RJ and Ken versus dadudemon and Robtard

Originally posted by Robtard
My ePsychology degree tells me you're just saying that to hide your feelings of anger and resentment.

I'm confused. I lost track of where in the conversation I'm supposed to be.

Oh, right, I'm angry because I'm claiming to be a badass motherf***er.

Right..

GRRRR!

How dare you!

😠

Is that better?

Truth be told, I am a badass motherf***er:

1. I'm a badass.

2. My wife had two kids.

3. I have sex with my wife.

4. Sex is also the same thing as ****ing to same people.

5. Therefore, I'm a badass mother****er.

I win? awesome

Originally posted by Robtard
Whatever you say, porkchop.

That's it, I'm sending you nudes. Prepare to see my balls.

Originally posted by dadudemon

But, you're just jealous because even ABS could kick your ass. 313

There's a lot of guys who would pay good money for that.

I'd have sex with DDM's wife, she's pretty ****ing hot.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd have sex with DDM's wife, she's pretty ****ing hot.

Agreed

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Agreed

Yeah, me too. Wait, what? 😕

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Agreed

Since there's three of us on her now, I call shotgun anus. Wouldn't want those sloppy seconds.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah, me too. Wait, what? 😕

Shut up and let me boink your wife.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Shut up and let me boink your wife.

Get yourself a hottie, then we can swing or something. 😆

We don't have any STDs...I'd appreciate the same courtesy. 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
Get yourself a hottie, then we can swing or something. 😆

We don't have any STDs...I'd appreciate the same courtesy. 😄

Originally posted by Robtard
He'd kill the Batman.

Originally posted by Robtard
That a SOTD reference, or are you just being a retard again?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like I said. Give me an assault rifle and yes, I would indeed kill the Batman. Zero sarcasm, not kidding, I would end his life. All I'd need really is a Beretta 92f.

Point you don't seem to comprehend, if Batman were real and the various villains, thugs and goons who tried to kill him with guns or worse were real too, you'd have practically a zero chance to succeed, as better/more skilled men have tried and failed.

Like I said before, you'd end up on the floor with a broken wrist, busted jaw and that Berretta lodged firmly in your colon.

Again, in the realm that he was real and his abilities/feats transferred over into reality.

Originally posted by Robtard
Point you don't seem to comprehend, if Batman were real and the various villains, thugs and goons who tried to kill him with guns or worse were real too, you'd have practically a zero chance to succeed, as better/more skilled men have tried and failed.

Like I said before, you'd end up on the floor with a broken wrist, busted jaw and that Berretta lodged firmly in your colon.

Again, in the realm that he was real and his abilities/feats transferred over into reality.

And ALL my ammo would be armor piercing.

So you see, the Bat would be dead.

He has his toys, I have mine. Bong.

False alarm, Rob.

He's joking.

I actually thought he'd descended so far that he was trying to increase his image by saying he'd beat Batman.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. See, I'd be wearing body armor, I'd have thermal and nightvision, and I'd be in a darkened room. I'd have grenades, an assault rifle, and three to four pistols. I'd position myself somewhere where he has no choice but to come to me, and I would have claymores waiting for him. To top it off, I'd have a sniper rifle, just in case I see him coming from far away.

And ALL my ammo would be armor piercing.

So you see, the Bat would be dead.

He has his toys, I have mine. Bong.

You went from just needing a handgun, to becoming a one man army and having a very specific catered scenario and dictating that Batman who is a super-genius, would act like a moron.

Anyhow, super-powered villains have tried and failed. You would too. Just something you need to accept.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
False alarm, Rob.

He's joking.

I actually thought he'd descended so far that he was trying to increase his image by saying he'd beat Batman.

-AC

RJ, are you joking? I do hope so.

Originally posted by Robtard
You went from just needing a handgun, to becoming a one man army and having a very specific catered scenario and dictating that Batman who is a super-genius, would act like a moron.

Anyhow, super-powered villains have tried and failed. You would too. Just something you need to accept.

I never, ever thought I'd say this....

Just...leave him alone, Rob. Back off. Let...let him think what he wants...this time.

This is something he needs.

-AC

Originally posted by Robtard
You went from just needing a handgun, to becoming a one man army and having a very specific catered scenario and dictating that Batman who is a super-genius, would act like a moron.

Anyhow, super-powered villains have tried and failed. You would too. Just something you need to accept.

Tell me this. A bullet strikes Batman in the face. Result?

Good god, he's actually serious.

-AC

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ, are you joking? I do hope so.

Robtard vs. DDM. Who would win?

I would: I'd call the police and tell them Mexican is trying to mug a white guy.

PWNED! 😆 😆 😆

That'd only work, though, if you looked Mexican when they got there. Do you have a Sanchez mustache?