RJ and Ken versus dadudemon and Robtard

Started by Rogue Jedi7 pages

That's bullshit. First, he should have brain damage. Second, no way in hell does someone remember all that.

More than double? How many have you been in? (this should be good.)

But OK, 88-0.

Okay, so we all agree, anyone could beat RJ. Now the question is who could win between Ken, dadudemon and Robtard...

haermm Nah, strength/size matters alot here. I have both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's bullshit. First, he should have brain damage. Second, no way in hell does someone remember all that.

Why would you not remember a fight?

I remember every last fight I was in, every last football game I played, every last bout, etc. The only way one would NOT remember is if they had brain damage or a disease. There's no reason to think Robtard has permanent brain damage, either: he won almost all of his fights.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
More than double? How many have you been in? (this should be good.)

But OK, 88-0.

I've only been in exactly 41 fights. These include quick 5 second fights, as well. Why would ANYONE forget a fight they've been in...unless they are drunken brawlers, you should remember every last one. They are traumatic, contain lots of anger (usually), and people are usually harmed. Those are all three major "memory" events, meaning, they all contribute to strong memories.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Nah, strength/size matters alot here. I have both.

"Size matters not." -Yoda

I'll bite.

Does anyone have legit proof of their fight record, or is this the biggest and most sad display of internet tough guy-ism of all time?

-AC

haermm Team RT/DDM has an ego the size of Texas!!!

Wow, if you won every one of your fights, you got a better record than Tyson. 馃檮

What's funny is that this was supposed to be a joke thread, but Rob and DDM brought in their "records", their training, all that shit haermm Funny.

Me? I'd say I have been in maybe....twentyish fights, and I probably won....maybe 3/4 of them? That's just a guesstimate, I don't feel the need to brag what a badass I am.

Truth be told, I'd steal Rob's zippo, fart and light in his direction, and kill everyone in the arena.

BONG.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll bite.

Does anyone have legit proof of their fight record, or is this the biggest and most sad display of internet tough guy-ism of all time?

-AC

The latter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Team RT/DDM has an ego the size of Texas!!!

Wow, if you won every one of your fights, you got a better record than Tyson. 馃檮

1) I was ****ing around and adding to the rampant masturbation.

2) Quantity isn't always superior to quality, I could have fought 87 invalids, which wouldn't compare to one of Tyson's opponents, eg Evander Hollyfield.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) I was ****ing around and adding to the rampant masturbation.

2) Quantity isn't always superior to quality, I could have fought 87 invalids, which wouldn't compare to one of Tyson's opponents, eg Evander Hollyfield.

I beat the shit out of a "golden glove champion", then lost to a no name mexican. What's that tell ya?

I'd love to see proof of this golden glove champion victory, or of Dudemon's fight record.

See, Rob, you are joking around. They're not. This is their thing, in all legitimate seriousness, and they see no reason why it's a bit pathetic.

-AC

Originally posted by Robtard
The latter.

thanks for quotting the troll.

I'll bite: How can I prove a street fight record? Video from Cell phones? Ha! Picture cell phones hardly existed, at the time, much less video phones.

I have not been in a fight since I was 17. 馃槓

edit - Note: I AM a bad*ss. Dead serious. 馃槓

Originally posted by dadudemon
thanks for quotting the troll.

I'll bite: How can I prove a street fight record? Video from Cell phones? Ha! Picture cell phones hardly existed, at the time, much less video phones.

I have not been in a fight since I was 17. 馃槓

edit - Note: I AM a bad*ss. Dead serious. 馃槓

Convenient...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Convenient...

I know, right? awesome

I'm willing to have a boxing match with RJ, though. Just for fun, of course. Set it up and get people to pay for our traveling expenses. Maybe we could have a monetary prize for the winner, as well? That'd be great.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know, right? awesome

I'm willing to have a boxing match with RJ, though. Just for fun, of course. Set it up and get people to pay for our traveling expenses. Maybe we could have a monetary prize for the winner, as well? That'd be great.

What'd that prove?

Originally posted by dadudemon
thanks for quotting the troll.

You're welcome?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What'd that prove?

Nothing. DUH!

The match has to actually take place to prove anything. durr

Originally posted by Bardock42
What'd that prove?

You get to see two meat heads (no offense to DDM or RJ) beat each other senseless.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nothing. DUH!

The match has to actually take place to prove anything. durr

The 'd stands for "would" in this case.

Originally posted by dadudemon
thanks for quotting the troll.

I'll bite: How can I prove a street fight record? Video from Cell phones? Ha! Picture cell phones hardly existed, at the time, much less video phones.

I have not been in a fight since I was 17. 馃槓

edit - Note: I AM a bad*ss. Dead serious. 馃槓

I wasn't addressing you directly, so technically I wasn't trolling you.

As Bardock said, very convenient. I'm going to assume you're a liar.

It's so wonderful, isn't it? Making claims over the net that you KNOW you'll never have to prove. It's basically like religious faith.

Also, we know this fight would never take place. You two could never fight. You'd never hurt him and he'd never hurt you.

Ken and Rob both seem to be above such meat-headed (Good usage) endeavours.

-AC