Eclipse

Started by dadudemon6 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Take it here, bro: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t533607.html

If you dare. I know you won't because you know you'll be crushed.

I did. I just pwned the thread sooooooo hard, man.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to this film on Friday. Rotten Tomatoes didn't give it that bad of a score: 66%.

Here's a featurette for eclipse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfsUZJak53A

Eclipse has already made $92.8 million..

http://www.movieweb.com/news/NEpu2suq7eFysr

Saw the film. Wasn't bad.

I give it a 6 out of 10.

They made things so much crappier than in the book. The second film did so much better at making the Vampires seem so much better than humans, physically, but the second made them just seem a tad better, but extremely fragile, like glass.

I really liked the story flash backs. I didn't expect that much of the flash backs to be put in to the movie, as that shit is usually skimped on.

Some of the acting was horrendous. At other points, it was surprisingly good.

Still, the film leaves something to be desired.

There are some humorous moments with Charlie (Bella's father), and Jacob. I thought they did good with the "birds and the bees" scene, from the book. It translated even better into the movie, than I expected.

Jacob acted too much like a f*g...in just about everything he did.

Every five seconds, the theater was "ooo" and "ahhh" over Jacob's nakedness. It got old and annoying. I'm sure all the women walked out with juicy crotches. facepalm

Anyway, if you can stand the moments when the acting is horrible, then it's definitely worth a watch. If that type of shit is not something you can tolerate, steer clear. I suggest most people could watch it and at least be slightly entertained.

Edit - I hated the ultra-closeup to the face that the director had going on. That was annoying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno how religious you are, but would you agree that a mortal getting to heaven depends on their actions and the decisions they make in this life?

I see you and some others have already had a 'discussion' on this, but I'll just simply say that assuming you are basing this on Christianity - regarding Catholics, you'll need to accept the gospel and do 'good deeds' (what you call actions and decisions) etc; regarding Protestantism, only accepting the gospel is necessary.

Also, about Edward thinking he has no soul, again if we are going by Christian beliefs, what he is saying is impossible. His body is animated by his soul.

saw Eclipse earlier, I give a solid 8/10...

only thing i hated were these 20yr. old women were swooning constantly every time taylor lautner had his shirt off

Originally posted by Placidity
I see you and some others have already had a 'discussion' on this, but I'll just simply say that assuming you are basing this on Christianity - regarding Catholics, you'll need to accept the gospel and do 'good deeds' (what you call actions and decisions) etc; regarding Protestantism, only accepting the gospel is necessary.

Also, about Edward thinking he has no soul, again if we are going by Christian beliefs, what he is saying is impossible. His body is animated by his soul.

He's still gay.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
saw Eclipse earlier, I give a solid 8/10...

only thing i hated were these 20yr. old women were swooning constantly every time taylor lautner had his shirt off

😆 😆 😆

That's EXACTLY what happened where I was.

Anyway, I have a good story to tell of my experience there.

To start, I was sitting down in front, four rows back from the very front. (If RJ ever visits, I'll take him to this theater so he knows what I'm talking about.)

Before our viewing, one of the movie theater employees stood up in front of the theater and gave a "pep-talk" speech before the show. He did what you'd expect: thanked people for coming, talked up the movie, and went over rules about cell-phones. He then had a "cheer" vote for favorite character. He said, "let's hear it for team Jacob!" Then the girls would scream. "Let's hear it for team Edwards!" Then more screaming.

Well, after he did that a couple of times, I stood up, turned around to the audience, and yelled, in a pitiful and sad voice, "team Carlisle...wooooooooo... 🙁 " I sat down, all down trodden (just joking, of course) The theater busted up and the theater dude couldn't talk for a bit 'cause he was laughing so hard. It was great.

Anyway, when the movie was about to come on and the screen goes black and there's no sound at all for a good 10 seconds (you know, right after all of the previews, but right before the feature starts), I made a loud, but realistic, fart sound with my mouth. 😆

The theater busted up laughing again.

My wife was sooooooo embarrassed, which made it waaaay funnier.

Oh man....

Good times.

Anyway, I think I gave the film a 7 out of 10. It certainly had better acting than the first two, but it still could have been better. I liked the fight at the end, but that could have been done WAAAY better.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, after he did that a couple of times, I stood up, turned around to the audience, and yelled, in a pitiful and sad voice, "team Carlisle...wooooooooo... 🙁 " I sat down, all down trodden (just joking, of course) The theater busted up and the theater dude couldn't talk for a bit 'cause he was laughing so hard. It was great.

