Buy Your Own Fertility Idol

Nah, paying for sex is sad.

We all pay for it, either financially or with years of nagging. 😛

True but least by nagging we can use the money for booze.

Quite useless, Im afraid:

The nagging is worse with a hangover.
And the money will always have to go on new curtains, or new coffee table or some shit that you dont want but have to pay for. 😛

Oh, my wife's not like that. I picked a good one.

Lucky you.

Not everyone is so fortunate.

They can be.

At times.

A whip can make miracles happen.

Indeed. But once the fun is over, it is useless against a true succubus.

And now for a sneak preview of this year's UK eurovision contest entry:

YouTube video

A sure winner.

We have no chance.

John Lennon could return from the grave to write a song with John Bonham on drums, John Entwistle on Bass, with Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton on guitars, give the audience all the correct amount of drugs and booze, endow all the judges with hookers of their choice, have the Queen go round to each judge and personally fellate them, and we'd still lose.

Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Hows that for fried gold?

Painful?

"Can I get...any of you c***s.... a drink?"

Sure can.

Would anybody like....a peanut?

No thanks.