Eclipse

Originally posted by Blue Wiccan
Fragile I woudn't say that cause their older. The theory is newborn vamps are more stronger because that still a lot of fresh human blood in them and their eyes are crimson for the first year and after that if their diet is vegetarian they have a golden colour and if they are not vegetarian they they have red. I don't get the whole sparkly when in the sun....Vampires don't sparkle period! they shoudn't even be in daylight.

Actually, the "fragility" of the Ancients was explained in book 4.

The Ancients look old from sitting around and not moving for very long periods of time.

The Romanians are not as "Fragile" looking as the Volturi because they were "saved" from the sedentary lifestyle when overthrown by the Volturi.

Not long to wait now.

Originally posted by TxG
Not long to wait now.

yeah i will be seeing this on monday night at a screening

Originally posted by TxG
Not long to wait now.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
yeah i will be seeing this on monday night at a screening

I'll be seeing this with my wife, sisters, mother, and 3 of my sister-in-laws, on July 2nd.

I refuse to attend the Twilight pre-viewing party at my sister-in-law's, beforehand, though. 😐

Some people are crackers and camping out for the premiere of it just to see Rob pattinson and his irritating gf.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'll be seeing this with my wife, sisters, mother, and 3 of my sister-in-laws, on July 2nd.

I refuse to attend the Twilight pre-viewing party at my sister-in-law's, beforehand, though. 😐

shouldn't that be fun times though? 😛

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
shouldn't that be fun times though? 😛

It would be fun for the girls, for sure. But, it's just too gay for me, man. lol!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'll be seeing this with my wife, sisters, mother, and 3 of my sister-in-laws, on July 2nd.

I refuse to attend the Twilight pre-viewing party at my sister-in-law's, beforehand, though. 😐

😐

first movie was ok but new moon was blah blah teenage angst im a vampire with all the super power gifts in the world, i can live forever or choose to fall in love and die when i choose, otherwise im an invincible killing machine with a heart of gold...,PITY ME!!!!!

**** being a vampire. Cant eat food, cant sleep, nah. Live forever? Yeah, sounds cool, but talk to me after 3-400 years when you are bored outta your mind. And when you are finally killed, you burn.

But yeah it's cool and shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** being a vampire. Cant eat food, cant sleep, nah. Live forever? Yeah, sounds cool, but talk to me after 3-400 years when you are bored outta your mind. And when you are finally killed, you burn.

But yeah it's cool and shit.

I'd prefer it, greatly.

No need to sleep.

No need to workout.

No need to adjust where you're sitting or standing because you wouldn't get uncomfortable.

Super strength. Super speed. Super hearing. Super smelling. Prolly super taste.

Never die.

Sounds good to me.

I'd spend the rest of my life studying, writing music, and writing movies/stories. I'd learn how to play every instrument. All of the insomnia that I already have...but none of the side-effects!

Oh, and, I could have sex all night and not have a hurting weiner the next day. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd prefer it, greatly.

No need to sleep.

No need to workout.

No need to adjust where you're sitting or standing because you wouldn't get uncomfortable.

Super strength. Super speed. Super hearing. Super smelling. Prolly super taste.

Never die.

Sounds good to me.

I'd spend the rest of my life studying, writing music, and writing movies/stories. I'd learn how to play every instrument. All of the insomnia that I already have...but none of the side-effects!

Oh, and, I could have sex all night and not have a hurting weiner the next day. 😐

Being a vampire would suck.

I'd become a modern day Van Helsing and kill you. Not even kidding there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Think about that, seriously.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So if a fatass is bit, he's a fatass for eternity. Fail.

The only problem with that: Edward has big muscles: he was changed when he was frail, depleted, and about to die from a horrible fever.

Besides, you seem to have missed the point entirely: we are talking about me. 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lame.

Right...because never being uncomfortable when sitting down is lame. Gotcha. facepalm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Horrid breath. Can't go out in the sun. Your soul is damn for all of eternity.

Wrong vampires.

Awesome breath...always. Can go into the sun as much as you want as long as it's not in front of "non-knowers", and your soul is only damned if you did something wrong.

😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'd get bored with life after a few hundred years, fact.

Because that's been proven not only for one person, not just for many, but for me, specifically. Wait, it hasn't...for any of the above. Fail.

I'm bored now, doodoo face!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Being a vampire would suck.

All of your counters suck. You don't even know how to counter never getting uncomfortable from sitting too long.

You mixed up vampire mythos, to boot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd become a modern day Van Helsing and kill you. Not even kidding there.

You wouldn't because your bullets and/or blades wouldn't work on my body. You forget: we aren't talking about weakling, nasty, stinky vamps: we are talking about super-powered emo vamps.

I'd really want to be like Alucard, though. He'd pwn the shit out of any vampire, ever.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't need to. I don't sleep much, now, as it is. Not NEEDING to sleep would be great.

The only problem with that: Edward has big muscles: he was changed when he was frail, depleted, and about to die from a horrible fever.

Right...because never being uncomfortable when sitting down is lame. Gotcha. facepalm

Wrong vampires.

Awesome breath...always. Can go into the sun as much as you want as long as it's not in front of "non-knowers", and your soul is only damned if you did something wrong.

😐

I see, you'd be one of the Twifags. Figures. Sparkly little *****.

Because that's been proven not only for one person, not just for many, but for me, specifically. Wait, it hasn't...for any of the above. Fail.

I'm bored now, doodoo face!

All of your counters suck. You don't even know how to counter never getting uncomfortable from sitting too long.

You mixed up vampire mythos, to boot.

You wouldn't because your bullets and/or blades wouldn't work on my body. You forget: we aren't talking about weakling, nasty, stinky vamps: we are talking about super-powered emo vamps.

