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But wouldnt Royce from 'Predators' sniff up all the smell before we could get a sniff...?

And what happens if Keith Richards has an internet connection...?

That will only imporve the hit count.

They'll have to invent a new series of digits and fractions, to accommodate for that.

They will... they will.

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See? They sniffed my above post so bad that theres just a 'full stop' left.

I think they liked the sniff, they kept on scratching.

Literally scratching the words off of the internet.

Hungry for more.

Their noses are insatiable.

Good for us.

And what if Barry Manilow were to join them?

Not good for us.

As a planet/species...? 😛

Manilow could explain all the strange mass animal deaths of late.

'Cause if he sneezed, the likely turn out of birds being blown higher into the atmosphere, might explain the blue beaked oxygen starvation/altitude sickness evidence. 😛

Those fish too, 'cause if Royce from Predators were to swim underwater, and he turned his head quickly enough, the ensuing mini tsunami style compression wave might plausibly be enough kill the fish.

Err.... yeah.... I guess...

See? The logic is sound. 😛

Errr... no... but okay.

Oh all right, they shifted the EM field of earth due to the gravity wells of their nostrils?

buttock actually... depends on how you look at it.

Well if its GL's buttock and SS's nose we're talking about, don't they usually occupy the same space?