RJ and Ken versus dadudemon and Robtard

Started by Rogue Jedi7 pages

Let me revise:

IF I knew Batman was coming for me, I would kill him with a single Beretta loaded with armor piercing rounds, Easily.

IF Batman chose to stealth my ass, that's different.

Now, for the latter scenario: If I were a Gotham city criminal, I would know Batman is out there, and that odds are that he would eventually come for me. What to do? Well, first of all, body armor. Second, I would always carry an MP5 and two Berettas, all three loaded up with armor piercing rounds, aka cop killers. Third? I would surround myself with bodyguards. While Batman engages them, I would unlaod with the MP5 (the cop killers would tear right through his armor), killing him.

It's quite simple. Batman villians, when facing Batman, are notorious idiots. I am a deadeye shot with a pistol, I would have bullets that would tear through his armor.

Do the math.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Let me revise:

IF I knew Batman was coming for me, I would kill him with a single Beretta loaded with armor piercing rounds, Easily.

IF Batman chose to stealth my ass, that's different.

Now, for the latter scenario: If I were a Gotham city criminal, I would know Batman is out there, and that odds are that he would eventually come for me. What to do? Well, first of all, body armor. Second, I would always carry an MP5 and two Berettas, all three loaded up with armor piercing rounds, aka cop killers. Third? I would surround myself with bodyguards. While Batman engages them, I would unlaod with the MP5 (the cop killers would tear right through his armor), killing him.

It's quite simple. Batman villians, when facing Batman, are notorious idiots. I am a deadeye shot with a pistol, I would have bullets that would tear through his armor.

Do the math.

Wait, hold on.

Why does him coming for you have to be entirely different to him "stealthing" your ass? Why are they two different approaches?

Basically what you're saying is, in a scenario in your mind, you win. Simply because you are impossibly tooled up and Batman acts impossibly retarded.

Batman's villains are idiots? Many of them are beyond genius. The common crooks know he's out there and it doesn't help their case against him.

Batman stealths everyone he can.

I mean, come on. Someone needs to wake you up. You're either the best troll ever, and someone who I didn't give enough credit...or you actually believe what you're saying. You've actually descended into lifelessness so much that you are trying hard to prove to us how you'd kill Batman.

That or you're way more adept at pulling our legs than I ever gave you credit for.

-AC

I've used this before, this is in essence RJ's argument:

It is pointless, it doesn't need to be discussed.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I've used this before, this is in essence RJ's argument:

It is pointless, it doesn't need to be discussed.

Yeah, I totally have what it takes to tie Batman up 馃檮

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Now, for the latter scenario: If I were a Gotham city criminal, I would know Batman is out there, and that odds are that he would eventually come for me. What to do? Well, first of all, body armor. Second, I would always carry an MP5 and two Berettas, all three loaded up with armor piercing rounds, aka cop killers. Third? I would surround myself with bodyguards. While Batman engages them, I would unlaod with the MP5 (the cop killers would tear right through his armor), killing him.

So you're telling me that Batman will avoid automatic machine gun fire (armor piercing rounds) from me and ALL my bodyguards? get a grip. He'd be hit, he'd be killed.

See, this is more Batman fanboy bullshit. He aint bulletproof to armor piercing rounds. They WOULD hit him, they WOULD tear through his armor, they WOULD kill him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you're telling me that Batman will avoid automatic machine gun fire (armor piercing rounds) from me and ALL my bodyguards? get a grip. He'd be hit, he'd be killed.

See, this is more Batman fanboy bullshit. He aint bulletproof to armor piercing rounds. They WOULD hit him, they WOULD tear through his armor, they WOULD kill him.

He DOES this on a regular basis when defending one of his world's most dangerous cities.

Do you think that it hasn't occured to these people to do what you say?

Look no further than The Dark Knight.

"It's simple, we kill Batman.".

Do they all agree as if it's some kind of un-thought of idea? No, they laugh him out of the room. It's not as simple as shooting him.

If it was, he wouldn't be feared would he?

Are you smarter than the Joker?

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

See, this is more Batman fanboy bullshit. He aint bulletproof to armor piercing rounds. They WOULD hit him, they WOULD tear through his armor, they WOULD kill him.

There are armour piercing rounds in his universe. Much better shooters than you use them on Batman. Why would you kill him?

Again, you are thinking of some watered down version of Batman. "He's just a man". He's obviously far above that in his own universe.

Originally posted by Bardock42
There are armour piercing rounds in his universe. Much better shooters than you use them on Batman. Why would you kill him?

Again, you are thinking of some watered down version of Batman. "He's just a man". He's obviously far above that in his own universe.

I think what he's proposing is that he's not in his universe, but he's real and just a man.

In which case he's not really Batman.

-AC

F*** this stupid ass discussion and **** this thread. 馃槃

I read the first page of this thread, then skipped to the last page. Basically I time travelled! 馃槕

In a DeLorean?

Gun it to 88, b*tch.

Originally posted by Bardock42
There are armour piercing rounds in his universe. Much better shooters than you use them on Batman. Why would you kill him?

Again, you are thinking of some watered down version of Batman. "He's just a man". He's obviously far above that in his own universe.

You do realize I am talking about Movie Bat, right? Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer and Baleman, all dead. Robin too. I know shit about comic Batman, I can't say one way or the other on him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You do realize I am talking about Movie Bat, right? Keaton, Clooney, Kilmer and Baleman, all dead. Robin too. I know shit about comic Batman, I can't say one way or the other on him.

Even then he has shown a lot of feats, it's unlikely you could just kill him like that, definitely not with just a handgun.

Great content and very helpful thank and keep up the good work.

I bet that this just ends up being a 4-way gay orgy.

I think not, maybe a 3 way gay orgy while Ken goes to bang a chick.

Only if Rob has his way.