I'd hire Akasha to kill you.

I'd really want to be like Alucard, though. He'd pwn the shit out of any vampire, ever.

You do realize it would take centuries for you to attain that power, yeah?

the drive in is doing a midnight showing of Eclipse, and my mom's like, "maybe we should go"
luckily... its on a Tuesday and my dad would never agree haermm

I got a question about the Twivamps. If someone could somehow get a bullet past their skin, through their skull, into their brain, would they be killed?

no the only way to kill a twilight vamp is by ripping them apart and burning the pieces

Here's a nice little clip of the volturi watching the newborns causing mayhem and having a discussion about what to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3snQZIaR6CI

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love sleeping.

I don't. I hate not being productful for 3-8 hours a day.

I could increase my life-span by almost a third if I didn't have to sleep. Do you realize how much you could do if everyone had to sleep but you didn't need it and couldn't do it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Um....In the movies he's a skinny little shit.

Indeed, he is. But that doesn't change the fact that he went from being weeks on his death bed, with a horrible fever to a full, muscled up, romance book hero-type, though. I think you're confusing this for the movie versus thread: the book is a higher authority than the movie, regardless of the location, unless it's a versus forum.

Regardless, "that" aspect is rather consistent when people are turned so I think it's actually a trait of being "turned" rather than a plot hole. It always makes the person much more beautiful and increased their "musculature", heals wounds, and cleans out major blemishes. It basically, puts you into your peak physical-looking form, when you change. It would make sense that that is why Edwards is a muscular person rather than a weak frail looking person look he should look based on the strict interpretation that you and I were using, earlier.

So, in other words, I keep my muscles, increase my muscles size a little, and lose all this excess fat. HOORAY!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So just standing around.......one position......wow, cool.

Right, cause having to adjust your position every 2-5 minutes because your limbs are falling asleep or you have joint problems is sooooo very awesome, right? LAME!

You're just arguing against it to argue against it, now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Awesome breath? Day after day of ingesting blood and your breath is awesome? Not.

I see, you'd be one of the Twifags. Figures. Sparkly little *****.

Yeah, that's really how it works. In fact, Bella said that Edward's breath smelled even sweeter right after he hunted. Go figure, eh?

And, yeah, I'd definitely want to be a Twilight Vamp. You don't have to be an emo f*g to see how awesome having those traits would be.

It's just like every other vampire mythos, cept better in almost every way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It all sounds cool on the surface, but seriously, think about it. You'd watch your wife and kids grow old and die, everyone you love would die, you think you could handle that?

How in the world would that happen when I turned them to vamps, too? AHA!

I'd be just like Bella and have the ability of ultra control over my vampiric urges.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes huh I do. Bewbz. HA.

Okay, that IS a good counter. hmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How? Vampires are damned creatures. Edward even implied it, Twiboy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh You'd be a Twivamp haermm

I'd hire Akasha to kill you.

Akasha would die before her ultra-heightened senses could even interpret what had just happened

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Except Akasha. And the rest of the Anne Rice vamps.

You do realize it would take centuries for you to attain that power, yeah?

Fraid not, homie. Akasha doesn't even compare, even remotely, to Alucard. Alucard could take on all of the Rice vamps, at once, and not even have to do level 0 release.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I got a question about the Twivamps. If someone could somehow get a bullet past their skin, through their skull, into their brain, would they be killed?

I already answered this question for you. It's in both the first movie and in the books.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatever. You're gonna burn if you are a vampire.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't. I hate not being productful for 3-8 hours a day.

I could increase my life-span by almost a third if I didn't have to sleep. Do you realize how much you could do if everyone had to sleep but you didn't need it and couldn't do it?

Being a vampire is not "cool", it's lame.

Indeed, he is. But that doesn't change the fact that he went from being weeks on his death bed, with a horrible fever to a full, muscled up, romance book hero-type, though. I think you're confusing this for the movie versus thread: the book is a higher authority than the movie, regardless of the location, unless it's a versus forum.

Regardless, "that" aspect is rather consistent when people are turned so I think it's actually a trait of being "turned" rather than a plot hole. It always makes the person much more beautiful and increased their "musculature", heals wounds, and cleans out major blemishes. It basically, puts you into your peak physical-looking form, when you change. It would make sense that that is why Edwards is a muscular person rather than a weak frail looking person look he should look based on the strict interpretation that you and I were using, earlier.

So, in other words, I keep my muscles, increase my muscles size a little, and lose all this excess fat. HOORAY!

Ed is a skinny little emo *****. case closed.

Right, cause having to adjust your position every 2-5 minutes because your limbs are falling asleep or you have joint problems is sooooo very awesome, right? LAME!

You're just arguing against it to argue against it, now.

Yeah, that's really how it works. In fact, Bella said that Edward's breath smelled even sweeter right after he hunted. Go figure, eh?

And, yeah, I'd definitely want to be a Twilight Vamp. You don't have to be an emo f*g to see how awesome having those traits would be.

It's just like every other vampire mythos, cept better in almost every way.

How in the world would that happen when I turned them to vamps, too? AHA!

I'd be just like Bella and have the ability of ultra control over my vampiric urges.

Okay, that IS a good counter. hmm

Only Edward believes that. No other main-character vampire does. In fact, the main character, Bella, does not believe that.

Akasha would die before her ultra-heightened senses could even interpret what had just happened

Fraid not, homie. Akasha doesn't even compare, even remotely, to Alucard. Alucard could take on all of the Rice vamps, at once, and not even have to do level 0 release.

I already answered this question for you. It's in both the first movie and in the books.