God Kratos invades Hyrule

Bat nipples are about as manly as scented lotion and gay sex.

That's it! REPORTED!

I just reported you, what now *****?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Edit: Cyner directs Hylian resources, which is me. So he basicly tells me to do things. 😛

It's not well known but I contribute a lot to threads by funneling ideas through Screampaste, if he sees my logic and agrees it gets posted. I'm pretty lazy and/or busy sometimes so I don't post as often as I would like to.

Also I'm not sure which Batman actor I liked the most, but I know that I didn't like clooney.

Additionally Super Man > Goku

Hey Cyner, wanna get reported too? If not, get back on topic and if you can't do that, shut up and get out.

Edit: Samus' new powersuit design for Other M looks great, a much more sleek and feminine look. I really like it.

@NemeSis

Well you're not gonna like what I have to say and really it's just a repeat of what the rest of the members of the lollovelinkclub have said.

Basically the people of Hyrule lure Kratos and his army into the Lost woods once there, they turn into Stalfos and fall into Ganon's control. Hyrule wins, the end.

Originally posted by Cyner
@NemeSis

Well you're not gonna like what I have to say and really it's just a repeat of what the rest of the members of the lollovelinkclub have said.

Basically the people of Hyrule lure Kratos and his army into the Lost woods once there, they turn into Stalfos and fall into Ganon's control. Hyrule wins, the end.

Finally! Someone in here is showing more intelligence than ScreamPaste and Fascistcrusader! At least you're now talking what's on topic.

Now back to arguing, Kratos wouldn't be easily fooled and the Lost Woods aren't in this fight. They're pretty much fighting eachother around the castle and the small town near it.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
Has everyone seen the new trailer for Iron Man 2? It looks incredibly badass.

YouTube video

I'm boycotting the Iron Man movie franchise because of how they screwed over Terrence Howard. He was the perfect Rhodes, and Cheadle just doesn't have the force of personality to make it work, imho.

Don Cheadle is a good actor, and Howard didn't get screwed, he was just asking for waaay to much money. Terrence was the douche in that situation, not Marvel.

I never said he's not a good actor, I just don't think he's the right fit for War Machine.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
, in fact every game you try to in your sword bounces off it.

Is this true? the developers made an animation for links sword bouncing off stone?

.....

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Oh? And what resources do you possess? Cuz I need a new sig, RIGHT NOW!
Jk.

Kratos would step on the Lost Woods.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
Has everyone seen the new trailer for Iron Man 2? It looks incredibly badass.

YouTube video

Hellz yeah 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

Just so that the OP won't cry:

1. Kratos stomps Link, literally. He has the superior range, size, and durability, and Link plus the surrounding area are done for if Poseidon's Rage is used as it will cover a huge distance.

2. Kratos still wins since he's invincible in Rage mode and can use magic as much as wants for the time being.

3. There's not much known about the Knights of Hyrule other than defeating Ganon and getting beat by Link when they were under mind control. And I have little knowledge in Spartan combat.

Don Cheadle is a good actor, and Howard didn't get screwed, he was just asking for waaay to much money. Terrence was the douche in that situation, not Marvel.

Guys, stay on topic in here.

Aww, right when I was about to throw in my two cents that the last Superman movie wasn't as good as it's predecessors.

So, everyone still agree that Kratos is evil?

Yep. 131

He should stop that. That is rather large disadvantage.