War and Link vs Kratos, Bayonetta and Dante

Started by Burning thought60 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sin's been singing the same tune since hte Link v.s. Sephiroth thread forever ago, it's just what I expect to hear from him, and Odin is relying on titles as though they're feats.

Also, I love how anyone who supports Link is a member of the "lolIloveLinkclub" and anyone who doesn't has their arguemtns, often with less evidence, accepted by you so much more easily.

Not really, Bloodrain is not part of the "lollovelink" club yet he has supported Link....hes more level headed than the narrow minded "lollovelink" group 😉

I love how anyone who has played the game but do not agree with your view have apprently either "missed" something in the game, are "mistaken" or have somehow not seen the things youve seen.....

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Hmm. I believe you have a memory problem.

All those bowls of fat, but I'm the one who knows what I'm talking about.

Not quite.....

Then you know its rubbish?

No, but I like it when I can slap something back in your face.

So you've made an exception for BloodRain for the time being 😛

Annnd I point out and correct false information ,I never label them into a group of "lolpeoplez". Nice ad hominem though.

It is pointless to list more feats after the ones already listed place this well in the favor of team two.

Like I said exactly what is Link bringing to the fight? Even if he is superstrong, he's not superfast and he's not invulnerable (he depends almost entirely on armor to protect him). As for the half damage charm/blessing, I'm gonna have to say that half a decapitation is still pretty deadly.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So you've made an exception for BloodRain for the time being 😛

Annnd I point out and correct false information ,I never label them into a group of "lolpeoplez". Nice ad hominem though.

if he starts yelling "zomg Link can go supersonic and toss 1000 tonnes with ease!" then he may join the list but ive seen no reason for him to do so, as I said he is more level headed and can discuss/argue something with evidence.

You mean your view of what is false information? I mean I dont want to assume but I have seen no evidence of you actually being behind the development team in LoZ.....

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
No, but I like it when I can slap something back in your face.

Youve never done it so how would you know sillies?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Here comes Link with time frozen, incredible strength, invisiblity, invulnerability, arrows that reach a minimum of mach 22, and have the power to freeze volcanoes, a sword which can over-power the triforce, and spells that can turn team 2 into blobs. GJ.

Team 2 have got, lie, limited use, no limit fallacy, a fan fiction, probably hyperbole, according to Scenario he will need to hold a different sword (phantom) for time powers and the Mastersword is prob the weakest weapon here, hes better off with the arrows.

BT, you have spent most of your time on here arguing against Link being god's son and successor, but what are your thoughts on the outcome of the fight? I'm actually quite curious.

I lol'd hard.
-Link has both swords
-No, lie, Link is strong. Claiming this to be false in the face of numerous feats? You lie, not I.
-Not limmited in this fight, he has chateau Romani.
-Not a no limit fallacy, it defends against Ganondorf who's stronger than anyone on team 2. (don't bother with the Bayonetta punch, which occured in a vaccuum, robbing the feat of impressiveness.)
-Fact
-The phantom sword is in his gear and he's had more than one sword many times. 😐
-I lol'd hard at the claim the master sword is the weakest weapon here.

Actually, I just did. And I've done it before.

Just go have some tea and brush your teeth. We can get along just fine without you, BT.

Originally posted by Odin Wraith
BT, you have spent most of your time on here arguing against Link being god's son and successor, but what are your thoughts on the outcome of the fight? I'm actually quite curious.

Link has very little chance, Link is extremely slow compared to Bayonetta and Dante, even his "supposed" feats do not put him in their league. They can move, fight and dodge at incredible speeds and could probably gun him down quite easily or slice him into piecies.

Link himself has to actually use items for wins, otherwise he is pretty much an elf (I dont care if hes a Hyrulien or w/e, their more or less elves) with a ton of help. He relies on hundreds of items throughout his games to get him through and his own mind is aided by Midna, Deku tree and other plot element characters. Hows he going to survive if he needs to open and drink bottles of liquids, eat a certain food or put on a certain item while Team 2 have almost all their more super innate powers? he cant...

KMC rarely takes into account mindsets which you have been bringing up like Link being nothing but an adventuer/exploror while his enemies are hardened veterans of battles against demons, monsters and the like. But if we did, Link would be the lowest entitity here for experianc, he is not as far as I know immortal and not all the feats during the LoZ series can be attributed to one link because they are all different people. War, Dante, Bayonetta are cenuries old and have been fighting consistently powerful enemies. As you pointed out Links typical opponents are skeletons and wild animals (sin also pointed this out) with the only threat being Ganon, Majora or w/e for each respective Link.

So in short, Link does die, I dont think hes worthless since some of his powers could be useful such as time control, spells, ice arrows but other than that he is nothing compared to the rest of this fight.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I lol'd hard.
-Link has both swords
-No, lie, Link is strong. Claiming this to be false in the face of numerous feats? You lie, not I.
-Not limmited in this fight, he has chateau Romani.
-Not a no limit fallacy, it defends against Ganondorf who's stronger than anyone on team 2. (don't bother with the Bayonetta punch, which occured in a vaccuum, robbing the feat of impressiveness.)
-Fact
-The phantom sword is in his gear and he's had more than one sword many times. 😐
-I lol'd hard at the claim the master sword is the weakest weapon here.