Anyway, when the movie was about to come on and the screen goes black and there's no sound at all for a good 10 seconds (you know, right after all of the previews, but right before the feature starts), I made a loud, but realistic, fart sound with my mouth. 😆

The theater busted up laughing again..


you deserve a gold medal my goo man haermm

No he doesn't; I think I also just saw his balls roll by.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

That's EXACTLY what happened where I was.

Anyway, I have a good story to tell of my experience there.

To start, I was sitting down in front, four rows back from the very front. (If RJ ever visits, I'll take him to this theater so he knows what I'm talking about.)

Before our viewing, one of the movie theater employees stood up in front of the theater and gave a "pep-talk" speech before the show. He did what you'd expect: thanked people for coming, talked up the movie, and went over rules about cell-phones. He then had a "cheer" vote for favorite character. He said, "let's hear it for team Jacob!" Then the girls would scream. "Let's hear it for team Edwards!" Then more screaming.

Well, after he did that a couple of times, I stood up, turned around to the audience, and yelled, in a pitiful and sad voice, "team Carlisle...wooooooooo... 🙁 " I sat down, all down trodden (just joking, of course) The theater busted up and the theater dude couldn't talk for a bit 'cause he was laughing so hard. It was great.

Anyway, when the movie was about to come on and the screen goes black and there's no sound at all for a good 10 seconds (you know, right after all of the previews, but right before the feature starts), I made a loud, but realistic, fart sound with my mouth. 😆

The theater busted up laughing again.

My wife was sooooooo embarrassed, which made it waaaay funnier.

Oh man....

Good times.

Anyway, I think I gave the film a 7 out of 10. It certainly had better acting than the first two, but it still could have been better. I liked the fight at the end, but that could have been done WAAAY better.

If we ever meet, remind me not to go to the cinema with you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
If we ever meet, remind me not to go to the cinema with you.

I'm quite during the movie, for sure. It's just the before part is really boring so I have to entertain myself.

Which brings me to another point: internet trolls are lame. Trolling people in real life, in person, is much more fun. It gives the trollee a chance to knock you the **** out if you go over the line. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Teehee you like gay vampires.

😆 😆

The scoop on "Eclipse" movie cast list for the romantic vampire/werewolf film starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆 😆 😆

That's EXACTLY what happened where I was.

Anyway, I have a good story to tell of my experience there.

To start, I was sitting down in front, four rows back from the very front. (If RJ ever visits, I'll take him to this theater so he knows what I'm talking about.)

Before our viewing, one of the movie theater employees stood up in front of the theater and gave a "pep-talk" speech before the show. He did what you'd expect: thanked people for coming, talked up the movie, and went over rules about cell-phones. He then had a "cheer" vote for favorite character. He said, "let's hear it for team Jacob!" Then the girls would scream. "Let's hear it for team Edwards!" Then more screaming.

Well, after he did that a couple of times, I stood up, turned around to the audience, and yelled, in a pitiful and sad voice, "team Carlisle...wooooooooo... 🙁 " I sat down, all down trodden (just joking, of course) The theater busted up and the theater dude couldn't talk for a bit 'cause he was laughing so hard. It was great.

Anyway, when the movie was about to come on and the screen goes black and there's no sound at all for a good 10 seconds (you know, right after all of the previews, but right before the feature starts), I made a loud, but realistic, fart sound with my mouth. 😆

The theater busted up laughing again.

My wife was sooooooo embarrassed, which made it waaaay funnier.

Oh man....

Good times.

Anyway, I think I gave the film a 7 out of 10. It certainly had better acting than the first two, but it still could have been better. I liked the fight at the end, but that could have been done WAAAY better.

Ha that's awesome!!

When I went they did the same thing. Cheer for your team. And when it was all quite after the Harry Potter preview I stood up and was like "WOOOO TEAM WIZARD BITCHES" I got laughs and woo's... yeah it was awesome.

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
Ha that's awesome!!

When I went they did the same thing. Cheer for your team. And when it was all quite after the Harry Potter preview I stood up and was like "WOOOO TEAM WIZARD BITCHES" I got laughs and woo's... yeah it was awesome.

You did that?

That's what COOL people do!

😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
You did that?

That's what COOL people do!

😆

Haha yupp! I may be shyish but, i have my moments 😉

Harry potter brings that out in me teehee

Hey, Bardock42, you should go to a movie with Bun Bun and I. 😊

That'd be fun 💃

Well, it's still boring but this was the leats boring one of the three so far. The little flashbacks were a welcome interruption of the boring love triangle scenes. How can one screw up on a love traingle story??? They're supposed to be full of conflict... here all we get is worried looks...

Anyway, one more to go and then it's all over.