War and Link vs Kratos, Bayonetta and Dante

That means little coming from this forums Queen of Nonsense.

I've read the entire thread and I'm still convinced that Link would die.

LOLWUT? They gave us a Composite Link?

Shit, how is this even being argued? Composite Link is incredibly broken.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
That means little coming from this forums Queen of Nonsense.

How creative, attempting to offend my be insinuating I have two X chromosomes. Both mature AND original, sir! I am amazed. Gee, how did you EVER come up with that on your own?

And considering that you make claims on a regular basis that make mine dry and boring, you have no room to speak on nonsense. Sooo, thanks, and bai.

I've read the entire thread and I'm still convinced that Link would die.

/discussion.

Sorry sweetie, but I haven't made up a single thing, all I do is pass on information straight from the creators mouths. You're the one who pulls numbers from your anus in an attempt to make your fanfiction Link seem more plausible. 🙁

Did you not read the entire thread, as you have accused others of doing, Moocow.

Lol. It's a good thing no one on this forum except for you and Kill3r actually buys into your crap, FC.

I don'r really see how anyone on the opposing tem could even touch Link. There's four of him, for one, and they're all intangible, invisible, and wielding really powerful magic. How could the others dodge his area of effect attacks?

Really. Battle starts:

1. Link brings up Magic Armor at the speed of thought.
2. While invincible, he uses the Magic Cape to become invisible and intangible. Dispels Magic Armor.
3. Drinks Chateau Romani for infinite magic.
4. Goes Nova with spells. Thunder to strike everyone with instant lightning. Ether to freeze everything. Bombos to set everything on fire. Spell or Quake to turn things into goo.

There is nothing anyone can do about this.

I like this Scenario fellow. I also smell a FP'er. Am I correct? o:

I wrote a good portion of this thread myself. I know what goes on here.

Composite Link is broken. The items of ALttP, OoT, MM, WW, ST, PH, FS, The two Oracle games, Zelda 2, LoZ, TP, and MC mean Link wins. He doesn't even need War.

Pssht, War. What is he good for? Absolutely nothing.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I like this Scenario fellow. I also smell a FP'er. Am I correct? o:

Thank you. And you are correct. FP'er at heart. 😄

Of course you like him Scream. You like all new members who show up just when everyone's turning on your fanboyish tendencies. That seems to happen a lot...

I guess then that, quick as a thought, Dante enters DT, and the Dante I allowed would have infinate DT as found in DMC1, and this fight doesn't end until Link runs out of magic.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
Of course you like him Scream. You like all new members who show up just when everyone's turning on your fanboyish tendencies. That seems to happen a lot...

What are you implying? It wasn't him that brought this site to my attention.

I guess then that, quick as a thought, Dante enters DT, and the Dante I allowed would have infinate DT as found in DMC1, and this fight doesn't end until Link runs out of magic.

Three days minimum, unknown maximum. And I forget, is Dante invincible in Devil Trigger or have enhanced regen? I don't know if it would help if he's turned into goo, though.

I don't know if being intangible would help against a sword that can cut through anything, even space and alternate demensions.

By the way, Spell is an area effect spell right?(sorry, don't know the spell) If not, one use of the spell would turn every enemy in the stage into goo. That would seem boring. Couldn't Dante stay outside of said area.

But Link takes the Chateu Romani, he DOESN'T run out of magic.

Then fight never ends. Area effect spell can be avoided. Dante has the speed to do it.

By the way how does Link bring up the mirror armor at speed of thought? Is it just armor, or another spell.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
But Link takes the Chateu Romani, he DOESN'T run out of magic.

While yes, he never does run out of magic, it's difficult to say how long it would be for the effect to wear off. We know for a fact that it lasts three days, and the equivalent of six days if time is slowed down. But beyond that, I can't say. It would be cool if Link didn't have to go back in time and reset everything.

But as it is, Chateau Romani has never shown a limit.

The problem, Darkest Sonata, is that Link can react to Dante, and slow time on top of that, screwing Dante royally. Not to mention being much stronger physicly, having a bunch of AoE spells, and the ability to go invisible. How is Dante avoiding what he can't see?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Hey, dumbass, check your definition. You're the one who doesn't know what it means.

http://www.dictionary.com

Have fun.

You claim to have seen videos of this, but I don't think you have. Any normal human could interpret what they see in those videos through the use of their eyes, but their eyes would never see this "magic happy rainbow" that you seem to be overly fond of saving Link. It extends out past where Link is shown to be, far into the forest. Perhaps if you had played the game you might understand the geography of the game a little bit better. Link is shown to be superhuman, and I believe yesterday you were accepting it as a legitimate feat but claiming it was mathed wrong. So which is it? Is it toonforce or a real feat mathed wrong? Pick one "argument" and defend it, dumbass, it can't be both.

I like how yo-- actually, I don't like anything about you. But thanks for liking something about me. 👆

You really don't read posts at all, do you?

I read it, it has no relevence to your statement.

It can be both, I am just being a really nice guy and taking the "math" seriously just to give Link some feat, technically the whole thing is toonforce, he has no strength or durability by the games logic other than in his arms. And go and find me the storyline statement or developer statement that link is natrually superhuman, dont come back until you do, ok thx bai!

I do, sometimes however I wish I did not read the lollovelink club posts, their repetitive, boring and full of the same stuff I have rebuked.

Originally posted by DarkestSonata
Why does it matter anymore anyway.

It doesnt, were just beating a dead horse for the pure lulz

Originally posted by The Scenario
I don'r really see how anyone on the opposing tem could even touch Link. There's four of him, for one, and they're all intangible, invisible, and wielding really powerful magic. How could the others dodge his area of effect attacks?

Really. Battle starts:

1. Link brings up Magic Armor at the speed of thought.
2. While invincible, he uses the Magic Cape to become invisible and intangible. Dispels Magic Armor.
3. Drinks Chateau Romani for infinite magic.
4. Goes Nova with spells. Thunder to strike everyone with instant lightning. Ether to freeze everything. Bombos to set everything on fire. Spell or Quake to turn things into goo.

There is nothing anyone can do about this.

Your more level headed than the lollovelink club so I will argue this with you on a serious note.

Well first their vastly faster, all of what you say in your post is based on a large variety of artifacts along with their gameplay mechanics, for instance the four swords I assume are the weapons he uses to multiply himself by 4?

Also does it state that Links items are also duplicated, like all his bottles of magic? how do we know their not simply weak illusions? I dont really understand the mechanics behind the four swords?

1. While Dante and Bayonetta activate time stop
2. Useless as all of Bayonettas enemies are invisible and instangible. Dante has fought spirits himself with a variety of spells.
3. Not really useful if it gets shot in his hand as he reaches for it, considering he is slowed in time.
4. This does not happen because chances are, before he even activates the magic cape Dante and Bayonetta slice him to piecies.
5. Assuming it does happen, they fight similiar powers and more consistently in their own games, it will likely be too slow to stop them anyway and they both have their own kind of teleport.