God Kratos invades Hyrule

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Link got fired out of the sky cannon in the sky at the ground, didn't bother him.

Also, Link gets to shoot first, right for Kratos' face, sword first. 131

First_Tsurugi06 Video Game Engine of War

Link lands in water every time except for in the desert, covered by sand.

Link'd be shot to hell bby a thunderbolt before Fyer could finish revving up the cannon.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Fyer doesn't need to, it's already been repaired.

Landing in water doesn't really matter at the speed the sky cannons shoot people. At terminal velocity or greater, water is just as bad as concrete or worse.

Sin_Volvagia Senior Member
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Link got fired out of the sky cannon in the sky at the ground, didn't bother him.

Toonforce

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

*waits for Scenario*

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Wait, now you're claiming TP Link uses toonforce? >=|

Bad, bad, bad, BAD VOLVAGIA D:< *Megaton hammer*

BloodRain Knight of Retribution

Kratos has high durability, so when something or Link hits him it wont kill him. Not in a single hit.

The Scenario Greater Sci-Fi combatant

You want me to bring in the coolforce?

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

I'm thinkin' a sword in the forehead oughtta ruin his day.

Sin_Volvagia Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Wait, now you're claiming TP Link uses toonforce? >=|

Bad, bad, bad, BAD VOLVAGIA D:< *Megaton hammer*

Cannon travel is common in cartoons.

ares834 Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Also, knights > spartans. 😐

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Spartans were bred for combat the instant they were born, they were the most elite soilders of their time. Knights are good in all and they have their armour, but I doubt they could outlast the tactics Spartans emply AKA Phalanx.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Armor is an incredible advantage, Knights trained for years as well and were likely masters of more weapons than Spartans.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

A Knight is in every way a Spartan's equal without his superior equipment factored in. If you allow him his superior armour and weapons, it simply is no contest.

ares834 Senior Member

True that. But how are the Knights going to get past the Spartan's phalanx?

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A Knight is in every way a Spartan's equal without his superior equipment factored in. If you allow him his superior armour and weapons, it simply is no contest.

The LoZ Knights are featless.

But ftr, the IRL Knights are nowhere near as skilled as the Spartans were.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone
Originally posted by ares834
True that. But how are the Knights going to get past the Spartan's phalanx?

Well in the situation of a real battle, probably archers or trebuchets/catapults.

If it's one on one, then there won't really be any phalanx.

Edit@FinalFanswer: That is nonsense.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

True that. But how are the Knights going to get past the Spartan's phalanx?
Same way they got past spear formations: Swords. In some cases, they even had swords designed to chop the heads off of spears.

The LoZ Knights are featless.

But ftr, the IRL Knights are nowhere near as skilled as the Spartans were.

The random nobility? No. But the actual professional knights? Easily.

FinalAnswer Flower

Nah.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Yah. =P

They were trained from childhood as well, and had all sorts of training with various weapons, unarmed combat, and armour, they also had incredible manliness in terms of what was either godlike bravery or stupidity.

ares834 Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Same way they got past spear formations: Swords. In some cases, they even had swords designed to chop the heads off of spears.

Shield Wall. Once the Knights hit that the numerous spartans behind would have their own spears ready to plunge into the Knight. Knights are good but melee is almost useless against a phalanx.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Well in the situation of a real battle, probably archers or trebuchets/catapults.

Good point.