Star Wars Stupidity

Started by truejedi5 pages

Star Wars Stupidity

The moments in Star Wars that you feel are absolutely the most ludicrous, and the most stupid. Couple to start with:

1. Mace riding around on a couple of droid fighter ships with their cords held like a bridle.

2. Anakin yelling "Now that's podracing!"

3. Flow-walking. All of it.

Jacen being a "total master of the Force."

Also, Jar Jar.

I'd go with Jacen magically obtaining advanced battle awareness as soon as he chose his sith name. Also the whole master of the force thing and his destiny to be a sith. Nonsense.

Also, George Lucas.

How about Ahsoka calling the droids "tinnys?"

Or Ahsoka going head to head with Grievous and surviving?

I don't watch Star Wars cartoons. Ahsoka is the hot minor half human right?

I thought she was Anakin's Padawan?

Yeah, she's hot, but not half human, she's a Togruta, like Shaak Ti.

How bout in the claymation cartoon, Obi-Wan was chasing this Mandalorian assassin, the guy backs off a building, and instead of using the Force to catch him, Obi lets the guy fall.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yeah, she's hot, but not half human, she's a Togruta, like Shaak Ti.

How bout in the claymation cartoon, Obi-Wan was chasing this Mandalorian assassin, the guy backs off a building, and instead of using the Force to catch him, Obi lets the guy fall.

that is one of the three episodes of that series that I have seen.

The whole thing should probably go into this thread.

Speaking of Mandos, how about Jaina going to train with Boba Fett?

Anakin calling Padme an angel from the moons of Iego. WTF?

Oh yes, and their entire bedroom scene in ROTS.

Originally posted by truejedi
Oh yes, and their entire bedroom scene in ROTS.

Anything Anakin/Padme really...their relationship was far from believable from the get-go.

DE Sidious amirite?

bane novels should die

and maul D=

i dont think im doing it right

Bane's orbalisks. This isn't exactly what I meant with the thread though. I was thinking the kind of moments that just make you cringe, and kinda become a little ashamed to be a star wars fan.

Ludicrous. (Such as mace riding droids like skis)

Comic book moments. or characters. Such as Durge. Durge is a comic book character. (at least he is in the CWC with Kenobi, when he just won't die.)

Originally posted by truejedi
Bane's orbalisks. This isn't exactly what I meant with the thread though. I was thinking the kind of moments that just make you cringe, and kinda become a little ashamed to be a star wars fan.

Ludicrous. (Such as mace riding droids like skis)

Comic book moments. or characters. Such as Durge. Durge is a comic book character. (at least he is in the CWC with Kenobi, when he just won't die.)

The Legacy Comics. That includes the idiotic way Krayt became emperor, the return of the sith, and Cade's "chosen one" powers that he randomly activates and kicks everyone's ass.

jar jar...

jacen being built up so strong and so fast,, which they never should have done..

darth maul should have had more screen time and more fight scenes

i love the legacy comics, but yeah Krayt should have been done better... agree on cade too

How Padme....lost the will to live, so she died.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Anything Anakin/Padme really...their relationship was far from believable from the get-go.
They had one good scene together, in AotC on the island. Felt like a natural conversation, not some scripted quasi-Shakespeare shit.

@Thread:

Jar Jar.
Podracing.
Crystal Star.
Bane novels.
KotOR 2.
The Clone Wars CGI franchise.
Ewoks.
RotJ Leia.
Dark Empire.
Time travel.
Gods who can manipulate space and matter.
Tatooine.

That's it I think.

This right here is my trump card...

Zero the Hutt

WTF were they thinking?!