsigh-

Was ment to write 80 not 90tons
1000000lbs of shock force compared to 50 lbs of shock force a human can take, 20000 x 7.9 = 79tons.

When did the world get so involved in maths -,-

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You have to convert from foot pounds to inches firs,t yes. That's a seperate step.

War and Link vs Kratos, Bayonetta and Dante: A giant mathematical discussion.

Success! 😱

LOL @ this thread

Team 1 gets absolutely slaughtered. War and Link aren't fast enough to even tag Dante and Bayonetta.

War can turn into a beast of destruction? Dante has a collection of forms he can become and two of them make War look weak in comparison.

Link has magic but so does Bayonetta and can summon demons that can allow her to solo the entire team.

Link has a mirror shield? Cute but it's too bad he doesn't have the reflexes to block bullets.

Link has arrows? Won't be of much use especially when even Kratos can dodge arrows and he's not even a bullet-timer like his two allies.

Link has super strength? So does everyone else and their strength dwarfs his. Giant's Mask won't even be much use when Bayonetta Queen Sheba's his ass and Link dies of suffocation halfway before he reaches the next planet.

Link has the "Trueforce"? You mean the same shiny triangle that Ganondorf used before he got lock up in his own created world by a couple of knights and a group of old men? Hell, when Link held the Triforce and made his wish, Ganon still returned. Not very useful for a fight.

Link has invincibility? Won't be useful if he's sealed by Dante or floating somewhere in space where he will die in three days.

Link is invisible? Bayonetta can see the invisible.

Link can stop time? So can Dante and Bayonetta.

Link can clone himself? Bayonetta stops time and pops caps in their asses. When time returns, they all drop dead.

EDIT: I forgot the Blade of Olympus. This is almost spite now

Y'don' pay much attenchun, do y'boy?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Y'don' pay much attenchun, do y'boy?

Kain beats everyone in durability, and according to Screampastes (imo flawed) equation for getting the pressure on the edge of a blade, he could reach 1.8 megatonnes of force if the length of his blade struck a foot across the opponent. Kains haz nuclear energies

Maths is lulz......

I think he meant to divide inches by 1/144th than feet, not that that makes any sense because you wouldnt get less pressure in a small area than you would a larger one where the PIS spreads....but it looks better. Using inches instead of feet Kain achieves 12k tonnes of PSI on the edge of his blade instead of nearly twice the force of a nuclear explosion.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
LOL @ this thread

Team 1 gets absolutely slaughtered. War and Link aren't fast enough to even tag Dante and Bayonetta.

War can turn into a beast of destruction? Dante has a collection of forms he can become and two of them make War look weak in comparison.

Link has magic but so does Bayonetta and can summon demons that can allow her to solo the entire team.

Link has a mirror shield? Cute but it's too bad he doesn't have the reflexes to block bullets.

Link has arrows? Won't be of much use especially when even Kratos can dodge arrows and he's not even a bullet-timer like his two allies.

Link has super strength? So does everyone else and their strength dwarfs his. Giant's Mask won't even be much use when Bayonetta Queen Sheba's his ass and Link dies of suffocation halfway before he reaches the next planet.

Link has the "Trueforce"? You mean the same shiny triangle that Ganondorf used before he got lock up in his own created world by a couple of knights and a group of old men? Hell, when Link held the Triforce and made his wish, Ganon still returned. Not very useful for a fight.

Link has invincibility? Won't be useful if he's sealed by Dante or floating somewhere in space where he will die in three days.

Link is invisible? Bayonetta can see the invisible.

Link can stop time? So can Dante and Bayonetta.

Link can clone himself? Bayonetta stops time and pops caps in their asses. When time returns, they all drop dead.

[b]EDIT: I forgot the Blade of Olympus. This is almost spite now [/B]

All of this has been addressed somewhere before. And ****ing hell dude, you can keep spouting that ALttP Trueforce nonsense but that won't make it true.

Your saying Trueforce ganon was not locked up? because Zeldapedia even says the same as Sin.....apprently their both wrong? sounds unlikely....