God Kratos invades Hyrule

Truly. I just had a superior idea to firing a Goron from the sky cannon. 😐

Link could fire *himself* from the cannon, sword first. haermm

A truly glorious idea. We should get some more Biggoron in this thread too. No particular reason. He's just win.

Well, if Kratos is actually invading Hyrule, and not just "castle town" The Gorons spite the Spartans really, really badly.

Also, Knights > Spartans anyway. Plate armour > hoplites.

Edit: I wonder if Biggoron could kick Kratos' ass by virtue of Goron strength scaled to his size? mmm

You guys are lulz...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Well, if Kratos is actually invading Hyrule, and not just "castle town" The Gorons spite the Spartans really, really badly.

Also, Knights > Spartans anyway. Plate armour > hoplites.

Edit: I wonder if Biggoron could kick Kratos' ass by virtue of Goron strength scaled to his size? mmm

I hate that show "Deadliest Warrior" cause they made Knight lose to Samurai, and pirate. No, just no.

Actually I think it was Knight vs Pirate. And Viking vs Samurai. But yes, the verdicts were nonsense.

Viking and Knight both still shoulda won.
gay_rage

That show is basically this forum, but for history fanboys. Knight losing to Pirate is like Pyron losing to Olimar. F that show.

Derailed thread is derailed.

Originally posted by Cyner
That show is basically this forum, but for history fanboys. Knight losing to Pirate is like Pyron losing to Olimar. F that show.

The epic fanboyism for the pirate was apparent.
Grenado v.s. flail:
-The knight hade the grenado in his time, too.
-The grenado did nothing to the *iron* breast plate, let alone a steel one.
-Flail liquified a skull.
-The grenado won?
Blunder buss mis-fired, Halberd bisected a torso, nuff said.
Sword v.s. sword was a draw, knight has armour... Wtf?

So on and so forth...

Wow, their line of reasoning sucks a nut.

The katana did even less to chainmail than the flintlock pistol did to an iron breastplate haermm

Read: not much.

It literally "nicked a ring" and the guy swung like three times.

Which, isn't surprising tbh... Chainmail can protect you from a shark bite.

Sidenote: chainmail from the medieval era was actually supperior due to the mix of rings they used, rather than the static single style ring chain we use today.

I saw the one where Chuck Liddell punched a side of beef in half with a cestus.

That one atleast ended properly. The Apache definitely kicked that guy's ass. Did you see the knife thrower?

So many variables....

Kratos and the Spartan army.

Sky. Cannon.

Mind telling me how that will take down the whole army? And that may only help in round two but not one.

Second battle, im thinking Spartans again.

The Sky Cannon is just for Kratos.

Also, knights > spartans. 😐

Yeah, among all the weapons, the sky cannon would make for a nice .45 for him. Link would be his first bullet.

And Kratos, God or otherwise >>> Knights. Especially the ones in LoZ that range from featless, to cowards.