-Oh so he does have to have the phantom sword out? therefore hes going to somehow pull out the MS after slowing time against vastly superior speed enemies? I lol'd harder than you did 😉

-you lie, sorry but his feats are flawed and based on a lack of logic.

-its limited because Bayonetta cna see the invisible...Angels and demons are inately invisible in her universe. Combined with the fact this probably does not cover up the sounds he makes. Or his whimpers of fear and the stink of pee as he wets himself over Dante and Bayonetta speeding at him.

-Nah not true tbh...sorry, not in canon either. Apprently according to Scenario it has no cutscene feat....

-yeh I thought so, hes going to have to pull out one sword, then another etc....so hes not only a slow weakling compared to Team 2 but his powers are redundant and awkward to use...great...

-You would, I lol'd at Link having 1000 ton stregnth and going supersonic, we all have our funny spots.

The mindset bullshit is nonsense. Just repeating it since nobody reads anything in this thread.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Just go have some tea and brush your teeth. We can get along just fine without you, BT.

Its sad that despite all of your flawed arguments BT still manages to get under your skin. There is no need to turn this in to a racial battle just because. . .gasp. . .people don't think Link is almighty

Nice use of game mechanics and flawed logic, there, BT.

Go ahead and read the Ganondorf v.s. Mundus thread, or any of the ten thousand Ganondorf v.s. Kratos threads. A>B>C logic is bad, but to claims Link's the least experienced and fights the weakest enemies is fallacious. Also, last I checked Elves aren't born with the inherent strength and durability of TP Link.

As for mindset, Link's probably the smartest one here, with all that puzzle solving. He's also going to go for the quickest most efficient win, and has the power and items to do so.

You know whats funny is they keep telling me to play a Zelda game and yet people like you, Scenario and Sin who have played it are still not apprently "enlightened" enough.....I am sorry but I dont belive in 1000 ton supersonic Link, I dont worship him as my idle....

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nice use of game mechanics and flawed logic, there, BT.

Go ahead and read the Ganondorf v.s. Mundus thread, or any of the ten thousand Ganondorf v.s. Kratos threads. A>B>C logic is bad, but to claims Link's the least experienced and fights the weakest enemies is fallacious. Also, last I checked Elves aren't born with the inherent strength and durability of TP Link.

As for mindset, Link's probably the smartest one here, with all that puzzle solving. He's also going to go for the quickest most efficient win, and has the power and items to do so.

never use game mechanics and your not one to claim anyones logic as flawed.

No thanks, I think ill wait until proof is provided in the relevant thread. Last time I checked neither is Link....

yes right, I think its best we just let the "lollovelink" group think what they want, their not going to actually attempt to argue their points anymore.

I don't need no Brit sympathizer telling me what to do. Take a walk.

Scream, don't get pulled into this mindset nonsense. BT spent the hundred pages of Seph vs Link still arguing that Seph wins. Nobody ever even thought of that mindset nonsense. If they had and it mattered so much then Sephiroth wouldn't have taken that fight seriously, meaning he'd let Link kill him.

Lol. I come up with a point that disproves yours, and it's back to "they've played zelda games and disagree!" Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but when they make claims that are just flat out wrong, like Odin's been doin' since he got here, I get to correct them. 🙂

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol. I come up with a point that disproves yours, and it's back to "they've played zelda games and disagree!" Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but when they make claims that are just flat out wrong, like Odin's been doin' since he got here, I get to correct them. 🙂

Sort of like how yo make claims on Links strength that are flat out wrong and we have to correct you, amrite?

But sorry, Links "iron boots" have to be made of something stronger to support your strength/durability arguments. Link HAS to apprently have innate strength in his legs, back etc to support your strength arguments on the pillar....LINK HAS TO!!! dodge Majoras whips so that he can be above human speeds....

Were making a hellava lot of "has to" arguments are we not Screampaste? 🙄

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
As for mindset, Link's probably the smartest one here, with all that puzzle solving. He's also going to go for the quickest most efficient win, and has the power and items to do so.

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've read on this forum. Just because he's good at Jenga or tick-tac-toe doesn't mean he's going to outsmart a genius in tactical combat who is far superior to him in nearly every regard such as Dante. Even Kratos (who is also an amateur puzzle solver) is a combat genius constantly thinking up creative and highly effective ways to deal with an outrageous array of enemies that would make Link curl into the fetal position.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The mindset bullshit is nonsense. Just repeating it since nobody reads anything in this thread.

Look Screampaste! Moo has thought of an easier way of simply spamming your nonsense and flawed logic without having to re-type your same old failguments!

Didn't I tell you to brush your teeth?