RJ and Ken versus dadudemon and Robtard

Tag team match, anything goes. Who wins? 😄

DDM and Robtard, since I'd probably turn on you. haermm

Doubtful. First prize is a weeks stay at Skywalker Ranch. BUT you have to work with me as a team.

Shouldn't the stipulations been outlined in the opening post?

They were, and I just listed the prize.

Well, the prize should have been in the first post too...would have made me more interested if I knew what were at stake. 😛

Well now you know!!!!

Dude, we SO can take them. DDM has a glass jaw.

I'm stupid strong; while I'm half your size RJ, once I latch on, you're going out.

Don't know much about Ken though, but I'm willing to sacrifice DDM to get a cheap shot to Ken's weak points, balls, knee-caps or eyes.

You guys sure do work well as teams don't you 🙄

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm stupid strong; while I'm half your size RJ, once I latch on, you're going out.

Don't know much about Ken though, but I'm willing to sacrifice DDM to get a cheap shot to Ken's weak points, balls, knee-caps or eyes.

Your strength would be no problem for me, I'm fairly certain I am stronger than you. Likely you are quicker than me, and a bit of a scrapper I bet. Those would give me trouble. Honestly I'd rather fight DDM or Ken than a smaller guy like yourself.

But really, you'd spend half the time looking around for an SUV to do me in with. BAM left to the ribs, BAM right cross.....Robtard goes down, still looking for a damn zippo. 😄 Let's face it. None of us are martial artists, none of us are boxers, size does indeed count here.

To make things fun, you and DDM have sadako in your corner giving tips, Ken and I have Jaden.

Both Robtard and I workout on a regular basis. I jump rope, too. I'm not sure about Robtard, but I have lots of experience street fighting, wrestling, and a little bit of MMA experience. I've never lost a fight. And, I don't have a glass jaw: just the opposite.

If I were to guess, I'd say that John is stronger than Ken. Ken has the reach, though. Ken also weighs less than RJ and probably more nimble. Knowing that, Robtard, weighing in at about 170-175, should probably fight Ken. Since I weigh about 220, and RJ about 260...we are both going to be the heavy hitters (John isn't flab...he's got a nice stack of muscle on him), we'd probably be a better match-up for each other.

I'm going to have to say that this is a straight victory: DDM and RT, 10/10.

It'd be a bit more even to put Robtard and myself on different teams. In fact, the average weight for the two teams would be almost even, down the middle, if Robtard was on John's team and I was on Ken's team.

Durability: Ken.
Strength: DDM
Intelligence: DDM ( 😆 )
Speed: RT
Agility: RT
Heart: John (Berch doesn't give up)

Look, this is stupid. Robtard and Ken don't matter, obviously. This is between dadudemon (world class athlete) and RJ (better than Batman)...and honestly, I just can't call it.

I'm betting Rob is a sweater. Try to get ahold of him is like trying to get ahold of a greasy ass fish.

I weigh 238, I lost 18 pounds ✅

I got one word for you, beeotch..."FOREIGN OBJECT!!!" haermm

And let's say the winner has to fight Jaden and sadako.

Pity the winner haermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, this is stupid. Robtard and Ken don't matter, obviously. This is between dadudemon (world class athlete)

I see what you did there. However, that's not true: not even close. 🙂

Originally posted by Bardock42
and RJ (better than Batman)...and honestly, I just can't call it.

RJ, with a gun, IS better than Batman. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon

Durability: Ken.
Strength: DDM
Intelligence: DDM ( 😆 )
Speed: RT
Agility: RT
Heart: John (Berch doesn't give up)

Rocky Balboa's two biggest assets were his durability and his heart. Think about it 😄 Creed had speed, agility and intelligence on him and got pwned. Drago had strength on him and got pwned.
😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
I see what you did there. However, that's not true: not even close. 🙂

RJ, with a gun, IS better than Batman. 😐

Overanalyzer uhuh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rocky Balboa's two biggest assets were his durability and his heart. Think about it 😄 Creed had speed, agility and intelligence on him and got pwned. Drago had strength on him and got pwned.
😄

Doubt Kens got Rockys durability...not really sure many people do

Originally posted by dadudemon
I see what you did there. However, that's not true: not even close. 🙂

RJ, with a gun, IS better than Batman. 😐

Pit Batman against an average Marine (armed with a rifle) and Batman is a goner.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rocky Balboa's two biggest assets were his durability and his heart. Think about it 😄 Creed had speed, agility and intelligence on him and got pwned. Drago had strength on him and got pwned.
😄