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No.23: The larch

No. He die. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident.

It is an EX-Parrot.

I'm off to play the grand piano.

And now for something completely different...

Oh Mr. Belpitt, my legs are so swollen...

Blessed are the bignoses.

I want to be a lumberjack.

My, it's hot in here...

Just....one....leeeeeedle....waffferrr theeeen mint..?

It's so nice to have a penis.

How sweet to be an idiot.

I have a silly walk and I'd like a grant to develop it.

The woooooound...!!! The woooooooooooouund...!!!!!

Now, alduce me to introlow myself.

Arthur Twosheds Jackson?

It's spelled Arthur Twosheds Jackson, but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Alllllllllllllbertross...!!!

What's that on the television then? - Looks like a penguin.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?