Eclipse

Started by Bardock426 pages

This one wasn't as bad as the second one. It was about the same as the first I thought. Kristin Stewart is just a terrible, terrible actress, she ruins every scene she is in and she's in almost every scene. A big problem I have with Stephenie Meyer is that she always hints at very interesting things, in this case we saw a few glimpses of that, but then she focuses on the two perhaps most dull characters ever conceived. I enjoyed Jasper's backstory, I enjoyed Jasper's and Alice's playfulness. The hunting scene for Victoria was the high point of the movie for me, it was very good action and it was very interesting to see them hunt on the different sides.

Well, I am looking forward to see more of the Volturi and the relationship of the Cullens with the Wolves, I am not excited about more Bella/Edward shit, looking forward to the pedophilia though.

Wouldn't mind if they scrapped Breaking Dawn though and gave a decent writer the task of writing an interesting story set in the Twilight Universe...perhaps the Cullen's Merry Family Stories, in particular how their coven will develop in relation to the Volturi. I also have the perfect line to start it off with:

"It has been 3 years since Bella exploded...."

Originally posted by Bardock42
This one wasn't as bad as the second one. It was about the same as the first I thought. Kristin Stewart is just a terrible, terrible actress, she ruins every scene she is in and she's in almost every scene. A big problem I have with Stephenie Meyer is that she always hints at very interesting things, in this case we saw a few glimpses of that, but then she focuses on the two perhaps most dull characters ever conceived. I enjoyed Jasper's backstory, I enjoyed Jasper's and Alice's playfulness. The hunting scene for Victoria was the high point of the movie for me, it was very good action and it was very interesting to see them hunt on the different sides.

Well, I am looking forward to see more of the Volturi and the relationship of the Cullens with the Wolves, I am not excited about more Bella/Edward shit, looking forward to the pedophilia though.

Wouldn't mind if they scrapped Breaking Dawn though and gave a decent writer the task of writing an interesting story set in the Twilight Universe...perhaps the Cullen's Merry Family Stories, in particular how their coven will develop in relation to the Volturi. I also have the perfect line to start it off with:

"It has been 3 years since Bella exploded...."

That sounds like the intro to a porno, Bardy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That sounds like the intro to a porno, Bardy.
Would still be better

Originally posted by Bardock42
Would still be better

How about if Edward and Bella were limited to saying:

Edward: "I'm so gay for you."
Bella: "No, I'm so gay for you."
Edward" No, I'm so gay for you"
Bella: "No, I'm so gay for you."

Back and forth, back and forth in their scenes together, with only an increase on the emphasis on "so" as the dailogue proceeds. Thoughts?

Originally posted by Robtard
How about if Edward and Bella were limited to saying:

Edward: "I'm so gay for you."
Bella: "No, I'm so gay for you."
Edward" No, I'm so gay for you"
Bella: "No, I'm so gay for you."

Back and forth, back and forth in their scenes together, with only an increase on the emphasis on "so" as the dailogue proceeds. Thoughts?

DDM is gonna explode.

On a side note, I'd plow Bella six ways from sunday.

Yeah, DDM likes that kind of stuff.

She looks like a terrible lay though; you'd probably gave more excitement stroking your own shaft.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, DDM likes that kind of stuff.

She looks like a terrible lay though; you'd probably gave more excitement stroking your own shaft.

Gave to who? You?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Gave to who? You?

Meant "have", 'G' and 'H' are side-by-side, was a typo.

You sick sick bastard. You even said "side by side." SICK.

My husband claims that it is really good.But not being a fan I am not about to go see it.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
My husband claims that it is really good.But not being a fan I am not about to go see it.
How would you become a fan if you didn't see it though?